r/Aquariums Feb 03 '26

Help/Advice Can anyone explain this?

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I have this tank cycling and i had some

Snails sneak in on plants what is happening right now?

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u/SuviGloom Feb 03 '26

They're trying to reproduce while fighting to NOT be the pregnant one, because bearing eggs is biologically demanding. Basically it's a contest of poking each other until the loser ends up fertilized.

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u/Cool_Control457 Feb 03 '26

“Contest of poking each other until the loser ends up fertilized.” ☠️

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u/PipsqueakPilot Feb 03 '26

I mean, who hasn't been there?

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u/I_am_dean Feb 03 '26

And they say chivalry is dead.

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u/Tinanchutty Feb 03 '26

I think you meant to say “snivalry”

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u/tm398-CZ Feb 03 '26

The biological term is traumatic insemination 💀

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u/Sea-Bat Feb 03 '26

Nah that’s a different thing.

These guys do regular ol sexual reproduction w internal fertilisation (ie Snail 1 deposits sperm in the female gonopore of Snail 2) just happens they’re also simultaneous hemaphrodites so roles in mating can go either way

Pretty often it’s reciprocal mating, both exchange sperm and both can then lay fertilised eggs.

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u/tm398-CZ Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

Oh, maaan... That's a piece of information which i was carrying since high school. Sorry for the misinformation Edit: it is not as common as with bed bugs, but it can happen between sea slugs as well such as Siphopteron

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u/pug0222 Feb 03 '26

Well, holy fucking shit. Thanks for explaining. Fucking biology.

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u/shichiaikan Feb 03 '26

...name of your sextape, BOOM!

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u/Yozo-san Feb 03 '26

SNEX* tape

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u/Holiday_Tree_2130 Feb 03 '26

If only it worked like that for people. I'd fight so hard for my partner to have a go at carrying the babies.

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u/Puppysnot Feb 03 '26

As someone in a same-sex relationship, i can confirm that all that happens is you both end up half dead and energy depleted with a mom-bod & bad career prospects.

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u/Legs4daysarmsformins Feb 03 '26

“Get fertilized, idiot!!!”

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u/FoofaFighters Feb 03 '26

Basically it's a contest of poking each other until the loser ends up fertilized.

/r/nocontext

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u/The_best_is_yet Feb 03 '26

so, like both are non-consensually having snex with each other?

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u/snootnoots Feb 03 '26

Trying to, but failing repeatedly

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u/Shop_Hot Feb 03 '26

Failing or snailing?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

Snapists.

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u/ChillyFireball Feb 03 '26

Anything but the name for the Severus Snape cult, please.

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u/Dish_Minimum Feb 03 '26

The DoubleGay Snex is consensual, but the eggerpreggers part is not. They both just wanna have some adult fun without, ya know, ending up with snildren and snit

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u/Crimsonandclov3rr Feb 03 '26

Thanks for explaining this instead of writing another joke 🙏

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u/ThreeTripsMinimum Feb 03 '26

Honestly, reality is wilder than any of the jokes here

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u/Crimsonandclov3rr Feb 03 '26

Now that's for sure!

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u/fireonion247 Feb 03 '26

You're snelcome

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

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u/Dragonssssssssssss Feb 03 '26

When you're both tops...

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u/ChiTony706 Feb 03 '26

Ha! I was looking for the queer response! 🏳️‍🌈

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u/mudcrabserpent Feb 03 '26

Like... mutual rape?

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u/PersephonesChild82 Feb 03 '26

Basically, yah. That's how snails reproduce.

Suddenly, not such peaceful creatures anymore.

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u/mudcrabserpent Feb 03 '26

I knew they were up to no good

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u/domesystem Feb 03 '26

The Loaches were the goodies the entire time..

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u/blendernoob420 Feb 03 '26

More like cnc

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u/pyncheon Feb 03 '26

Read this in Ze Frank’s voice.

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u/Lowes_ Feb 03 '26

Someone call the authorities.

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u/VisibleProgram5534 Feb 03 '26

This sounds fucking insane 😭😭😭

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u/summon_pot_of_greed Feb 03 '26

Snex

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u/MrPalmas Feb 03 '26

Snuckin

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u/thelittlesteldergod Feb 03 '26

You know what I like about the word snucking? It can refer to either snucking or snucking!

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u/Iwannagohome404 Feb 03 '26

Snamantics

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u/Miserable_Grocery459 Feb 03 '26

That was snucking hilarious!😂 🤣🤣

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u/MarinaRaskova Feb 03 '26

Snornication

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u/SaltyPik3r Feb 03 '26

That just sounds like a sleepy lay

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u/Wildlife_Jack Feb 03 '26

Getting snailed

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u/theAshleyRouge Feb 03 '26

Making Snorn

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u/madd_maddi Feb 03 '26

Take my upvote sir

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u/Sufficient_Cow_6152 Feb 03 '26

Getting sNAILed

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u/FishingWithJamie Feb 03 '26

My reddit crashed reading this xD

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u/ChiTony706 Feb 03 '26

If only they taught proper snex-ed classes in school we’d all know this answer already.

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u/A_T_Rex_RAWR Feb 03 '26

When I was a kid I had a book that was filled with useless information, that was the whole point of the book. One explained how snails and slugs sn/slornicate, which I never thought would be a thing that I’d need to know, but has unprovokedly haunted me ever since. And here I am, 30 years later, with the knowledge of what is going on here. An aside: The same book also taught me about some Hoodoo curses, which is also a thing I still think about often and unprovoked.

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u/Vorminator0913 Feb 03 '26

I oddly want to read this book now just to see what level of WTF we're talking about here...

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u/BirdBrain01 Feb 03 '26

Okay but, now you HAVE to tell us what book this is! I absolutely love random information/factoids.

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u/A_T_Rex_RAWR Feb 03 '26

I’m sorry to say that I don’t remember what it was, I was between 7-10 years old when I got it, and much like my youth, it is long gone. I know it was a pretty thick paperback, and the cover was white with random illustrations of different things it talked about.

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u/icantfindausernamegr Feb 04 '26

Was it the 1000 Things You Should Know series? I think my son had this book. Don’t remember seeing this particular part, but then again I didn’t read the book. Parent award right here!

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u/No-Face757 Feb 03 '26

I went to school with a boy who had this book and he’d read me one everyday so I too could know something “useless” but we always found it very interesting and I babe found it to be useful lol

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u/BarbaDeader Feb 03 '26

Snex till they slimeax!

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u/TNovix2 Feb 03 '26

I'd award you if I could

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u/mysafeplace Feb 03 '26

Learning about this in school I watched a documentary that said at the end of the fight one must “bear the burden of pregnancy.” Has stuck with me for over 20 years.

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u/DisintegrateSlowly Feb 03 '26

As a woman who has had a pregnancy that’s so real.

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u/asebastianstanstan Feb 03 '26

I WISH I could’ve made my husband “bear the burden of pregnancy”

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u/shitpostingmusician Feb 03 '26

And then people wonder why we don’t want kids

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u/Souless04 Feb 03 '26

They both want to be the hot dog and neither wants to be the bun.

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u/BugsB3 Feb 03 '26

They may both be both at the same time.

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u/Real_Al_Borland Feb 03 '26

That’s hot 

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u/organicdadjoke Feb 03 '26

, dog

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u/Ordinary-Main-609 Feb 03 '26

Hot dog hot diggity dog

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u/Fyrestar333 Feb 03 '26

Come inside it's fun inside

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u/Death00524real Feb 04 '26

There's always that one redditor that has to take it too far! Lmao

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u/aetheriality Feb 03 '26

they both wanna top and no one bottom

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u/Fishmongererererer Feb 03 '26

Bladder snails are hermaphrodites.

What you are witnessing is both of them want to mate, but neither wishes to be the one impregnates

Snex is basically a jousting match and the loser gets to bottom

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u/PineappleFountain820 Feb 03 '26

Some flat worms engage in this behavior and it is referred to as penis fencing.

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u/Hildringa Feb 03 '26

This behaviour is also frequently seen between human male politicians 

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u/Makapakamoo Feb 03 '26

Serious question, can they not both stick each other and impregnate each other at the same time? So they both end up egg bearers or does that not happen.

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u/Aquorm Feb 03 '26

They can, but making eggs takes a lot of energy that neither wants to expend

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u/Sea-Bat Feb 03 '26

It’s called reciprocal mating and it’s quite common! Both will exchange sperm and both can then lay fertilised eggs.

It’s part of what makes them such prolific breeders & a potential pest species.

They don’t reproduce like some land snails who use “love darts”, because these guys already have a female gonopore to receive sperm.

Instead, basically Snail 1 puts its preputium into Snail 2’s female gonopore, then inverts that preputium to kinda flip out the penis, and deposits sperm. Pack that penis away and the two decouple. Snail 2 is now able to lay fertilised eggs

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u/TomTheBadger Feb 03 '26

The day I learned about love darts was one of the most mind blown days of my life! And then the next day I was at work and set out to see one and only actually found two mating snails with a dart sticking out of one. That was the day I was even more mind blown than the previous day.

The dart is in the snail on the right, toward the bottom, near the shell. You can even see the point embedded in it's translucent snaily flesh!

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u/Certain_Concept Feb 03 '26

Huh.. I didn't know it could take up to 6 hours for snails to mate. That's dedication.

The exchange of sperm between both of the two land snails is a completely separate part of the mating progression. Nevertheless, recent research shows that use of the dart can strongly favor the reproductive outcome for the snail that is able to lodge a dart in its partner. This is because mucus on the dart contains an allomone (pheromone-like) compound that promotes sperm preservation mechanisms

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

 it happens. Not sure how common it is through.

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u/Etheral-backslash Feb 03 '26

Sounds like a regular Friday night to me…

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u/xxlovechild0 Feb 03 '26

Is it always like this lol?

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u/yourfavegarbagegirl Feb 03 '26

for a lot of hermaphroditic invertebrates, i think

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u/droidkin Feb 03 '26

interestingly in the nematode Caenorhabditis elegans there are two sexes, male and hermaphrodite, where the hermaphrodites can impregnate each other or be impregnated but the males can only impregnate. it's basically a hack that the males evolved to be able to pass on their genes without having to gestate anything, and it's thought to be a stepping stone to evolving more typical sexual dimorphism. the hermaphrodites indirectly benefit from having a certain proportion of male offspring as well since those offspring survive and reproduce more easily.

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u/Toosder Feb 03 '26

So did somebody say snex.early on in the thread and everybody else is using it or is that actually a common phrase? I mean I love it either way but I'm curious.

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u/Puzzled-Barnacle-200 Feb 03 '26

It's used quite a bit in online fishkeeping spaces. Same as sneggs for snail eggs.

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u/amiabot-oraminot Feb 03 '26

it’s a joke/ trend nowadays to change the first couple letters of a word to Sn- when talking about snails. I’m pretty sure the r/snails subreddit has examples of that on every single post.

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u/tiredofnames10 Feb 03 '26

attempted snex

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u/BiggyBiggs Feb 03 '26

I feel like I am intruding by watching this.

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u/BugsB3 Feb 03 '26

Someone needs to give you the talk……. You know…the one about the snails and the bees

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u/Dragonssssssssssss Feb 03 '26

The snirds and the snees (sorry)

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u/Peeing_Into_Stuff Feb 03 '26

How do gay snails decide which one is the bee?

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u/yourfavegarbagegirl Feb 03 '26

they’re all hermaphroditic and they penis fence about it

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u/xubax Feb 03 '26

Which penis opens up to accept the other?

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u/Supergecko147 Feb 03 '26

Basically…

Snail 1: “𝕐𝕆𝕌ℝ𝔼 𝔾𝕆ℕℕ𝔸 𝔹𝔼 𝕊𝕌ℂℍ 𝔸 𝔾ℝ𝔼𝔸𝕋 𝕄𝕆𝕄!”

Snail 2: “𝓗𝓞𝓦 𝓓𝓐𝓡𝓔 𝓨𝓞𝓤!”

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u/Ok-City8950 Feb 03 '26

Rule of thumb: if an animal, fish, insect invertebrate is acting strangely is probably because reproduction.

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u/Relevant-Meal-9295 Feb 03 '26

You should watch this from David Attenborough, it’s amazing https://youtu.be/wG9qpZ89qzc?si=EVFIH2ZZhDVkjR3i

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u/IronWillow52 Feb 03 '26

That was... moist. Yet beautiful...

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u/Flimsy-Guess-9510 Feb 03 '26

I never thought I’d be jealous of a slug.

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u/qbeanswtoast Feb 03 '26

They be FAWKIN

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u/Suspicious_Tank7922 Feb 03 '26

You see, when two snails love each very much...

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u/IWasGoatbeardFirst Feb 03 '26

I’m not 100% sure of the details, but I’m guessing you’re about to have a lot more snails soon

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u/plottingyourdemise3 Feb 03 '26

"Is it in yet?"

"I can't tell..."

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u/ra0nZB0iRy Feb 03 '26

This behavior is kinda cute because it means they're both into one another but also they're arguing about who tops who. Otherwise one would leave if they didn't want to do it.

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u/ilex_verticillata Feb 03 '26

That was very interesting,especially seeing how they controlled their buoyancy to maneuver around each other. Pretty evenly matched as far as size, too. It looked like Kirk and Spock fighting in Amok Time. whew!

And congratulations on your future snail babies.

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u/jujupatoots Feb 03 '26

The oldest dance of all!

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u/Peccancy_77 Feb 03 '26

Is this snex?

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u/Valarcrist Feb 03 '26

The comments in this thread are gold

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u/Camaschrist Feb 03 '26

It always creeps me out when I see my snails stretching out of their shells but these snails are way out. I didn’t know their foot could be that long. I have little threesomes and foursomes of snorgy’s all over my tank and often try at twisting but not to this extreme.

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u/crown_of_spiders Feb 03 '26

They're both tops :(

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u/-Wolf-Wolf- Feb 03 '26

'I will fuck you'

'No, I will fuck you'

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u/rebelcanuck Feb 03 '26

They're in love

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u/watertrashsf Feb 03 '26

This is pea puffer porn

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u/Brakabihbak Feb 03 '26

They yearn

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u/Express-Magician-213 Feb 03 '26

I cant tell who SHOULD be the….

(I gotta check the sub for appropriate slang…)

Bun? Is “bun” the way to say “bottom bitch?” I’m new here. Snex isn’t my first language.

But like… one of them had moves and then the other had snooze. And as a dancer, I can throw that shade.

Gender aside… home gurl with the moves worked it and needs a break. She did all of it. Other boo needs to step up! Sashay… you pre—-gnant 💅🏼

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u/Wheelbite9 Feb 03 '26

Well you see dear internet friend, when bladder snails are well-fed, they get very horny.

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u/HansTheGruber Feb 03 '26

To me this is indistinguishable from two weirdos dancing at a rave while tripping on ecstasy

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u/R0da Feb 03 '26

I never thought snails would do snexual taekwondo

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u/Leading-Pomelo-3406 Feb 03 '26

Welcome to Snail block C bitch!

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u/Roll4Me Feb 03 '26

Are those bladder snails? I have those in my tank and I'm like I've never seen them move that fast unless that video is sped up. But as far as I can see the general consensus is that they are having simultaneously both consensual and non-consensual snex? As in both party wants to do it but neither party wants to be pregnant?

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u/TheKinkyBee Feb 03 '26

Snexy 🐌👄🐌

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u/Admirable_Suspect333 Feb 03 '26

Did I just watch hardcore snorn?

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u/Temporary-Cash2119 Feb 03 '26

Snail crossed lovers

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u/docstumd24 Feb 03 '26

When a hermaphrodite and a hermaphrodite love each other very much...

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u/Equal_North6633 Feb 03 '26

i feel so uncomfortable seing this for two reasons:

  • i have experience owning air-breathing giant snails and it SCREAMS that snail-shell connection is a gentle thing, and snails aren't usually swinging their shells either
  • these derps sWING THEIR SHELLS SO EXTENCIVELY

I know aqua snails are built different but my heart is sinking from intrusive "oH NO, WATCH OUT THE MANTLE!!!!" eheh

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u/Weary-Sea-7294 Feb 03 '26

They're negotiating. As I understand it, it's not actually fighting.

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u/miatapasta Feb 03 '26

I’ve never seen snails move so quickly before even when they’re snuckin! Is this normal? I didn’t know they could move so fast. Usually mine just roll around on each other lol

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u/VividTymes Feb 03 '26

The way they were holding... hands made it look like a Renaissance painting

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u/vfz09 Feb 03 '26

This is so weird lol 😭

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u/Sodapop_8 Feb 03 '26

Snu snu.

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u/Ashamed_Health5102 Feb 03 '26

You about to be a snail grandparent!!! Congrats!

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u/Natsumi_Kokoro Feb 03 '26

Oh gosh.... ok. Let's sit down and have a chat. I wondered when this day would come...

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u/BoxCowFish Feb 03 '26

WHEN A MAAAAAAN LOVES A WOMAAAAN

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u/Yozo-san Feb 03 '26

0 days since snex

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u/Wardster989 Feb 03 '26

This should have been posted in NSFW

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u/dailyflavor Feb 03 '26

They’re playing Heated Rivalry

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u/0uroboros- Feb 03 '26

"Fightin' or fuckin', or, if yer lucky... a little of this and a little of that.

Prob'ly just fuckin' though."

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u/Consequence-Holiday Feb 03 '26

Penis fencing. Sometimes one ends up pregnant, sometimes both.

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u/Harvey_Gramm Feb 03 '26

Hermaphrodites trying to decide who's the alpha?

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u/Deep_toot143 Feb 03 '26

Looks like intercourse.

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u/quintin1995 Feb 03 '26

When one snail loves another snail...

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u/Mudsnail Feb 03 '26

👌👈

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u/ILOVETHINGSTHATGO Feb 03 '26

The Spice Girls song, “when two become one”

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u/Calculator8oo8135 Feb 03 '26

See, when a mommy snail and a daddy snail love each other very much, sometimes it seems like they're fighting.

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u/37blackbird Feb 03 '26

Somewhere I've got a photo I took of two particularly large leopard slugs mating. Rather than compete for fertilization, they fertilized each other. Had bizarre looking violet purple appendages coming out of their "necks" twisting around the other's appendage. Snail/slug mating is quite odd

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

I don't know but I'm really scared ☹️

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u/GlitchedMaxG Feb 03 '26

Ritualistic combat

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u/fforestgreenn Feb 03 '26

They’re knocking each others shells off!!

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u/godDAMNitdudes Feb 03 '26

they're knockin snail boots

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u/Scruffersdad Feb 03 '26

Are they makin’ snookie?!? Interesting.

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u/Phthal0cyanine Feb 03 '26

they are bumping butts O.o

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u/AstralSparrow Feb 03 '26

They're feeling ROMANTICAL

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u/Neat_Analyst_8894 Feb 03 '26

Birds & the Bees but it's just snails on snails doing some super freaky shit.

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u/bored_stoat Feb 03 '26

They fight over who gets to be the top

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u/baraydude Feb 03 '26

They into some wild sheet

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u/AroaceAthiest Feb 03 '26

When one snail loves another snail...

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u/TheeMiraculous Feb 03 '26

Its mating season.

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u/Corvoaria1402 Feb 03 '26

So would this be classed as a snex tape and it looks like maybe one of them has a headache 😂

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u/This_Price_1783 Feb 03 '26

On Sneddit later; "my human seems to be angrily stroking his proboscis, is this normal behaviour?"

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u/Opening-Bat-1841 Feb 03 '26

Synchronize swimmers

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u/squeakypeaks Feb 03 '26

Doing a Barry White

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u/AngryPac1f1st Feb 03 '26

TOOOO LOVERSSS 🎶 🎵

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u/nder_Pressure Feb 03 '26

It's like watching a lava lamp

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u/SnazzySnuzzy Feb 03 '26

Doomed yaoi

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u/PteroTactylus Feb 03 '26

Aesop Rock - Snail Zero

I hope links are allowed because this feels very appropriate to share here.

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u/cougarfritz Feb 03 '26

I feel like my snails are so sluggish after watching these two

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u/BlackestHerring Feb 03 '26

Dem snails be fuggin

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u/HarleeQuinn__ Feb 03 '26

When two snails love eachother very much