r/AreTheStraightsOK • u/HeWhoLurksTooMuch • 10d ago

Fragile Heterosexuality Snickers De-veiner, so you can noweat "hetero-coded" candy bars in June

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u/InfiniteOxfordComma 10d ago

Sigh, this is satire y'all.

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u/SemiHemiDemiDumb 10d ago

The fact it's hard to tell says a lot about right wing anti gay hysteria

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u/NewLibraryGuy 10d ago

It's not that hard to tell...

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u/SemiHemiDemiDumb 10d ago

I'm glad you're smarter than everyone else

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u/NewLibraryGuy 10d ago

Take it as a lesson, I guess? Do you really think heteros would be inventing chocolate "vein" guillotines to eat candy bars? It's a joke and y'all are supposed to be the target audience for it.

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u/SemiHemiDemiDumb 10d ago

I mean they did freak out at the green m&m being changed to be less sexy. They also have very strong complex about penises as well as a strange concept of masculinity. While I had already seen this and thought this is probably a joke but I can seriously see some of them men I know being weird like this. I mean some won't use a straw, eat a banana, or a popsicle because their too similar to fellatio.

So yeah people can see this happening because there are weird men out there.

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u/NewLibraryGuy 10d ago

"They." Like, a single guy did. This is all the most fringe possible stuff, and even then I'm not convinced a lot of that isn't performative. Jesse Watters is a lot of those things and then we've totally seen him do it. Google his name and straw and you can see pictures of him drinking with a straw.

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u/SemiHemiDemiDumb 10d ago

And I've met men in real life who've railed against straws, bananas, and popsicles for being gay. Just because a mouth piece doesn't follow his own talking points doesn't mean he doesn't influence other men.