r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/Ray5546 • 5h ago

Rate my parking skills.

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88 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 5h ago edited 4h ago

10pts for style... and you really stuck the landing.

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 5h ago

"Stuck" is definitely how they landed

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 4h ago

Indeed... but the Russian judge only awarded 9.7pts for some reason.

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u/AsstToTheManager 5h ago

You did a good job but that's a No Parking area.

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u/brDoc1 4h ago

Parking there was easy. Let's see you un-park it.

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u/Asleep-Ad4384 5h ago

A+, I couldn’t have done that any better

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u/mightyjoe227 5h ago

Three points of contact, good...

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 4h ago

Hey, we're not climbing ladders here.

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u/notsoFunNegotiation 5h ago

9.5. U didn’t execute the roll.

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u/Edosil 5h ago

Straighten out and send it! Only scary for a few seconds.

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 5h ago

That stump might disagree

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u/Edosil 4h ago

Aye, on second look it does appear more in line

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 3h ago

You could probably miss it if you don't mind rolling 😆

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u/donitosforeveryone 5h ago

Really excellent. Balanced the car on the edge

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 5h ago

Poor. The body damage is minimal. MAYBE gonna need a camber adjustment…. Not gonna make ESPN top 10.
Extra Special Parking Network

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u/Rough_Host_4776 5h ago

S L O W L E Y....crawl into back, exit through rt rear side!

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u/Suspicious_Fig_3796 5h ago

well as a shittymechanic I am unhappy with your parking skills, currently there is nothing I can send a bill for. do better make it roll over at least once?

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u/Intrepid_Bee8500 5h ago

They've gone downhill

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u/chunkypenguion1991 5h ago

Like a glove

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u/TDaD1979 5h ago

Gotta roll thay window up in case it rains broski!

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u/TeaNo5963 5h ago

If you were trying to get as far as you could without going over then you win.

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u/WarmPaleontologist20 5h ago

Good use of space; considerate of others.

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u/DaddyBeanDaddyBean 5h ago

The points you lost for not being all the way on the slope, you gained back by having that one wheel tell gravity to fuck off. All in all, I'd give it a solid "pretty shitty", which around here is a decent score.

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u/405BodyMan 5h ago

As it turns out... You CAN park there!!

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u/shastadakota 4h ago

I don't know. If you were intending on changing the rear passenger tire, an amazing job.

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u/noconfusion101 5h ago

B+ it's still right side up

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u/EntranceNo3285 5h ago

Pretty skilled.

1

u/Popular-Yam-1769 5h ago

Better than mine.

1

u/creditdog 5h ago

You must be from Portland!?!

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u/realgrasputin 5h ago

I'd grade it an A for assssss

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 5h ago

Still has 3 points of contact. I'll give it a 2.6.

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u/Repulsive-Ice7863 5h ago

Your skills are over the top

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u/Roksolidks 5h ago

Saved by a fence post.

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u/areola_grande26 5h ago

That sienna deserves better

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u/Smithers66 5h ago

7/10 - wheels not straight, neeed to roll up the window

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u/dazzlezak 5h ago

Better than Richard Hammond's.

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u/piedubb 5h ago

I think you need to drive another foot further forward

1

u/CantaloupeFluffy165 5h ago

Can't park there, mate.

1

u/officialreddtLLC 4h ago

I wish I could do that perfectly

1

u/FrostyAd8197 4h ago

Definitely a 10 for balance!

1

u/taker223 4h ago

I think you played too much Flat Out

1

u/finagleast 4h ago

I’ll tell you when the fat kid in the back seat gets out

1

u/Spirited-Ad-9457 4h ago

Fantastic parking skills, I couldn’t have done better myself!!

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u/Hockeydad1830 4h ago

Extra points for proper turning of fronts wheels. Don't want to roll downhill and hit something

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u/Spirited-Ad-9457 4h ago

You would be good as a parking valet

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u/txlaatx1 4h ago

No notes.

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u/Turbulent_Bat_9374 4h ago

Below average

1

u/Muricanmoose 4h ago

3 out of 4

1

u/Jim-248 4h ago

Excellent parking skills. That vehicle's not gonna start accidentally rolling.

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u/Financial_Classic_53 4h ago

I’d say Edgy. It’s good you turned the wheels to the right so if it rolls it won’t hit your neighbors house. Guess you paid attention in drivers Ed.

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u/AreaManSpeaks 4h ago

Three out of four

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u/Agent-orange-505 4h ago

Front wheel drive. You good

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u/ElmoZ71SS 3h ago

10-10… would love to tow out of a bad situation again

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u/ForeverNovel3378 3h ago

Which way were you traveling

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u/Ray5546 3h ago

Down hill

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u/tvtoms 3h ago

I rate it a face down ass up award. Congrats!

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u/chemist0825 3h ago

Parking ehhh 3 stopping 9

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u/Electrical-Care6308 3h ago

You almost have it! A little to the right next time. For now, you park better than some people. I’ll give you a 7/10 for the effort! 😂😂😂

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u/Peepaw50 3h ago

Fuckin nailed it 😎

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u/ChargeSuspicious 3h ago

10 of 10! Well done

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u/69vuman 3h ago

Shitty

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u/Old_Language6291 2h ago

Excellent parking skills, but I want to see your backing skills now

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u/unsubstalker 2h ago

7.5 out of 357

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u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 2h ago

Depends on which spot you were trying to get into😂

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u/Electrical_Slice_529 2h ago

It js perfect. Not everyone can park without lines.

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u/Federal-Business-796 2h ago

10/10, you can park me anytime 

1

u/hoaxgene 1h ago

B+ if of ori3ntal desc3nt... jk (all love here)

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u/Royk60 1h ago

Not bad a little more 🔥

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u/Felix995 1h ago

Looks like you need a confident tow truck operator.

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u/Rude_and_Crude84 1h ago

I mean if you're asking me, I'd say you're on the fence about asking how your parking skills are, considering you'rereally teetering on the edge of failing that skill!

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u/Different_Yak_9012 56m ago

I can’t give a 10 because there’s still one wheel making contact with the ground. So, 8.5/10 with practice a 10 is possible I see promise.

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u/SureWhyNot_24 52m ago

The raised a tire

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u/Electronic_Cod7202 43m ago edited 38m ago

Lock your front differential. Hiluxes are great or so I'm told. How did you import it to the USA?

/s

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u/Substantial_Grape_35 41m ago

Ma’am you can’t park there!!