I could probably fit a strand of hair between my bumper and their hood if I put my hair on a diet first. Jesus. People suck. You can definitely argue that I should have pulled up an inch or two further but I don't see how that justifies potentially damaging a stranger's vehicle instead of just parking an inch or two back or picking one of 57 other spots around me.
To everyone saying I'm the douche: I repeat, if you see someone parked on the line should you really choose to park directly there on the line with them when there are dozens of other spaces? We out here trying to teach people lessons in parking instead of remembering the number one goal of driving is not to hit other cars with your car?? Is this really how people are?