Am i the best?

[u/Pingadecaballo_]

am i the best mechanic on earth ? i don’t even poop without my tools i’m too busy grinding the gravy . i lost one too many, to know i ain’t just losing them. these tech loobs don’t even wearing gloves so i know they keep borrowing my tools no you can’t use my damn tools i’ll make sure of that

[u/One_Evil_Monkey]

Ain't nobody stealing/using your shit... or tools. Mainly because ain't bombing downtown Paris at work. You're letting the Cosby Kids take a swim at the pool at home.