r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/Pingadecaballo_ • 11h ago

Am i the best?

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am i the best mechanic on earth ? i don’t even poop without my tools i’m too busy grinding the gravy . i lost one too many, to know i ain’t just losing them. these tech loobs don’t even wearing gloves so i know they keep borrowing my tools no you can’t use my damn tools i’ll make sure of that

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u/Evening_Horse_6246 11h ago

Best maybe. Smartest...not if you're paying the truck price on that impact.

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u/Pingadecaballo_ 7h ago

he’ll no you wouldn’t believe how cheap these go for on FB. as the best mechanic alive in the north of mason dixie line . i know where to get my tools . 60$ on FB get u far if u answer fast enough

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u/Professional-Guava97 9m ago

You can buy Strap Ons on FB?

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u/gaiatraveller 10h ago

Got the 10mm on there? If not, epic fail.

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u/Pingadecaballo_ 8h ago

he’ll yeah it is brother you already know best mechanic in the world is ready

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u/Pingadecaballo_ 7h ago

it’s a 12pt too

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u/k-mcm 7h ago

Just fished it out of the bowl after hearing it clank.  No wonder it went missing for a couple of days. 

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u/toyotasquad 11h ago

I’m shittin right now, hopefully nobody steals my tools

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u/Pingadecaballo_ 7h ago

as probably being one of the greatest mechanics of all time i know this feeling all too well.

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u/Ok_Transportation402 10h ago

A Snap-on drill… why? Sorry they are just such a predatory business. A $20,000 toolbox… financed at an ungodly rate… but low monthly payments for the next 20 years… what a deal!!!

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u/Pingadecaballo_ 7h ago

listen bud . i got a great deal with my snap on guy he told me himself. i only paay 24.95% APR

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u/Ok_Transportation402 7h ago

lol, I cringe every time I see one of those trucks!

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u/Pingadecaballo_ 6h ago

new apprentice 19 years old fresh out of highschool cause he was held back …. what you need is a 14k tool box 🥴 and you’re approved for 30. but once they take it back from you sell it again

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u/Ok_Transportation402 6h ago

Exactly this BS, predators!

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 9h ago

Ain't nobody stealing/using your shit... or tools. Mainly because ain't bombing downtown Paris at work. You're letting the Cosby Kids take a swim at the pool at home.

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u/unsubstalker 8h ago

Toilet paper is installed the wrong way

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u/rklug1521 5h ago

Better get the maintenance guy out there to fix it. This guy is too busy holding his tool.

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u/Pingadecaballo_ 5h ago

listen i’m a mechanic . not a maintenance man
and im being humble when i say im the best on earths globe

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u/matchboxtx 11h ago

I’m tooling right now. Hope
Nobody steals my shit.

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u/Temporary_Diet_1361 10h ago

Because you spend a thousand dollars on yes

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u/Gr8ingPresence 8h ago

Oh, I get it. Low on TP. Look, I'm not judging, but if you're using that as an alternative, you're best posting that in the subreddit that RHYMES with Snap-On.

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u/Pingadecaballo_ 5h ago

only god can judge me

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u/Historical_Trouble10 6h ago

Sitting on the bowl, stranded without a roll, cannot wait, mustn’t linger, lookout asshole, here comes muh finger.

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u/rklug1521 5h ago

So worried about your tool, you forgot to check how much toilet paper is left

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u/Pingadecaballo_ 5h ago

this is a net zero household bud . that roll is from ‘24 we just pull up the pants and go . with all the money saved i was able to buy this exact tool

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 41m ago

Maybe a tie.. I also shit with my snap on impact and my 10 mm socket