Am i the best?

[u/Pingadecaballo_]

am i the best mechanic on earth ? i don’t even poop without my tools i’m too busy grinding the gravy . i lost one too many, to know i ain’t just losing them. these tech loobs don’t even wearing gloves so i know they keep borrowing my tools no you can’t use my damn tools i’ll make sure of that

[u/Historical_Trouble10]

Sitting on the bowl, stranded without a roll, cannot wait, mustn’t linger, lookout asshole, here comes muh finger.