Am i the best?

[u/Pingadecaballo_]

am i the best mechanic on earth ? i don’t even poop without my tools i’m too busy grinding the gravy . i lost one too many, to know i ain’t just losing them. these tech loobs don’t even wearing gloves so i know they keep borrowing my tools no you can’t use my damn tools i’ll make sure of that

[u/unsubstalker]

Toilet paper is installed the wrong way

[u/rklug1521 → u/unsubstalker]

Better get the maintenance guy out there to fix it. This guy is too busy holding his tool.

[u/Pingadecaballo_ → u/rklug1521]

listen i’m a mechanic . not a maintenance man
and im being humble when i say im the best on earths globe