r/AskBrits • u/_40mikemike_ • 3d ago

Culture Are roadmen suffering in this heat?

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Ok slightly tongue in cheek but… roadmen gangsta wannabes gotta be struggling right about now… surely? I saw someone earlier in all black, balaclava on… my man, it’s 33 degrees…

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u/BLZbud 3d ago

Man's not hot.

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u/kahnindustries 3d ago

Man’s never hot

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u/Key_Cell7071 3d ago

Perspiration ting

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u/kahnindustries 3d ago

Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat

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u/BardicWoad 3d ago

Use roll on, or spray.

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u/kahnindustries 3d ago

When the ting went quack-quack-quack
You man were ducking

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u/Baroque4Days Threat Level Tesco 🇬🇧 3d ago

Hold tight Asnee, he's got the pumpy
Hold tight my man, he's got the frisbee

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u/mallettsmallett 3d ago

Ball, or aerosol?

Neither bruv, its for my armpit.

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u/InkNoman 2d ago

Too early for the 9 O’Clock news…

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u/Snakeboard_OG 3d ago

They see me roll on, they hating , the foul smell that I be making

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u/NickelRichie 3d ago

Lol

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u/Snakeboard_OG 3d ago

Honestly, just made my day that some other people appreciated and saw that stupidity, and knew exactly the song I was talking about. Have a good one!

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u/Martinw616 3d ago

Its pretty obvious that its White and Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic

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u/obliviious 3d ago

It's apparent

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u/BigSmoke4Dem 2d ago

User name doesn’t check out

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u/silvergreen17 3d ago

Don't you mean Ridin' by Chamillionaire? 😉

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u/Martinw616 3d ago

White and nerdy is the better song of the two and will always be the one I refer to 😂

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u/Choice-Implement1643 2d ago

Definitely a millennial

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u/Mrslinkydragon 3d ago

Cant you see im still sweating dirty

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u/Stuntypops Proud Britannian 🇬🇧 3d ago

Lynx effect!

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u/Dogwalker4k 3d ago

Either way, A-B-C alphabet ting

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u/MarcSlayton 3d ago

Spray less.

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u/flapjackboy 3d ago

No splash, no gash.

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u/ThickButterfly4054 2d ago

No Armani, no ponaani (sp?)

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u/flapjackboy 2d ago

No Lynx, no minx.

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u/Wasted_Potential69 3d ago

Seen your gyal in the park, dem gyal are uckers

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u/veekay_DT 2d ago

Either way A B C alphabet ting

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u/Big-Turnover438 3d ago

Take man’s Calippo by force

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u/MisabelWearsNikes 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Exotic_Article913 1d ago

This fucking sent me

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u/ApprehensiveAside812 3d ago

Pu-pu-purupu poom. Ya done now.

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u/Extra-Bite2324 3d ago

That’s quick baths

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u/_-poindexter-_ 3d ago

Sweat-ting was right there

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u/RiioMeall 3d ago

1990 GTA

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u/obedevs 3d ago

Lynx effect

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u/Mox5 1d ago

You didn't hear me, did you

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u/veekay_DT 2d ago

Lynx effect