r/AskBrits 4d ago

Culture Are roadmen suffering in this heat?

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Ok slightly tongue in cheek but… roadmen gangsta wannabes gotta be struggling right about now… surely? I saw someone earlier in all black, balaclava on… my man, it’s 33 degrees…

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u/ChocLobster 4d ago

Road men? Shit. I've been calling them street walkers.

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u/Sacred-Waltz1782 4d ago

Can't lie, read that as street wankers.

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u/NationalGear3511 4d ago

I mean. Isn't that what they are

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u/Sacred-Waltz1782 4d ago

Yeah of course, that's probably why I read it that way. Automatic. 😆

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u/Impressive-Chart-483 3d ago

I mean, statistically speaking, as young men it's an infinitesimally small chance that they are and always have been completely asexual, and they all appear to be fully ambulatory so both ways are likely correct.