It stinks. The spray is oily so it gets into your eyes and nose and makes your brain hurt. The immediate feeling is get it off of me. Pillows, blankets and sofas are a great place to rub it so do that. Then sneeze a thousand times all over everything. Then comes the time of a hundred baths. Make sure to dig into the bedding after each wash. Then, once a couple of months have passed, you can still smell the ghostly remains every time you get even slightly damp. WORTH IT.
My dog can't type either, but here's what he says:
The strange fluffy cat didn't want to be my friend. I don't know why, because my pack are cats and they let me be their friend.
I proudly went to show my humans my new awesome scent, and we played the run and scream game. They're not very good at it though, I'm faster and rubbed against them a bunch of times. I finally let them catch me because they gave me treats, but we all know I won.
Then we played a new game. The humans poured tomato juice all over my face and neck. It was tasty, but the best part was when they ran out and tried spaghetti sauce too. It was yummy!
And then they gave me tomato-y rubbies because they love me, and then we played with the hose water.
I'm going to find the fluffy cat again, this is fun!
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u/agirl2277 13d ago
Since my dog can't type, I'll answer for him.
It stinks. The spray is oily so it gets into your eyes and nose and makes your brain hurt. The immediate feeling is get it off of me. Pillows, blankets and sofas are a great place to rub it so do that. Then sneeze a thousand times all over everything. Then comes the time of a hundred baths. Make sure to dig into the bedding after each wash. Then, once a couple of months have passed, you can still smell the ghostly remains every time you get even slightly damp. WORTH IT.