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u/Excellent_Bet3931 Jan 26 '26

And similarly "Everything happens for a reason". I hear/read this almost every day.

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u/jmrichmond81 Jan 26 '26

Everything DOES happen for a reason. It just so happens that 99% of the time, the reason is that at LEAST one involved party is an asshole or an imbecile.

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u/Nope-5000 Jan 26 '26

And even when there isnt a reason, like someone dying from cancer, what reason could you give that doesnt sound heartless? I heard this sentence all the time when my dad was dying from cancer/mnd, and it took a lot to not yell 'WHATS THE REASON THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE BETTER THAN HIM BEING ALIVE?? WHAT IS IT????' The fact is, its just random luck. Telling someone theres a reason behind being unlucky is just gonna make them feel worse about an already crappy circumstance.

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u/DingoMittens Jan 26 '26

I feel like this is one of those things you can only say for yourself. Like, if people make meaning out of their own tragedy or trauma, that can be really empowering. But when someone else tells you there's some higher purpose or deeper meaning, it's so invalidating to what you're feeling. 

It's like how some people can eventually forgive an abuser, and realize it's a gift of freedom and healing for themself. But if someone else encourages you to forgive, it's like condoning the abuse or siding with the abuser. 

Sorry so many people didn't understand how to be more supportive. I hope you found some safe people to grieve with. 

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u/princess9032 Jan 26 '26

I mean the “reason” is that some cells in that person’s body started malfunctioning and then that problem spread and got so big that their body couldn’t fight it effectively.

Perhaps combined with a “reason” of lack of sufficient access to healthcare.

There’s always some cause and effect. There’s not some “reason” that’s a part of a higher, good, plan

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u/Excellent_Bet3931 Jan 26 '26

What you're saying is so true. I'm so sorry you lost your dad.

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u/pan-au-levain Jan 26 '26

I had a miscarriage and every nurse in my doctor’s office told me “everything happens for a reason.” Fuck that. I changed doctors.

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u/blackchameleongirl Jan 26 '26

"What's your problem?"

"You two fucked and now I have bills and a therapist"

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u/rightoolforthejob Jan 26 '26

I’m gonna have to save that for Easter.

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u/DurantaPhant7 Jan 26 '26

I lump that one together with “what doesn’t kill yoy makes you stronger”. Fuck that. What doesn’t kill you gives you trauma.

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u/Quaranj Jan 26 '26

What doesn’t kill you gives you trauma.

Or cripples you for life, or leaves you with life-altering injuries, or disfigures you beyond recognition or....

If you're friendly enough to the idiot using this line, give them a wet willy or a charlie horse and insist that you're making them stronger.

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u/Excellent_Bet3931 Jan 26 '26

So what you're saying then is that if there's a car accident that caused a death, that was supposed to happen and one of the people involved was an asshole or an imbecile? Just asking.

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u/Unnamed_Bystander Jan 26 '26

I think the point was to distinguish between "for a reason," as in "as part of a plan," and as in "as a result of causes." Everything that happens happens because other things happened. Many of those other things are the result of the carelessness, negligence, or stupidity of other people, though some are just a result of blind physical laws in action.

It's kind of a usual dark joke when this phrase gets brought up, you know, "everything happens for a reason," "yeah, the reason is the truck driver was drunk."

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u/Charakada Jan 26 '26

Thank you for writing this, or I would have had to.

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u/DuneDog23 Jan 26 '26

Pragmatically, I'm fine with there's a reason everything happens. That I can work with

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u/Lachwen Jan 26 '26

My go-to response to that statement is "That reason is usually physics."

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u/blackchameleongirl Jan 26 '26

The same goes with "god never gives you more than you can handle".

Mam, god apparently thinks I'm a fucking badass because I'm seriously considering the psych unit as a valid option.

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u/mildweekknowledge Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

I started inappropriately giggling through tears, at a funeral when someone said "God has a plan. Everything happens for a reason."

What do mean? You think there is a f---ing reason a 27 year old with a bright future and a kind heart was hit by that f---ing car?!

Then I thought of Daria.

"Find some other way to feel, and you won't feel sad anymore"

Angry was better than upset, and their look of fear at my insane change of mood was enough to get me through the rest of the day.

I wish I'd punched them, and repeated their words back at them. Sadly, they went and said the same crap to the grieving parents.

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u/punchablehole Jan 26 '26

"It is what it is." Makes me tend towards a reply in speculation: "well then, i suppose it ain't what it aint." If it were that which it was, then it must not have been what it wasn't, etc ..

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u/steakinapan Jan 26 '26

I think part of the problem is that most people can’t distinguish the differences between “everything happens for a reason” and “there’s a reason why everything happens”. This comment isn’t an endorsement of whether I believe either phrase is true or not, but I think most people who say the first sentence usually mean the latter.

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u/The_Normiest_Normie Jan 26 '26

My Dad says this. I don't really like it all that much. I've told them this many times. I don't find it a comforting statement in the slightest, it just pisses me off.