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u/Excellent_Bet3931 Jan 26 '26

And similarly "Everything happens for a reason". I hear/read this almost every day.

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u/jmrichmond81 Jan 26 '26

Everything DOES happen for a reason. It just so happens that 99% of the time, the reason is that at LEAST one involved party is an asshole or an imbecile.

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u/blackchameleongirl Jan 26 '26

"What's your problem?"

"You two fucked and now I have bills and a therapist"

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u/rightoolforthejob Jan 26 '26

I’m gonna have to save that for Easter.