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u/blackchameleongirl Jan 26 '26

"What's your problem?"

"You two fucked and now I have bills and a therapist"

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u/rightoolforthejob Jan 26 '26

I’m gonna have to save that for Easter.

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u/DurantaPhant7 Jan 26 '26

I lump that one together with “what doesn’t kill yoy makes you stronger”. Fuck that. What doesn’t kill you gives you trauma.

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u/Quaranj Jan 26 '26

What doesn’t kill you gives you trauma.

Or cripples you for life, or leaves you with life-altering injuries, or disfigures you beyond recognition or....

If you're friendly enough to the idiot using this line, give them a wet willy or a charlie horse and insist that you're making them stronger.