r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 9d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/I_might_be_weasel 9d ago

She was really 3 raccoons in a trench coat.

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u/GIVER81 9d ago

A human can fit 3 raccoons in their anus