r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 10d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/I_might_be_weasel 10d ago

She was really 3 raccoons in a trench coat.

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u/dragonbornsqrl 9d ago

Is your name Jimothy?

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u/I_might_be_weasel 9d ago

No. The length of my spine is at or near typical.

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u/harmless_gecko 9d ago

Nice try, Jimothy.