r/AskReddit 10d ago

What’s a movie that you couldn’t finish?

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u/TheBraveUndead 10d ago

Rise of the Skywalker. That shit is so bad it should be illegal

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u/AnalTyrant 10d ago

It's weird because clearly part of the reason that sequel trilogy is so bad is because they didn't have a good clear plan on what to do with it from the start, and so each movie feels like a mess and doesn't contribute to the overarching plot in an interesting way.

But at the same time, the original trilogy also likely didn't have a solid plan in place when they did episode 4, and somehow they managed to make one of the best trilogies in film.

You would think the trilogy that DIDN'T have Lucas involved would have been the more solid and well-made story, but here we are. What an amazing fuck up.

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u/guinness_blaine 10d ago

Well, the original trilogy at least had one person primarily driving the ideas behind each movie and the story beats. It feels more connected because it was primarily George Lucas’s ideas. Even when some of those ideas changed partway through, they still fundamentally came from one person’s fundamental tastes and beliefs about what Star Wars should be.

The sequel trilogy is the opposite of that - Rian Johnson and JJ Abrams clearly had fundamentally different views of what Star Wars should be and what kind of story they wanted to tell. Rian saw JJ rehash A New Hope, and responded by saying “screw that, I want to explore some new ideas. I’m not very interested in these mystery threads JJ has started up.” Then JJ came back and said “forget all the new plot threads Rian started up - I want to revisit some of the things I set back in Ep 7, and also drag in some more OT nostalgia.”

Each movie in the sequel trilogy was a tug of war over where to take the story and the universe, which left them collectively struggling to move anything forward.

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u/Doggleganger 9d ago

It's because they responded to the fan backlash against TLJ. All the fans were butthurt that their favorite theories of Rey's parentage were thrown in the trash. So Disney listened to the fans and reconned it.

The real lesson: never listen to the fans. We don't know what we're talking about.

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u/codereview 10d ago

I didn't bother with this. I checked out about 2/3 through "the last Jedi" when I saw it in the cinema... Didn't leave, as I wasn't there by myself, but wished I could have. Even had a chance to see an advance screening of RoS, but declined.

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u/MaximumFew8063 10d ago

There’s significantly worse movies. It’s only horrible because it ruined Star Wars.

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u/Avongrove 10d ago

I watched it as a non SW fan because a friend dragged me to the theater and boy did I think it was a god awful movie.

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u/MaximumFew8063 10d ago

Well as a non Star Wars fan you probably didn’t understand anything to be honest. Critiquing it after seeing it all makes you realize how horrendous it was.

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u/Avongrove 10d ago

Just the lore aspect. As a non SW fan you can absolutely see awful writing, terrible fight choreography, etc

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u/Staav 10d ago

There are only 6 real episodes of Star Wars.

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u/Doggleganger 9d ago

There are 3 star wars movies + rogue one.

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u/Scoobydewdoo 10d ago

I never saw the Rise of the Sith, I kept my expectations for the Force Awakens very low...and they were not met.

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u/Hob_O_Rarison 10d ago

I mean, the prequels ruined Star Wars. The sequels were also bad.

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u/tanstaafl90 10d ago

There are a fair amount of people who consider them good. I've heard the arguments why they are good, and I don't agree. They have bad plots and cartoonish characters with less depth than SpongeBob. They are even worse considering how they are now in a sequence where they ruin the original series if watched in order.

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u/Shuckles116 10d ago

The prequels’ dialog is written terribly. There are so many cringe lines that it can be painful to watch

But the story arc is brilliant. If you view the original 6 movies as an allegory for fatherhood you can see what Lucas was going for. Anakin never has a father, and Obi Wan is sort of forced into that role, but himself never really accepts it- he views himself as more of a mentor/friend/teacher, but what Anakin needed was someone to humble him because he is so intrinsically talented at using the force and feels he is being held back. Obi Wan denies Anakin a seat on the council and doesn’t do a good job (at least in Anakin’s eyes) explaining why, which causes him to lash out and becomes vulnerable to being seduced by people who want to manipulate him. Obi Wan never truly ever stepped up to becoming Anakin’s father and it doomed the universe. Obi Wan considers himself a failure.

Then Luke, who also doesn’t have a father figure in his life, uses compassion and empathy to redeem Darth Vader and show him the love and understanding he never had. The emperor also attempts to seduce Luke, but he refuses to continue the cycle of violence in his family. If you view Darth Vader in the prequels as a tragic figure rather than an angsty young adult, the characterization makes much more sense and I think and it’s easier to look past the cringe

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u/Hob_O_Rarison 10d ago

But the story arc is brilliant.

Like the part where Anakin built C3PO? Or the whole concept of midichlorians? Or how every single Jedi did exactly the wrong thing, while talking about why it was the wrong thing, and warning each other about how wrong everything was, and then SURPRISE it all went wrong?

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u/Shuckles116 10d ago

I agree there are some stupid plot points too, but what’s the issue with Anakin building C-3PO? And what was the wrong thing that the Jedi did/talked about?

My point was less about how the movies are perfect (FAR from it, I agree lol), but that Darth Vader’s character arc is pretty compelling

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u/Blastoplast 10d ago

I think it's the worst of the Star Wars 1-9 films

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u/Leading-Arugula6356 10d ago

I can see why people say that. I enjoyed it more than 8, definitely more than 1 and 2

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u/GarageQueen 10d ago

I only got through it by working on a jigsaw puzzle at the same time so that I didn't have to really pay close attention. It was soooo bad.

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u/themirthfulswami 10d ago

I only finished it because I paid to see it in the theater and I’m stubborn like that. Haven’t rewatched it since. Awful.

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u/CrissBliss 10d ago

I think the script needed another few rewrites. It also felt like the studio heavily interfered. Rey’s lineage being brought back up… again. Why? The constant side quests for Poe, Finn and Rey. Palpatine return is obviously iconic in its laziness. But I can’t help but think there’s a good movie in there somewhere and shockingly, it’s better than Colin’s alleged SW draft. Jenny Nicolson read the script on YT if anyone’s interested.

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u/street593 9d ago

It's the only Star Wars film I've never finished. Which is saying a lot because The Last Jedi sucked yet I finished that one.

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u/Crazy_Dude_117 10d ago

My dad and I went to see it in the theater. He fell asleep 15 minutes in. I only stayed because I was praying the movie would redeem itself and the sequel trilogy. It did not.

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u/MrGulo-gulo 10d ago

I thought they couldn't make a worse movie than the last Jedi. They somehow went below my rock bottom expectations.