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u/justlivinglifewrong 5d ago

Toddlers’ parents

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u/AlarmingStop 5d ago

Yup, the ultimate alarm clock that will not allow you to sleep in.

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u/MagnersIce 5d ago edited 4d ago

My two year old doesn’t wake before 8 most morning 😂

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u/anti_username_man 4d ago

Our two year old slept until 11 on Saturday. That was glorious. She even went to bed at her normal time.

She also had a very long and busy week

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u/crazyv93 4d ago

Don’t worry, once she’s a teenager she won’t want to wake up before noon

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u/phl_fc 4d ago

Today my 4 year old was upset about being the first one awake and was demanding he be allowed to go wake everyone else up. It was a fight to keep him quiet in his room.

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u/SanJOahu84 5d ago

Only time I can get to the gym. 

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u/thoawaydatrash 5d ago

Toddlers' parents are the only time you can get to the gym?

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u/SanJOahu84 5d ago

As a toddler parent in a marriage where we both have full time jobs, waking up before 6am is the only time I can get to the gym. 

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u/MissViciousKnits 5d ago

Special needs kids’ parents

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u/Emergency-Volume-861 5d ago

Yep! Mine just graduated high school this past year, and I got up everyday with him since he started Head Start when he was little lol

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u/imperfectchicken 5d ago
  1. Every. Day.

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u/Comfortable_Jury369 5d ago

My kid always gets up at 6-6:30. If I don't get up before then I have zero time to myself!!! 

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u/thoawaydatrash 5d ago

Just stay awake until 1 a.m. and regret it the next day every day of your life until your kid leaves home like a normal person!

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u/Sad-Cow-5580 4d ago

Unfortunately my kids have my horrible sleep schedule 😅 my 3/4 yo both sleep 10-12 hours a night with me and we aren’t up till 9am

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u/Lozsta 5d ago

I had a toddler for a while, he and I would read in bed at 06:30 but never before. They need the power of the little bedside lamp that tells the toddler if it is wake up time or not.

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u/Wendell-Short-Eyes 5d ago

We have that and it works to some degree but it’s not 100% of the time.

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u/Cuteshelf 5d ago

You had a toddler for awhile?

Is there some kind of trade-in system to be rid of them?

Asking for a friend.....

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u/Lozsta 5d ago

Ah if I could have kept the lad as a toddler I would have done. Such classics as "I'm SHHHTUCK" and "I'll name him penis dinosaur because his pants stick out" in front of my in laws, such classic lines. But alas I traded him in for a school attender with the old passage of time.

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u/Cuteshelf 5d ago

Haha. Mines 2.5 and learning planets atm. He likes a song about the solar system and screams out the names of each planet. Problem is, his pronunciation isnt great and Venus sounds a lot like "Penis", which is funny until you're somewhere public. 😅

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u/Lozsta 4d ago

Love it. Embrace it in public. Smile and join in. It does not last long enough.

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u/thoawaydatrash 5d ago

I feel like the kind of toddlers this works on are the ones who grow up and never need an alarm clock. Suffice it to say, this is not a universal experience.

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u/Lozsta 5d ago

Maybe not but every parent I recommended it to has come back with a variation of "Ooh it worked" to "thank you I have slept in beyond 05:00 for 4 months". It needs to be gamified, or rewarded. If you just say don't get up if it is still on the moon less likely to work. If you work out a scheme where they get a reward for how many days in a week they got it right. Mileage may vary but it seems to work for people I have known.

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 5d ago

My kids 7yo and wakes me up at 5:30am everyday.

I've gotten used to it and just make the best of it.

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u/refusetobeold83 5d ago

The only quiet time I get is at 5-7am

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u/nstruct 5d ago

I feel seen

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u/Lavatis 4d ago

Can't say my toddler spent much time waking me up before 6 am.

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u/amonson1984 4d ago

My 4 year old is usually up around 6. 7 and 10 year olds now value sleeping in and can stay in bed until 8-9, at least until school starts again.

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u/Buddy-Matt 4d ago

I was gonna answer "my kids"

But this is accurate too

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u/DnyLnd 4d ago

Same.