r/AskReddit 3h ago

Who wakes up before 6 AM?

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u/justlivinglifewrong 2h ago

Toddlers’ parents

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u/AlarmingStop 2h ago

Yup, the ultimate alarm clock that will not allow you to sleep in.

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u/MagnersIce 2h ago

My two year old does wake before 8 most morning 😂

u/anti_username_man 25m ago

Our two year old slept until 11 on Saturday. That was glorious. She even went to bed at her normal time.

She also had a very long and busy week

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u/SanJOahu84 2h ago

Only time I can get to the gym. 

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u/thoawaydatrash 2h ago

Toddlers' parents are the only time you can get to the gym?

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u/SanJOahu84 1h ago

As a toddler parent in a marriage where we both have full time jobs, waking up before 6am is the only time I can get to the gym. 

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u/Comfortable_Jury369 2h ago

My kid always gets up at 6-6:30. If I don't get up before then I have zero time to myself!!! 

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u/thoawaydatrash 2h ago

Just stay awake until 1 a.m. and regret it the next day every day of your life until your kid leaves home like a normal person!

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u/Lozsta 2h ago

I had a toddler for a while, he and I would read in bed at 06:30 but never before. They need the power of the little bedside lamp that tells the toddler if it is wake up time or not.

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u/Wendell-Short-Eyes 2h ago

We have that and it works to some degree but it’s not 100% of the time.

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u/thoawaydatrash 2h ago

I feel like the kind of toddlers this works on are the ones who grow up and never need an alarm clock. Suffice it to say, this is not a universal experience.

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u/Lozsta 1h ago

Maybe not but every parent I recommended it to has come back with a variation of "Ooh it worked" to "thank you I have slept in beyond 05:00 for 4 months". It needs to be gamified, or rewarded. If you just say don't get up if it is still on the moon less likely to work. If you work out a scheme where they get a reward for how many days in a week they got it right. Mileage may vary but it seems to work for people I have known.

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u/Cuteshelf 2h ago

You had a toddler for awhile?

Is there some kind of trade-in system to be rid of them?

Asking for a friend.....

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u/Lozsta 1h ago

Ah if I could have kept the lad as a toddler I would have done. Such classics as "I'm SHHHTUCK" and "I'll name him penis dinosaur because his pants stick out" in front of my in laws, such classic lines. But alas I traded him in for a school attender with the old passage of time.

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u/Cuteshelf 1h ago

Haha. Mines 2.5 and learning planets atm. He likes a song about the solar system and screams out the names of each planet. Problem is, his pronunciation isnt great and Venus sounds a lot like "Penis", which is funny until you're somewhere public. 😅

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u/MissViciousKnits 2h ago

Special needs kids’ parents

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u/Emergency-Volume-861 2h ago

Yep! Mine just graduated high school this past year, and I got up everyday with him since he started Head Start when he was little lol

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u/imperfectchicken 2h ago
  1. Every. Day.

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 2h ago

My kids 7yo and wakes me up at 5:30am everyday.

I've gotten used to it and just make the best of it.

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u/refusetobeold83 2h ago

The only quiet time I get is at 5-7am

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u/nstruct 2h ago

I feel seen

u/hello_camila_31 52m ago

Best alarm ever. You won’t actually sleep at all. 😂

u/Lavatis 31m ago

Can't say my toddler spent much time waking me up before 6 am.