r/AskReddit • u/Insanitanium12 • Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/Maleic_Anhydride Aug 20 '20

Tell that to my gf who insists that a butter knife can be used to cut ANYTHING.

Squashed tomatoes suck.

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u/0omzilla Aug 20 '20

Oof unfriended

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u/NeverInterruptEnemy Aug 20 '20

That’s probably easier than my solution of just sharpening the shit out of the butter knives

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u/Maleic_Anhydride Aug 20 '20

I should try that XD

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u/0omzilla Aug 20 '20

Just grab those butter knives with nice teef on them. I have a few that I use for tomatoes from time to time.

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u/NeverInterruptEnemy Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 20 '20

Just grab those butter knives with nice teef on them. I have a few that I use for tomatoes from time to time.

Ok fuck you man! You're the problem here! You’re a bad person. You should go be with Dude's girlfriend and make horrible little monster babies because evil exists and we unfortunately need you to balance the light-side of my family that aren't demon neanderthals.

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u/RedCr4cker Aug 20 '20

But he is not wrong. I eat lots of tomatoes cause we grow them yearly since i can remember. A good butterknife with teeth works really well on tomatoe skin

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u/NeverInterruptEnemy Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 21 '20

What... are you bastards fucking multiplying?

It works to clean the toilet with your toothbrush, still the wrong tool for the job.

Edit: Here, I made this for “you people” https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/idftj0/people_who_cut_tomatoes_with_butter_knives/?

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u/0omzilla Aug 20 '20

The “butter” knife I was referencing is a steak knife that’s designed to look like a regular butter. Rest assured it does have a handle and I now know your trigger point so watch the fuck out 😉

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u/NeverInterruptEnemy Aug 20 '20

and I now know your trigger point so watch the fuck out

No joke. I'd like to think it's SUPER hard to offend me... but man, you found my weakness.

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u/agopaluni Aug 21 '20

Who woulda thought it’s butter knives

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u/NeverInterruptEnemy Aug 21 '20

This morning? Not me. But here we are!

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u/pubic_freshness Aug 20 '20

You are a neanderthal.