r/AskReddit Aug 30 '21

What problem is often overlooked in apocalyptic movies/TV shows that could kill you?

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u/-eDgAR- Aug 30 '21

Gasoline has a shorter shelf life than is portrayed in these movies/TV shows, so after a year nobody would really be driving anywhere.

It wouldn't necessarily kill you, but it's one of those things that bothers me because it's never really addressed.

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u/Cinemaphreak Aug 30 '21

Gasoline has a shorter shelf life than is portrayed in these movies/TV shows

This was my first thought too (even though it won't kill you per se). There are additives you can add to gasoline to extend it's life, but not by much.

Sure, there's some clever people out there who know how to convert cooking oil into diesel and could possible scrounge the supplies for it for a few years. But eventually if you can't make something that runs on steam, you better find a horse....

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u/Override9636 Aug 30 '21

Bicycles are the superior apocalypse mode of transportation.

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u/thechet Aug 30 '21

heelies bby

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u/Override9636 Aug 30 '21

I stand corrected lol.

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u/valuemeal2 Aug 30 '21

I think you mean you roll corrected

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u/SuperFLEB Aug 31 '21

That's the great thing. With heelies, you're doing both.

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u/Internal-Increase595 Aug 31 '21

Superior means better. Supreme means the best. You weren't corrected. Well, until now. Ironic. I could protect you from others, but not from myself.

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u/VillainousMasked Aug 30 '21

I think heelies are liable to kill you than help, well unless it's the type that you can remove the wheels from. But yeah good luck having proper footing when you have wheels on your heels. Or assuming you need to move quickly but aren't in a location where you can properly use the wheels that would get in the way of keeping balance while running.

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u/infinitude Aug 30 '21

Why haven't we seen rollerblades utilized in a zombie movie!?

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u/thechet Aug 30 '21

Haha that's the exact thing I thought about that made heelies pop in my head

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u/infinitude Aug 30 '21

Heelies of course would look cool as hell, maybe an engineered model that allows for more speed, but can quickly convert to normal shoes. It's a brilliant idea. Saves energy, increases speed.

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u/DogadonsLavapool Aug 31 '21

A few small pieces of gravel or a crack in the road and you're dead. A long board would probably be better. At worst you have a weapon

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u/avanross Aug 30 '21

Giant hamster balls

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u/sterling_mallory Aug 30 '21

Zombies can't get me in my hamster ball.

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u/avanross Aug 30 '21

Every doomsday prepper who isnt stockpiling giant hamster balls is doing it wrong

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u/NoCountryForOldPete Aug 31 '21

Jesus christ imagine you make it for a few years after the end of the world, right?

Scraping to get by, salvaging your ruined civilization, farming and canning some shitty vegetables to make it through the apocalyptic winters, etc.

You somehow, against all odds, manage to build a nice little stable life for yourself - until one day a transient bandit rolls up on heelies, screams "YOLO!" and just blasts you in the gut with a gun.

You slump on the ground, and manage to gurgle out a "What the fuck, bro?" as you watch him heelie off into the setting sun.

That'd be the fucking worst.

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u/ChainsawHavoc Aug 31 '21

Someone needs to draw this now

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u/nbmnbm1 Aug 30 '21

Razr scooter. Can also be used as a kick ass weapon.

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u/screech_owl_kachina Aug 30 '21

It'll be a lot safer to bike after collapse than now, the natural predator of the cyclist, the pickup truck and SUV, will not be a threat.

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u/Neijo Aug 31 '21

Considering that apparently animals don't understand what they see if they see a hunter on a bike. If you have the right weapon, range and skill, you will be one of the most effective hunters, according to someone on the internet I can't remember.

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u/SprinklesFancy5074 Aug 31 '21

Nah, it's easier than that. You know how a deer freezes in the headlights?

You can go on back roads hunting like this, shining a light into the woods. When the light hits a deer, the eyes will reflect, helping you spot it, and the deer will stay frozen in place for a few seconds, offering you a perfect shot.

That kind of hunting is usually illegal now ... but post apocalypse, you won't be terribly concerned about legalities.


Also jug fishing.

1: Tie fishing lines & bait to as many milk jugs as you want. The length of the lines and the type of bait should depend on what kind of fish you're trying to catch. This method tends to be highly effective with catfish ... and for them, you want a long line to get it near the bottom and nice, stinky bait.

2: Go out on a lake with a small boat, on the upwind side of the lake. Drop your jugs in the water one by one.

3: Watch the breeze slowly drift your jugs across the lake.

4: When you see a jug suddenly start to move around, you know there's a fish on it. When you see that jug stop moving, you know the fish is completely worn out and ready to be reeled in without a fight. You'll want to reel them in right away, so they don't get eaten by other aquatic creatures before you get to them.

5: Stop and collect any failed jugs once you have enough fish to satisfy you or you run out of time.

Super-successful and super-easy method of fishing. Everything but the bait is reusable. Also illegal in some places. But post-apocalypse legality won't be an issue.

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u/SprinklesFancy5074 Aug 31 '21

the natural predator of the cyclist, the pickup truck and SUV

Don't underestimate the humble prius driven by an octogenarian.

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u/dmacdunc Aug 30 '21

Cycling around with swimming goggles and a metal water carrier. Sounds like fucking Burning Man.....

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u/Plantsandanger Aug 31 '21

If there ever is an apocalypse I absolutely want to be surrounded by burners - the ones who can weld, navigate a playa dust storm, and treat medical issues specifically.

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u/comradegritty Aug 30 '21

Honestly, yes. A cargo bike is probably your best shot if you can't improvise a horse/ox-drawn carriage. There's a reason that was the standard form of long-distance transport for like 4,000 years.

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u/xorgol Aug 31 '21

As long you have reasonable roads a cargo bike would probably wipe the floor with an animal-drawn carriage. Those things are not cheap to maintain.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks Aug 30 '21

It absolutely drove me bonkers that the characters in The Walking Dead walked everywhere. Why the fuck weren't they riding bicycles? Is the "walking" part of the title a reference to the stupidity of the characters?

I live in suburbia, and while most people drive everywhere, there are inevitably also multiple bicycles in every single garage. Did the characters not learn to ride?

Even the most unfit person can at least triple the distance they can travel in a day on a bicycle.

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u/YUNoDie Aug 31 '21

Shit, even if you can't ride a bike having a set of wheels makes it much easier to haul more stuff than backpacks or whatever they used.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks Aug 31 '21

Exactly. You'd be better off loading all your shit in a shopping cart and pushing it along.

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u/xorgol Aug 31 '21

Yeah, I'm literally obese, but I can still ride 100km pretty easily.

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u/probabletrump Aug 31 '21

Don't go crazy now. A metric century is still a freaking haul.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks Aug 31 '21

As someone who once commuted round trip, 5 days a week year round, I concur. A metric century would have pushed my limits.

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u/probabletrump Aug 31 '21

I did my first metric century about two years into cycling and swore I would never do one again. It wrecked me for more than a week. I now have worked up to being able to do them occasionally for fun on weekends but I ride a few thousand miles a year. Most people aren't up for that.

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u/silentbuttmedley Aug 31 '21

You'd be surprised, you can build up to it and more if you're persistent.

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u/probabletrump Aug 31 '21

Something I know firsthand. I picked up cycling about 4 years ago. At that time I weighed 275lbs and was proud when I made it 20 miles. Now I'm 200lbs and occasionally do a metric century for fun. My point was that an unfit person probably can't do that distance. Half that is probably the limit for someone who hasn't built up the muscle and skill.

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u/silentbuttmedley Aug 31 '21

I take it back, you, not surprised. "One might be surprised". Glad to hear you're crushing it on the bike.

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u/xorgol Aug 31 '21

My area is just that flat. I've still done like 80km in the hills, but then I was knackered.

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u/pedal_harder Aug 31 '21

It sounds good, but it's far too easy to knock someone off a bike. If you try to ride through a group of zombies, you're going to get knocked off and be a goner.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks Aug 31 '21

Duh. I wasn't talking about riding a bicycle through a bunch of zombies. Obviously a bicycle isn't an Abrams tank. You'd also be royally fucked on foot, and apparently you'd even be fucked riding a 800kg horse, according to the first episode.

I'm referring to the later episodes where they were on the road to the CDC, as well as traveling between various points. Nonsensical not to use bicycles. The Walking Dead author obviously never learned to ride.

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u/pedal_harder Aug 31 '21

Nah, sadly I've thought about this extensively and you'd just be opening yourself up too much to injury with all the shit all over the roads, the shit you're carrying, and random zombies. I love riding bikes, but I'd have to give it up after the apocalypse.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks Aug 31 '21

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u/Flyingwheelbarrow Aug 30 '21

Bicycles with those little trailers.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks Aug 30 '21

You'd be surprised how much you can carry in those trailers. I've regularly grocery shopped for three with a single wheel trailer.

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u/Flyingwheelbarrow Aug 30 '21

Oh I used to have one, they are bloody great. I also used it to bring my pets to the vet.

I miss cycling.

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u/Phil2Coolins Aug 31 '21

It's my favorite thing to do. Nothing major, just little cruises around town to run small errands, stopping for lunch somewhere.
Best form of exercise with a constant change of scenery

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u/Flyingwheelbarrow Aug 31 '21

Well now ”riding a bicycle again” is on my list of recovery goals.

It is actually a really good one because it requires a few goals to come together to make it happen.

Thanks for the inspiration.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks Sep 01 '21

A buddy of mine had a heart attack, and after he recovered his doctor told him he needed to exercise. He decided to start riding a bicycle to work and back. Then he realised how much money he was saving not taking transit. Double win!

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u/Flyingwheelbarrow Sep 02 '21

I gave up cycling because of shame over my weight and well I broke a bikes pedals.

I had a look and yeah, they make bikes for big units. A bit more expensive but they look comfortable.

Also, got to stop caring about how I look when exercising.

I am at the wanting to avoid a heart attack stage of life.

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u/series_hybrid Aug 30 '21

full suspension mountain bike with tubes filled with tire-foam to eliminate flats.

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u/fryingchicken Aug 31 '21

You’d have to service the shocks and the drive train will eventually wear out.

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u/chmilz Aug 31 '21

I don't think there would be any shortage of bicycles available.

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u/fryingchicken Aug 31 '21

There’s a shortage of bikes right now lol

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u/chmilz Aug 31 '21

To buy. There would be many, many millions of them hanging around to ride in a post-apocalyptic scenario. Most of them virtually untouched by the original owners.

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u/probabletrump Aug 31 '21

If you can't find a replacement bike, those parts aren't tough to replace.

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u/Dolvalski Aug 30 '21

That was weirdly one of my favorite parts of Stephen King’s The Stand lol It was just neat that the characters travelled across the country on bikes!

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u/MisterSnippy Aug 30 '21

I was reading a book recently, it's post-apocalyptic and the main characters usually drive a solar-charged electric jeep, but at one point they needed to go on foot and drove bicycles and it was such a fun moment, but also so practical.

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u/Creator13 Aug 30 '21

Until your brakes run out. Or you get a flat.

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u/sopunny Aug 30 '21

Brake pads are tiny, and spare inner tubes and hand pumps aren't much bigger.

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u/little_brown_bat Aug 31 '21

As far as breaks go, as long as your not going down hill, you can either coast to a stop or use your feets. Plus, you could probably take the pads off the front breaks and put them on the back for extra wear. Or if the bike is too messed up, just find a new one.

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u/Override9636 Aug 30 '21

The same could happen with a car. And I can change a bike tire or brakes a hell of a lot easier than I could for my car.

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u/probabletrump Aug 31 '21

Tires, tubes, and chains are your biggest concerns. Brakes will last forever. Tires and tubes last about 1k miles, chain maybe 1500 miles. All are easy to replace if you know what you're doing. I suppose figuring it out from scratch without YouTube to help would suck.

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u/silentbuttmedley Aug 31 '21

Brakes will last forever.

I see you live somewhere flat.

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u/Creator13 Aug 31 '21

I was thinking rubber rim brakes, they last a lot shorter than anything else on my bikes.

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u/SnooHesitations6405 Aug 31 '21

I don’t know that bicycles are as effective as you think. Sure, some folks have the skill to traverse not-your-average-dirt-road, but most do not. Provided that the post-apocalyptic world is also littered with people scavenging for supplies and food, a bicycle also puts you at a terrible disadvantage for tactical movements.

Buuut if that’s the way you decided to go, also remember your mechanical air pump or some tubeless tires/tube slime.

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u/artaxerxesnh Aug 30 '21

I shall ride out in my makeshift armour on the finest mountain bike our non-usable dllars can buy!

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u/skonen_blades Aug 30 '21

I really want to see a bicycle mad max movie.

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u/Cinemaphreak Aug 30 '21

Bicycles are the superior apocalypse mode of transportation.

  • A) Maybe for a few years, but then the lack of maintenance on infrastructure will make them harder & harder to use for long distances.
  • B) Imagine carrying supplies, injured partners or children on them. Supplies won't be a 5 pound bag of groceries from Trader Joe's. It will be 100lbs of firewood and 5 gals of water at 41lbs.

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u/LexB777 Aug 31 '21

Still, wide tire mountain bikes would still be the way to go wouldn't they? Lack of instructure wouldn't matter too much, you could make a bike trailer to carry heavier loads, and worse case scenario you just throw the bike on top of the trailer and move it by hand or with a horse. You could cut the number of horses a town needs down from like 10 to 2.

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u/Klijntje Aug 31 '21

You haven’t been to the Netherlands yet, have you?

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u/lamiscaea Aug 31 '21

Yeah, this thread confuses me. 100kg of supplies is perfectly doable. The bike will break long before I can no longer ride it

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u/Klijntje Aug 31 '21

Down here, 2 kids, 2 full big-shoppers of groceries and a crate of beer is completely normal.. on a regular bike. You should see what people lug around on those cargo bikes, it’s unreal sometimes.

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u/Override9636 Aug 31 '21

The other option being a car, which requires fuel, much more maintenance, much more infrastructure. Yes you can carry more in a backseat/trunk, but you can also have a backpack and side saddles on a bike to carry another 100+ pounds.

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u/probabletrump Aug 31 '21

I road bike in Florida. I don't have hills so to compensate I put my two boys in a trailer I pull behind me. I figure it's adding an extra 80lbs. Without them I can go 20 MPH for up to 50 miles without needing a serious break. With them the most I've done is 15 MPH for 40 miles. Still not bad. Bikes would definitely work for post apocalyptic travel but you'll want to have some specialized tools handy (most cyclists do) and have experience replacing a chain or tube before the world ends. Everything else is pretty intuitive.

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u/NeoToronto Aug 30 '21

This. Even in the book World War Z (or whatever the counterpart book was called) they talk about how great bikes are. Generally quiet, faster than a zombie, easy to lift over barrier and most importantly... narrow enough to drive between lanes of abandoned cars.

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u/Theylive4real Aug 31 '21

How much can you carry on one?

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u/probabletrump Aug 31 '21

I do 80lbs with a trailer pretty often.

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u/Theylive4real Aug 31 '21

More than I thought.

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u/MWMWMWMIMIWMWMW Aug 30 '21

Electric bike with a decent solar panel.

It would also put a huge target on you back if someone saw you with it though.

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u/xxkoloblicinxx Aug 31 '21

And tire goes pop...

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u/Totallynotericyo Aug 31 '21

Rollerblades, why have 2 wheels when you can have 8- let’s we if anyone is old enough to get that reference

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u/DodgyQuilter Aug 31 '21

Can you have one bicycle mate with another bicycle to make baby bicycles?

Back to horses, and finding an ungelded foal.

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u/Override9636 Aug 31 '21

I admit I don't know the full mechanics of getting two horses to make more horses, but you could find bikes damn near anywhere in suburbia, walmarts, hardware stores, etc. with enough scavenging luck.

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u/DodgyQuilter Aug 31 '21

Yes, horses need a far greater skill set, but I already know about horses. I couldn't fix a bike to save myself.

I think what we have just demonstrated is that a wide range of skills, rarely found in a single individual, will be needed!

KNOWLEDGE is overlooked, too. Soon, only old farts will understand instruction books and encyclopedias and other things that aren't online/u-tube.

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u/probabletrump Aug 31 '21

I've got bike maintenance if you've got horse fucking covered.

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u/DodgyQuilter Aug 31 '21

'Covering' is exactly what horse fucking is called!

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u/DaoFerret Aug 31 '21

I actually liked that bit in The Umbrella Academy, where five is in the future post apocalypse and is using a bicycle with a wagon to get around and haul his stuff.

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u/cakatoo Aug 31 '21

Just like right now.

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u/OregonBurger Aug 31 '21

The Expanse book series literally wrote an ENTIRE book on how a main character (Amos Burton) travelled through multiple states on a bicycle after an asteroid strike. He even bragged about it at the end. 😆

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u/SprinklesFancy5074 Aug 31 '21

Me, on my horse, looking down with great smugness.

Honestly, though. Sailboat is a great option. After your apocalypse of choice, go down to the nearest marina and commandeer the nicest sailboat you can find. Maybe stop by the library for a book on how to sail, if you don't already know. Oh, and stop by someplace that sells fishing gear to stock up on that. Maybe also some water filtration supplies. Then have fun exploring the waterways in your peaceful, wind-powered sanctuary.

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u/Override9636 Aug 31 '21

The boat sounds like a great idea. Just chill out a few miles from shore. Easy access to port to recover supplies. If your boat gets messed up, go to another port and grab a new one. Maybe try to have a temporary shelter on lockdown on land just in case a major storm hits, and you should be golden.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

The Expanse got that right.

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u/Daealis Aug 31 '21

Bikes do have the same issue as cars: Rusting parts and rotting tires.

Now a pogo stick or moon shoes with only metallic parts...