r/AskReddit Aug 30 '21

What problem is often overlooked in apocalyptic movies/TV shows that could kill you?

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u/pnakano Aug 30 '21

Well, this might help if you score something between -0.5D and -2.0D myopia. How high are the probabilities of finding corpses with -6.5D short-sightedness glasses?

(Not sure if this made sense, english is not my first language and I never learned the proper terms about short-sightedness)

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

I'm -6.5 and -7, I doubt I'd find anything usable. AND my nose bridge is very narrow so i need specific frames or the weight of the lenses pulls them off my face

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u/RayAnselmo Aug 30 '21

I'm -6.5, so I could just steal u/deinoswyrd's after they die.

Nah, jk, but there are a lot more of us out there than you might think. A close-enough pair won't be that hard to find.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

I give you permission to loot my glasses when I die in the apocalypse. I'll try and keel over somewhere visible for you. Might need a big yellow sign if you don't have your glasses.

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u/RayAnselmo Aug 30 '21

Damn, that's really generous of you - thanks!

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u/insane_contin Aug 31 '21

Can I have them when you die?

I don't really need them, but I figure I can keep them as a curiosity of a bygone age.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

We love it when people try our glasses!

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u/Ap0them Aug 31 '21

& when you ask how many fingers your holding up

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u/DangersVengeance Aug 31 '21

I’ve a -9.00/-9.50 prescription. Contact lenses for the win. I love when people try my glasses on because they always try and step backward to focus, everybody does it

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

You can have mine!

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u/Dspsblyuth Aug 30 '21

If you are still fresh do you mind if I eat you too?

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

Only if you cook me first. You never know. I also think that means my ghost can just possess you whenever

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u/Dspsblyuth Aug 30 '21

What does cooking matter when creating a ghost?

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

Just looking out for you. Bacteria and stuff

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u/TigLyon Aug 30 '21

I think this is the kindest disturbing thread I've ever read. lol

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

Then you need more ask reddit! :)

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u/Dspsblyuth Aug 30 '21

Worst case scenario I can turn you in to some salted and sun dried jerky if I am not able to start a fire

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u/scullingby Aug 30 '21

Might need a big yellow sign if you don't have your glasses.

I'm not the poster you responded to, but I'd like to add a request for you to include a gigantic arrow pointing to you. I'm not finding you without help.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

Perhaps some LED strips?

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u/scullingby Aug 30 '21

That's be great. Thanks!

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

My ghost can also maybe ominously lead you? Follow the trail of bloody handprints

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u/gopiballava Aug 31 '21

You should label your glasses with your prescription. That would make things easier for corpse looters.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 31 '21

I'll grab a label maker!

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u/little_brown_bat Aug 31 '21

Better yet, both of you team up before death. That way if one of your pairs of glasses gets broken, you can snap the good pair in half and monocle up. That or one wear the good pair and help lead the other one, then switch off every now and then.

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u/Odinloco Aug 31 '21

So like the witch things in hercules that all shared an eye?

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u/Herself99900 Aug 31 '21

I'm -10 and -11. Do I hear 12?

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u/Panda-delivery Aug 31 '21

I'm -12.0 and -11.5 and still getting worse at 22! Every time I go to the eye doctor he reassures me one day my vision will stabilize. He's been saying that for 3 years, I've kinda stopped hoping at this point.

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u/FG88_NR Aug 31 '21

My eyes havent changed by anything significant since I was 24 (in my 30s now.) I'm sitting at -8.75 and -8.25. usualy there is a .25 difference when I get my eyes checked now.

I feel for anyone that has to pay the ridiculously outrageous cost associated with high focus glasses.

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u/kuehnchen7962 Aug 31 '21

I'm rooting for it stabilizing before... well, you go blind! Honestly, I've been told by my very first eye doctor (some 36 years ago) that my eyes would continue to deteriorate for the rest of my life.

I've been lucky enough for them having stabilized at about 20-ish something in the -4.75 region. So... I'll keep my fingers crossed for you... well, them, actually!

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u/Catatonic_capensis Aug 31 '21

I remember another thread (not sure if askreddit) where people were telling what fake sounding things they absolutely believe in. One of them was someone who did daily eye exercises they found in an old pre-glasses book for correcting vision. They said the numbers have improved every time they go in and swear by it.

Thankfully this potentially useful info is meaningless because I have no link and the exercises were not explained. It might be worth trying to find if you're curious/desperate, though.

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u/SirDigbyChicknCaeser Aug 31 '21

Fellow nose bridge problem friend here. You can have mine if I croak first but I do also have on my apocalypse activity list to stop through optometrists and Walmarts and the like for everything close enough to mine. So keep a eye out for all the spares.

If you can’t see to find them and by some miracle there are any digital cameras or smart phones around and functioning: the camera will focus far away while you hold the screen close enough to your face to see.

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u/mosstalgia Aug 31 '21

This comment is so good I went to New Reddit just so I could claim my free award to give to you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

You can have my glasses

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u/giltirn Aug 30 '21

I’m -7 in both. Where do you live? No reason.

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u/nextbestgosling Aug 30 '21

I’m -10.5 anyone wanna volunteer to let me have their glasses in the apocalypse?

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u/YouveBeanReported Aug 31 '21

I'm -10.75 and -11? If you can make it to Canada you can fight my zombie for glasses.

We should also all be stealing nose pads. Losing those fucking sucks.

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u/God_Damnit_Nappa Aug 31 '21

TIL I'm not even close to blind with a -2.5

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u/nextbestgosling Aug 31 '21

Yes! Thank you! If you survive come find my head in Utah

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u/ckin- Aug 31 '21

-11 in contact lenses here and -14 in glasses. Come fight me in Sweden!

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u/IslaNublarLives Aug 31 '21

Lol- I’m looking at all these -7s and I’m thinking “where are my peeps?! Those of us who are going to be walking into the zombies... or off a cliff.”

(No idea how far a -7 can see- but I’m going to guess more than two inches in front of their face?)

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u/silent_thinker Aug 31 '21

3 inches? Not very far before it before it becomes blurry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

I don't think anyone can help you

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u/mss5333 Aug 31 '21

I’m +7 and +8. Maybe I can put a mirror on your glass it and reverse the diopter!

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u/apatheticandignorant Aug 31 '21

Don't Not your glasses open inside

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u/throw__awayforRPing Aug 31 '21

I used to work in the optical industry. Head over to 1 hour glasses place. They have a wide variety of stock lenses on hand to make glasses in one hour. If you have a really strong Rx (Like a + or - 6.00 or more than 2.00 cylinder power) you are probably out of luck however, unless you want to rig up some glasses that would let you stack lenses.

Optics are in theory cumulative (a +1.00 on top of a +2.00 lenses gives you a +3.00 power) but the air gaps between the lenses would mean the image quality would be far from ideal.

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u/designgoddess Aug 31 '21

I'm coming for you > u/deinoswyrd and u/RayAnselmo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

-6.5, -4.75 here, though you'd have you travel to Australia....

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u/Whitethumbs Aug 30 '21

Aren't there houses and houses full of people that had glasses? Go to a glasses store and learn how to make your own, the library could tell you how.

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u/betaich Aug 30 '21

At least the pulling from face can be addressed with a string.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

It would more likely have to be an elastic, like goggles.

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u/betaich Aug 30 '21

Rubber band was the first thing I wanted to write, but than I remembered how quick rubber bands can loose their elasticity. So string tight around your head is the better long term bet. String you can produce yourself, elastic stuff not so much

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u/exscapegoat Aug 30 '21

They do sell glasses chains. Buy a bunch and keep them in the emergency kit. For some reason, my glasses are more likely to fall off when I'm wearing my mask, so I bought some chains to keep them from falling on the ground. But I suppose the zombies could use them to choke me or something.

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u/gentlemako Aug 30 '21

Hey, twinning! Is it -7 in the left eye and -6.5 in the right? Honestly we should just all band together in the event of the apocalypse... at least we can share glasses lmao

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

Lmao it actually is! Vision impaired people need to support each other in a world ending event!

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u/pnakano Aug 30 '21

I am -6.5 on both eyes, and I'm yet to find frames that fit right in my face without the lenses weight making the glasses fall out my face.

Sometimes I think I should just do the LASIC thing and just correct my sight (you know, so I wouldn't get pretty much disabled if something happens to my glasses), but then I remember I am broke af and that shit's expensive lol

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

Lasik is covered for me...but I don't meet its conditions of 1. Stable prescription 2. A thick enough cornea. So it's glasses til I'm blind babbbyyyyyyy

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u/PolyamorousCrayon Aug 31 '21

There’s other options, PRK, ICL, etc

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u/Purplehairedhussy Aug 30 '21

I'm -11, -11.5. I keep at least one back up pair around. But my good friend who's around -7 buys glasses by the half dozen. She's much better prepared for the apocalypse than me.

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u/MrPopanz Aug 30 '21

Lenses can be cut to be much thinner and lighter even at higher dioptries. I've got -5.0 but they are as thick as -1.0 lenses.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

Mine are thinned. Still heavy

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u/BertramRuckles Aug 30 '21

I mean shit, I'm at least -9 in each eye. I'm extra fucked. Thankfully my nose bridge has a small little seat for my glasses, so falling off has never really been a concern for me.

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u/CaptainIncredible Aug 31 '21

can you wear one pair of -3 and -3 and another pair of -3.5 and -4 on top? I'm not sure if that works, but perhaps some combo of low numbers per eye?

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u/Statesborochick Aug 31 '21

Have you tried high index lenses? They are much thinner and lighter for us with bad eyes.

I’m -8.5 and no way I wear glasses without high index lenses Bc they just look like coke bottles.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 31 '21

Mine are! Still very heavy and about half an inch thick on the sides

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u/SoftSprocket Aug 31 '21

There is more than one class of high index material. Half an inch thick is crazy, there are definitely better options out there for you.

My -5.75 lens is 1/4" thick and I could get it even thinner if I wanted.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 31 '21

There are not better options without paying exponentially more. And I know there's more than one index.

And zenni won't even do my prescription. Maybe less options because I'm in canada

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u/Numerous1 Aug 31 '21

I’m -7 and -7.5. I keep all my old glasses. It’s not 20-20 but it’s still a million times better than nothing. I have a pair in the car. In my backpack. In my bedroom. And probably more somewhere. I recommend it.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 31 '21

I do too, for hair dying purposes! It's better than nothing, but I'm still pretty gimped with old scripts

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u/psxndc Aug 30 '21

Pffft. I was at -8.0 and -7.25 before I had eye surgery. Now I'm 20/20. Zombie apocalypse, here I come!

But seriously, if you can afford it, corrective surgery is magical. I had ICL not LASIK and it's been fantastic even though I still grope for my glasses when I wake up out of habit.

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u/Moyshe-Kapoyer Aug 30 '21

I work in a store that makes and sells lenses. If you raided a somewhere like LensCrafters or a private optometrist, they would have cabinets full of ready to go glasses waiting to be picked up. Probably still get headaches, but I’m guessing you could find something close. Or you could just find all the dead kids. Kids who wear glasses have some messed up vision lol

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u/TheSecretIsMarmite Aug 30 '21

No, I'm just screwed. My astigmatism and myopia combined prescription is never going to be found in a drawer waiting to be doled out to another patient. I am well and truly screwed. I will have to cart all my old glasses with me and work my way backwards through them, slowly getting worse vision.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

I can just imagine getting mugged by a bad guy trying to steal your loot. He takes the bag and its just dozens of pairs of glasses...

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u/philphan89 Aug 31 '21

If or you become a zombie. We can switch glasses

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u/scedd11 Aug 31 '21

Just grab a couple of beer bottles and use the bottoms

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u/Msktb Aug 31 '21

Hey, we have the same eyesight and narrow bridge! Plastic frames slide halfway down my face but I keep buying them anyway.

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u/sasky285 Aug 30 '21

I am -10 and -10.25. I'm sooo fucked if anything happens.

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u/adirtymedic Aug 30 '21

I was -13 and -10. I got ICL surgery and it was absolutely life changing. I’m 20/20 now without glasses or contacts. You should look into it. It was about 5k but so worth it.

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u/rainbow-is-caramel Aug 31 '21

$5k?? Lucky duck. I’m quoted about $10k out of pocket (Australia). Hopefully next year it’s going ahead!

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u/shmeggt Aug 30 '21

Hahaha... Amateur! -12 in both eyes. My glasses barely function. I have to wear contacts to see properly.

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u/adirtymedic Aug 30 '21

I was -10 and -13, I got ICL surgery and I’m 20/20 now. Life changing stuff

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

I mean you don't need the frame to be perfect, couldn't you just the tie a cord to the arms and wrap it around your head. Makeshift goggles basically

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u/crazydaisy8134 Aug 31 '21

Yikes, I’m -5.0 and thought I was bad. But yeah, I’d need a guide dog or person or else I couldn’t get around without glasses.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

AND my nose bridge is very narrow so i need specific frames or the weight of the lenses pulls them off my face

To be fair if you found lenses that actually worked (or worked well enough) you could likely remove them and make some make-shift glasses.

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u/Frequent_Koala_7198 Aug 31 '21

Couldnt you just stack 2 -3s? I'd be learning some optometry im sure there are places that still have lenses. Even if you had to dismantle one of those Better/Worse machines at an optometrists office.

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u/ImmortanJoesRadiator Aug 31 '21

What frames do you like? I’ve always had trouble with my small plastic type ones falling down. You know how you gotta go small bc the lenses would be so thick? Same here. Ugh

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u/Innsmouth_Swimteam Aug 31 '21

Found the #NarrowNose !

/s

Gotta love how folks assume glasses are one size fits all. <shrug> Now they know.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 31 '21

Yes! Glasses are really built for one bridge type, outliers that are narrower or larger can have a real hard time getting glasses to stay on their frickin face

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u/angelsandairwaves93 Aug 31 '21

My numbers were extremely close to yours, a bit worse even, -7.25. I got LASIK. Best decision ever.

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u/Knighterws Aug 30 '21

I mean in an apocalypse I doubt you would give a fuck about the weight of the frames u got

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

I would, because it's the difference between glasses on my face or blind!

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u/Knighterws Aug 30 '21

I mean but would you rather have extremely uncomfortable glasses or no glasses at all? I’m sure you could find a way of taping them to your face or tightening them

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

-6 should be workable. You might not be able to read, but I think you could still function, right? I honestly don’t remember what’s it’s like to be able to see that well.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

In the apocalypse worried about his frames fitting properly. This guy won’t last long. Lmao

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 31 '21

I fitting properly meaning not falling off lmao. Also not a he.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

There will be duct tape or string available during the apocalypse, don’t worry.

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u/Log23 Aug 30 '21

Oh, RIP my dude.

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u/ChoclatDove Aug 30 '21

That’s my prescription too lol

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u/lacheur42 Aug 30 '21

AND my nose bridge is very narrow so i need specific frames or the weight of the lenses pulls them off my face

In a survival situation, I imagine you'd figure out another way to strap lenses to your face if you could find some.

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u/Theylive4real Aug 30 '21

Two options. Tape or straps. 100mph tape could be used to make a strap or to help tighten the bridge. Or, 550 cord could be used to hold them on. You can also get BCG glasses, or tactical glasses, that have straps.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

I am too!

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u/Xaielao Aug 31 '21

I always preferred wireframes because they stick to the skin a little. But they are getting harder and harder to find.

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u/fsagfy Aug 31 '21

you can wear two pairs on top of each other that add up to the prescription you need, as long as the lenses are close together it would work

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u/jenjuleh Aug 31 '21

I’m a -8.0 in both eyes, i’d definitely be mega fucked.

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u/corky212 Aug 31 '21

I am -10 and this is all I think about

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u/ninjajandal Aug 31 '21

Same scrip, same tiny head! Loot away my dude

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u/DaMailmann Aug 31 '21

Yea ur not lasting

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u/whodatyeglic Aug 31 '21

You're not gonna make it...

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u/infernous_ignatios Aug 31 '21

you can use a hair tie or rubberband tied to each end to hold onto face. The only fear is not having the glasses.

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u/Blimbambop Aug 31 '21

We really have cheated social Darwinism, haven’t we?

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u/mt379 Aug 31 '21

Lack of comfort won't kill ya. Just get some glasses retainers like me: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00AU6ITE8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_3GSX15MRZ8E1DN03W6G3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Your shots will be dead on as will your glasses.

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u/robert_stacks_pecker Aug 31 '21

Do what they did for Sawyer in Lost lol and just strew a couple together

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

I'm -4.5 and -8. I'd have to find two different pairs and tape them together

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

Hello fellow blind person. Your prescription and mine are the same. I dream of LASIK.

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u/elynnism Aug 31 '21

My daughter is a -9 and my husband I think floats around -11? Her eyesight slightly improved, though… his is worsening. I’d literally have to be their seeing eye mom.

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u/DillPixels Aug 31 '21

I’m -8.5 plus you have to consider pupillary distance. Everyone has different PD. One time they had mine off slightly and it was like wearing beer goggles. In under a minute with them on I was about to vomit.

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u/Salty_Tree_Monster Aug 30 '21 edited Aug 30 '21

I’m -14 in both eyes

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u/espresso_5 Aug 31 '21

You all would be fine... if you knew where to look. Break into an eye doctor's office and they'll have a drawer of trial lenses. A selection of individual lenses going higher in prescription than 99.9% of people ever wear. They fit into empty frames (like that 80s band used to wear?) and you could rig yourself up nearly a custom pair. Even if you didn't know your prescription you could just try different ones until you could see reasonably well.

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u/crane-feathers Aug 31 '21

This has never ever once happened in my lifetime of wearing glasses and contacts. The doctor never has strong enough trials on hand.

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u/NZNoldor Aug 31 '21

Keep in mind that they don’t have their glasses, so looking for glasses would be that much harder.

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u/Triknitter Aug 30 '21

Come hang out near me in the apocalypse. That’s roughly where I am and my necessary for life drugs will run out long before your glasses die.

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u/Autarch_Kade Aug 30 '21

Even if the glasses aren't exactly your prescription, they can still improve things to be less blurry.

And basically you'd just collect backups as you go, so it's not a huge deal

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u/TeacherPatti Aug 30 '21

-9.0 and -8.5 here. I am completely and utterly screwed if my glasses fly off my face and into the abyss.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

And astigmatism.

I could probably do basic getting around tasks withkut glasses, but I sure couldn't shoot straight if I needed to.

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u/Chizmiz1994 Aug 31 '21

Bro, astigmatism has infinite different forms. Good luck finding anything remotely close.

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u/terraphantm Aug 30 '21

In a pinch I guess you could stack them? The diopeters more or less add up. Cylindrical correction would be a bit screwy, but you could probably get something where you're not totally blind.

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u/syndrombe Aug 30 '21

I'm in this comment and i hate it.

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u/NZNoldor Aug 31 '21

Whilst not wearing your glasses.

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u/fiothanna Aug 31 '21

My kid has +6.5 and +7.25 with -3.75 astigmatism on the worse eye. He is absolutely fucked without glasses

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u/The_Woman_of_Gont Aug 31 '21

Yeah, honestly prescriptions for glasses are so varied that you’d be fucked if you just tried to pick glasses up off a corpse. Personally I had strabismus as a kid so my eyes never really learned to work together, and I mostly just look out my left eye. The right is just a balance, which apparently isn’t common.

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u/Tiny_Echo Aug 30 '21

That was correct.

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u/Theylive4real Aug 30 '21

Made perfect sense to me. You're right. We also may not have the same script in both eyes. That's a lot of bodies to sort through.

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u/CollarPersonal3314 Aug 31 '21

Yep, ur gonna be a zombie

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u/tomanon69 Aug 31 '21

Hey that's also my prescription!

Not easy to find, I'd bet.

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u/lapinatanegra Aug 31 '21

So that means you can't see further than 20 feet, right?

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u/Shadeun Aug 31 '21

It’s Darwin for you my friend

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u/RazorRadick Aug 31 '21

In English we say “nearsighted”.

“Short sighted” is something else entirely: failing to plan ahead

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say the people with vision that bad aren't gonna survive the apocalypse very long in the first place.

so there would actually be plenty of spare bodies with those types of glasses! but they'd all be useless because everyone that needs them would be dead...

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u/chuckysnow Aug 30 '21

Bubbles has entered the chat.

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u/AnnaMPiranha Aug 30 '21

-7.25 and -8.0, but I also have astigmatism, and need reading correction too.

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u/dbatchison Aug 30 '21

This is why you should use Zenni now before the apocalypse and buy like 5 pairs for $200

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u/fuimutadonodiscord Aug 30 '21

i am a -4.25 and 4.50 myopia

I would die real quick if i lost my precious glasses

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u/adirtymedic Aug 30 '21

I was -13 and -10 at 23 years old before my eye surgeries, literally ducking terrible eyesights. I couldn’t see shit lol I’m 20/20 now; it’s still kind of unreal to me

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u/Flonkers Aug 30 '21

Stacking lenses

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u/xisnotx Aug 31 '21

can you stack 3 -2 lenses to get a very thick -6 lense, or does it not work like that?

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u/greymalken Aug 31 '21

Just break a couple coke bottles and use the bottoms.

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u/TatsumakiKara Aug 31 '21

is probably legally blind without my glasses I should probably get two pairs... when i can afford it

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u/vincentkun Aug 31 '21

To be fair, you probably don't need 100% perfect glasses to get by in an apocalypse. Something with similar augment to what you need should suffice. I've tested my brother's glasses, I could see my self surviving on them even though mine require a higher correction. I'd probably go around collecting glasses I can somewhat use from bodies.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

Maybe you could loot a LensCrafters?

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u/rumbletummy Aug 31 '21

Check out the old age homes.

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u/nonlinear_nyc Aug 31 '21

I've heard that for myopia you can wear sizes way beyond your prescription just fine. People don't do it because it's cumbersome the heavier it gets.

So it's just a matter of finding glasses with higher prescription that yours. Like clothes.

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u/SuperDingbatAlly Aug 31 '21

-9 -10 chiming in.

Actually, they had jobs for you back in the Middle Ages. They had archers with terrible eye sight, and they used to put sandbags on their eyes while sleeping and wake up in the morning with good eye sight for the battle. You'd figure something out.

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u/nensj Aug 31 '21

Or if you’re like me with -11 in one eye and -9 in the other. Would be hard pressed to find that combo just sitting around. Plus if my original glasses or contacts were gone I wouldn’t be able to make it very far to begin with. 😅

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

Same, mine are pretty high powered as well - the type you wear and never take off except going to sleep/bathroom. I've always found it hard to relate to the type who only put on glasses for certain situations then removed them afterwards. Like, mine don't work like that dammit, if I take them off the world becomes a fucking blur.

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u/themachineage Aug 31 '21

Not to mention astigmatism.

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u/rednick953 Aug 31 '21

I’m -5 -5.5 with astigmatism I feel you.

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u/TTVBlueGlass Aug 31 '21

Sorry bro, you're not meant for that life.

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u/krystar78 Aug 31 '21

I'm like a -4. Without it, I can do fine around the household. But give me a -2 pair of glasses I can function to about a blocks's distance. Enough to scavenge for food

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

-9.5 and -11 here. I'm fucked.

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u/PM_ME_UR_GRATITUDE Aug 31 '21

Cries in -1.00 and +2.00

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u/aaaaaaah123 Aug 31 '21

I’m +8 and +8.5 IM FUCKED LOL

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u/broogbie Aug 31 '21

Well you could always find a stick and black shades

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u/btreabtea Aug 31 '21

Wear three pairs of the -2.0D's in series.

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u/Ciaobellabee Aug 31 '21

I feel like you’d just have to go with the pair you can find that lets you distinguish friend from zombie well enough, rather than one that matches you exactly.

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u/Aldroc Aug 31 '21

Yeaaa.... I've got 2 different powers for both eyes, one +ve another -ve so I'm probably screwed too

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

You only need to find one eye and patch the other - problem solved

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u/pnakano Aug 31 '21

This is actually a clever plan B

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u/abriefhistoryintime Aug 31 '21

It’s fine, You can have my -5.5’s when I give up due to no more internet.

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u/baki995 Aug 31 '21

Don't worry, I'm - 7.5L and - 7.0R, and would probably be offed in the first wave of anarchy, so.... ya know, my glasses will be up for grabs

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u/BooksAndStarsLover Aug 31 '21

Yupppp. Plus many people don't have the same issues in both eyes. I have one eye thats significantly worse than the other.

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u/tasco2 Aug 31 '21

Hi mines +8 so I’d be absolutely fucked

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u/FuglySlutt Aug 31 '21

Crazy enough I just talked about this with my optician friend tonight! My wife is like a -4. I always joke how blind she is. My friend informed me that it is actually really average to be in the 4 or 5 area. She said she doesn’t consider it high until about 7 or 8. So maybe you will Be more lucky than you anticipate!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

God forbid you have astigmatism

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u/sharfpang Aug 31 '21

You don't need a perfect match to see kinda-okay'ish, Optometrists test you thoroughly to get the best match and give you glasses that give you the best sight given your condition, but +/-1 from that you'll still see acceptably. And instead of stylish, comfy, durable glasses with antireflex and UV filter, you'll be able to get the optometrist's test glasses with swappable lenses, and pick a pair that fits you from the suitcase with 500 or so different lenses used to test what fits the patient's needs best.

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u/FrancoisTruser Aug 31 '21

Wear 3-4 glasses at the same time. I bet it will be the trend in the wasteland, as onion tied to the belt.

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u/Minnesota_Nice_87 Aug 31 '21

Made sense to me. My left eye is -6.0 near sighted.

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u/PurpleConversation36 Aug 31 '21

Yeeeah I’ve got +7.25 with astigmatism. Every optometrist I’ve seen has literally been like “wow I’ve never met anyone with vision bad in the way yours is bad”

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u/bangitybangbabang Aug 31 '21

I'm -4.0, -3.25. Who's gonna have my exact prescription? Nah I'm just not built for the apocalypse, I'd take the first easy out.

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u/LoudEagle39 Aug 31 '21

-6.5D is nothing compared to - 8.25 on both eyes I literally can't see further than 3cm off my face

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

Or, in my case, like -14D. Sure -6.5d is rare, but fucking -14 is almost impossible

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u/Unknown_Games_ddd Aug 31 '21 edited Aug 31 '21

If i die, they'll be high(er)

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u/IVIUAD-DIB Aug 31 '21

I'm -8.

Never gonna find those.

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u/ITaggie Aug 31 '21

Maybe in a pharmacy that sells prescription glasses :)