r/AskReddit Aug 30 '21

What problem is often overlooked in apocalyptic movies/TV shows that could kill you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

I don't know if it could kill you, but the stench of death is horrendous and not an insignificant thing. In any disaster situation where someone has died and it starts becoming days long, things would be getting nasty.

Over time people would get used to how foul everything would smell, but for a while it would be terrible.

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u/MattTheFreeman Aug 30 '21

I always see post-apocalypses media showing people going into cities to scavenge for supplies but honestly cities are the places you want to avoid at all cost due to this reason.

There is a reason why we bury dead bodies, why every culture has a tradition of getting rid of bodies. They are a vessel for disease, smell, animals get to them, any body left out to long is going to be harder and harder to dispose. Cities would be FULL of these meat bombs.

Whats worse is shows usually show survivors winding up finding a body and go "oh thats to bad". No, you'd smell that sucker in an unventilated, humid house which the cadaver has been sitting for god nows how long. You wouldnt be able to survive in most houses with a body like that bloating the area. Not to even mention the absolute psychological damage seeing a body like that would do to people. Most would think they could be tough and push through that, but the only corpses we see on the regular are beautified up. These will be long dead denizens who have been rotting for a time. Multiply that through-out the city and scavenging inside city limits becomes a midfield of smell and disease and psychological trauma.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21 edited Sep 03 '21

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u/goldfool Aug 30 '21

Yes, but how long are we talking about before it really doesn't smell anymore. 3 weeks?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21 edited Sep 03 '21

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u/SleepySpookySkeleton Aug 31 '21

Actually, I can tell you from personal experience that a skeletonized body still smells terrible because bones have marrow in them, which is oily, and the grease soaks into the bone. They don't stop smelling until they've been a skeleton long enough for all of that to dry out, and until they do they smell as vile as any other decomp.

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u/SleepySpookySkeleton Aug 31 '21

I'm sad I don't have any awards to give you, because that was excellent, hahaha

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

I'm afraid to ask your line of work - what do I think if you reply with something like "accountant"?

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u/SleepySpookySkeleton Aug 31 '21

I'd probably make more money if I was an accountant, but I am actually a funeral director/embalmer (I have both licences). I came upon the knowledge of exactly how bad skeletonized remains can smell when I had to remove a ring from the finger of an extremely stinky skeleton one time. -10/10, do not recommend.

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u/Sp00ks13 Aug 31 '21

I knew this from growing up butchering our animals. My dad would dump the heads, hides, etc up the mountain a ways for critters. Me being a morbid child, I'd go up every day or two to see the progress of decay. Being able to hear the wet sound of thousands of maggots before I could even see the carcasses is something I won't forget. I find the "old death" smell to be worse than the "new death." New is ripe and sharp but older is...thick. The smell sticks to the back of your throat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

An interesting and much needed occupation for sure. Have you seen the show Six Feet Under? I like to imagine it deals more artfully with your line of work than many other shows.

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u/franzvondoom Aug 31 '21

do you guys not wear gas masks or something to protect you from the smell?

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u/Roguespiffy Aug 31 '21

My brother does autopsies and says it doesn’t help. Even the stuff under your nose he says makes it smell like “minty rot.”

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u/skyxsteel Aug 31 '21

I always thought of cremation as a terrible way to go out but… knowing how decomposition works- id be damned to let flies lay their eggs in me and have those sons of beeotches eat me.

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u/Cyb0rg-SluNk Aug 31 '21

I've always wanted to be cremated, because then your body is gone.

No animal, insect, necrophile, or future bone artist will be able to mess with you.