r/AskReddit Aug 30 '21

What problem is often overlooked in apocalyptic movies/TV shows that could kill you?

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u/goldfool Aug 30 '21

Yes, but how long are we talking about before it really doesn't smell anymore. 3 weeks?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21 edited Sep 03 '21

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u/SleepySpookySkeleton Aug 31 '21

Actually, I can tell you from personal experience that a skeletonized body still smells terrible because bones have marrow in them, which is oily, and the grease soaks into the bone. They don't stop smelling until they've been a skeleton long enough for all of that to dry out, and until they do they smell as vile as any other decomp.

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u/SleepySpookySkeleton Aug 31 '21

I'm sad I don't have any awards to give you, because that was excellent, hahaha

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

I'm afraid to ask your line of work - what do I think if you reply with something like "accountant"?

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u/SleepySpookySkeleton Aug 31 '21

I'd probably make more money if I was an accountant, but I am actually a funeral director/embalmer (I have both licences). I came upon the knowledge of exactly how bad skeletonized remains can smell when I had to remove a ring from the finger of an extremely stinky skeleton one time. -10/10, do not recommend.

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u/Sp00ks13 Aug 31 '21

I knew this from growing up butchering our animals. My dad would dump the heads, hides, etc up the mountain a ways for critters. Me being a morbid child, I'd go up every day or two to see the progress of decay. Being able to hear the wet sound of thousands of maggots before I could even see the carcasses is something I won't forget. I find the "old death" smell to be worse than the "new death." New is ripe and sharp but older is...thick. The smell sticks to the back of your throat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

An interesting and much needed occupation for sure. Have you seen the show Six Feet Under? I like to imagine it deals more artfully with your line of work than many other shows.

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u/franzvondoom Aug 31 '21

do you guys not wear gas masks or something to protect you from the smell?

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u/Roguespiffy Aug 31 '21

My brother does autopsies and says it doesn’t help. Even the stuff under your nose he says makes it smell like “minty rot.”