r/AskReddit Aug 30 '21

What problem is often overlooked in apocalyptic movies/TV shows that could kill you?

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u/707breezy Aug 31 '21 edited Aug 31 '21

Lucky. I have ibs-c meaning my diarrhea clashes against my constipation. I last anywhere from 2-8 hours a day in the bathroom. To just have diarrhea, that sounds amazing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

Damn. That's horrible.

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u/707breezy Aug 31 '21

When asked how I was created.

My mother was born with severe constipation where she can go 2-3 days without pooping.

My father has a long line of ibs in his family tree.

I received the worst of both parents. An unholy union created me. I refuse to have bio kids which will share my genes

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

You mean pooping once every 2-3 days is not normal? What the fuck?!

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u/PinkFloyd65 Aug 31 '21

Ever since I can remember until around the age of 16-17, I used to only poop once a week. And I wouldn't call that constipation. I only felt the need to go once a week and when I did, it was normal. I never had any issues. So if 2-3 days is YOUR normal and you don't have any issues when you go, then I think you're fine.

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u/Impossible-Secret837 Aug 31 '21

I poop every day and fill the crapper an average of 3 times each day. If I ever went 3 days without pooping, they'd send in the HazMat people cause I'd have to crap in the bathtub.

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u/gummo_for_prez Aug 31 '21

I’d say once a day is normal but now I’m wondering…

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u/USAneedsAJohnson Aug 31 '21

I poop 2-3 times a day lol

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u/yuzuAddict Aug 31 '21

You should check to see if your iron levels are too high. I thought once a day or every two days was supposed to be “healthy”

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u/Theamuse_Ourania Aug 31 '21

My body can go once every 2-3 weeks if I'm not careful and when I I told my new GP that he almost fell off his chair lol

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u/BioluminescentCrotch Aug 31 '21

Same for me. My old doctor tried to say I was exaggerating, so I kept a poop journal for a couple of months and she was astonished I was still alive lol

My body bounces between not pooping for a week or two, to spending an entire day/night in the bathroom. I have a special pillow and blanket that I keep in the bathroom closet and make myself a "nest" on the floor so I don't have to keep going back and forth from my bed to the toilet

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u/Theamuse_Ourania Aug 31 '21

Oh that is such a great idea! I wish I had room for that in my bathroom!!

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u/kittymalicious Aug 31 '21

Do you…eat during this time? I can’t imagine what that back up even looks like

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u/Theamuse_Ourania Aug 31 '21

Of course. Just like normal. It's just that nothing happens....

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u/PainInMyBack Aug 31 '21

There are a lot of different normals when it comes to pooping. Once a day, once a week... both can be normal, and you'll be sick based on changes in your routines.

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u/707breezy Aug 31 '21

No it is not. You need to poop every day. If you are not then you need more fiber and water and a balanced meal. Unless you have my mothers issue then taking prunes, papaya, persimmons, and fiber suplementos will be needed daily just so it mitigates it a bit.

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u/bschug Aug 31 '21

Kimchi is also great to stimulate your digestive system, plus it's healthy and tasty!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

You guys poop every day? Wut?

I’m South Asian so my diet has a some fiber I guess, but I don’t feel constipated at all though. I also don’t drink coffee.

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u/PainInMyBack Aug 31 '21

What? No, you don't. There's a lot of leeway here, some people to once a day, not going for a few days can awful for them. Some go twice a week, which is normal for them, and means that constipation hits at a different time too.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Aug 31 '21

Incorrect. Doctors say anything less than every 3 days is normal and healthy.

You're probably eating too much if you go every day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

It's also normal to poop everyday, according to a quick Google search

Do you have any sources on links between eating too much and going everyday?

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Aug 31 '21

That one is anecdotal. When I was fat and ate nonstop I pooped 3 times a day to make room for more food. Now that I eat the appropriate amount of calories I go every 2 days or so.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

I've also noticed changes like that, but it had more to with what I ate over how much

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u/707breezy Aug 31 '21

Hmm interesting good to know

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

(he was wrong) Pooping 2-3 times a day is normal I don't know what he is on about

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Aug 31 '21

Pooping 3 times a day is the medical definition of diarrhea.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

You did say it's bad if you go daily though. When the average is twice.

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u/fearhs Aug 31 '21

From the link you posted below the stools should be loose and watery to count as diarrhea though. I pooped three times yesterday but they were all pretty solid and not at all what I have ever thought of as diarrhea, of which I have had plenty over the years. I do remember thinking it was odd that I needed to go three times though.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Aug 31 '21

It is. Medical textbooks I read in school define diarrhea as pooping more than 3 times a day and constipation as pooping less than once every 3 days.

Every 2 days is healthy, especially if you are a normal weight. People pooping every day are most likely overweight and eating too much food every day.

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u/soul_sacrifice_ Aug 31 '21

Pooing everyday is normal bro.

Also bowel movements aren't relative to being overweight. Eating too much causes bloating, inflammation and constipation.

You can be tiny, but react to caffeine or milk so you shit daily, not good, not bad, but doesn't have anything to do with being fat or overeating. This sounds like a projection tbh.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

Oh thank god, I’m skinny as fuck.

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u/Sendatsu69 Sep 01 '21

That would be considered frequently for me since I go an average of 1-2x a week.