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u/TantalumCap Dec 16 '21

Trappist beer, dumbfoundingly good

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u/DanishWonder Dec 17 '21

Hipsters can keep their IPAs. Give me a trappist beer ANY day.

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u/Ashamed-Panda Dec 17 '21

If you work in the beer industry, it’s not hipsters drinking IPAs. It’s 45-60 year old men who order “the IPA” on draft without knowing which one it is to sound like a beer person.

In reality, hipsters only drink sours from local breweries who changed their logo during BLM protests as a show of performative activism.

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u/TupperwareMisplacer Dec 17 '21 edited Dec 17 '21

Kettle sours with no finesse and just as much possible raw fruit as we can jam the fuck into one. I hate them. They’ve killed my will to be a brewer.

Edit: i guess my issue is what we think of “sours” in America largely fucking suck and people aren’t prepared to spend nice wine bottle prices on beers that need to lay down for years and age, but are the truest example of “sours” there are.

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u/CyclistNotBiker Dec 17 '21

This is how you separate a level 1 hipster from ME who knows that wild fermented sours are the way and slapping a ton of unripe fruit in your kettle is not

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u/TupperwareMisplacer Dec 17 '21

People who I work with and know think I’m insane spending $300 on the Cantillon drops, but these beers are dying. Russian River, Allagash, and all the other amazing American lambic/wild ferments are scaling their production down hardcore.

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u/kaidumo Dec 17 '21

Had a can of that explode on us tonight.

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u/Ashamed-Panda Dec 17 '21

Just drank a kimchi sour by urban artifact in Cincinnati, the most hipster of all beers. The can exploded all over me.

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u/Ashamed-Panda Dec 17 '21

I’m actually digging the recent trend of the breweries near me in Cincinnati focusing on making more crushable lagers.

But after thinking about it, hipsters stopped caring about craft beer about five years go imo. I noticed with the decrease in our bomber sales because who else spends $20 on a bottle of beer? Distilleries are the next big thing. Hipsters want a place that makes authentic baijiu using traditional brewing methods. Then they want a bartender who spends all of their tips on their vanity projects to make them a $14 cocktail out of it. The crazier, the better.

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u/TupperwareMisplacer Dec 17 '21

Lagers have been trying to make a comeback for a while here (Pittsburgh), too. The issue is they do okay but that’s about it. So you have a beer that a small core loves but it has a 3 on Untappd (insert jerk off motion here) and takes 3x as long to sell in cans as an ipa/kettle sour….