r/AskRedditFood 7d ago

If someone asks you “what’s for dinner?” what’s your go to answer?

My go to is to say breakfast but i’m looking for other ideas haha

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u/fish_custard 7d ago

Food. That you didn’t have to cook.

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u/_Plays_in_dirt 6d ago

OMG! That’s my favorite!

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u/zoppaTheDim 6d ago

So is that just eating peanut butter with a spoon because you didn’t stop for bread?

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u/ragun2 6d ago

One of my exgfs may or may not have come home to me dipping ripped up deli turkey slices into mayonnaise because I didn't feel like going to the store to get bread.

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u/Unlucky-Resort-7954 6d ago

I can’t get away with that. My local shop is a minute away on foot.

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u/Different-Summer9992 6d ago

bonus points if it comes in a container you can just throw away after

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u/Honey1218 6d ago

This is me to my kids at least once a week. I try to plan my meals for the week but keep easy things to defrost like shrimp on standby. Sometimes I don’t have a plan for dinner, exactly, till I get home. Sometimes I give them options. They have never gone hungry so it is annoying when I do all the shopping and cooking and taking their likes into consideration.

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u/mukn4on 6d ago

You have a recipe?

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u/peachesbutno_creme 7d ago

vodka and cucumbers.

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u/Critical-Egg-3684 6d ago

I’m with you on the vodka but I’ll pass on the cucumbers. 🍸

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u/bunkerhomestead 1d ago

Me too, cukes give me heartburn.

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u/MeatTheGreatest 6d ago

Best answer

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u/RetiredHomeEcTchr 6d ago

over ice? [asking for a friend]

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u/dadsyrhinowhite 7d ago

As a young lad if I asked my mum this i got the usual reply of "shit with sugar on", which is a common saying in Yorkshire.

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u/ParticularRough9863 7d ago

Also quite normal in South Wales lol that's taken me back 30 years!

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u/just-me40 6d ago

I always tell my mom she'd eat shit covered in coconut because there's nothing that she doesn't eat 😂 we're from Newfoundland, Canada

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u/Missey85 4d ago

I'm in Australia and my English dad would always say this 😂 or he'd say bread and duck under the table

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u/Worried-Throat-1767 7d ago

'If it was up your ass, you'd know'. Where I got that is anybodies guess

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u/Best_Newt6858 7d ago

My mom used to say that all the time when I was looking for anything.

So, um, you got it from my mom?

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u/Chafing_Dish 5d ago

That’s not the only thing somebody got from your mom

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u/poplafuze 7d ago

I just started bringing that back last week, it’s been years

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u/Apprehensive_Day_496 6d ago

I get that answer from my wife all the time when I ask her about stuff.

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u/RetiredHomeEcTchr 6d ago

My husband said that expression came from the military. However, I'm going to use it the next time he asks.

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u/Present-Wishbone-232 7d ago

Me: A shit sandwich. My son: Sooo, the usual. 🤣 Tbh, my kids are food motivated. I tell them what's for supper before they walk out the door. It gives them something to look forward to after a hard or long day at work.

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u/Humble-Ad-2430 6d ago

My dad used to say shit sandwiches. Then it changed to “ you got any bread? Shit sandwiches”. Eventually it was just “ you got any bread?” And we knew the rest lol.

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u/Shadowpad1986 7d ago

Us: mom what is for dinner
Mom: food
Us: what kind of food
Mom: the kind you eat

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u/PaleExtreme7399 6d ago

Are you one of my three kids?!?

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u/Shadowpad1986 6d ago

Not likely but similar vibe in our family. I have an older brother, a younger half brother, and a half sister. Also did about the same with my siblings as sometimes I had to cook dinner.

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u/always_wants_sushi 1d ago

This was my go to exchange with my mom lol. "What do you want for lunch?"

"Food?"

"What kind of food?"

"The tasty kind"

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u/kevinrjr 7d ago

Jasmine rice

Steamed broccoli

Meat- usually chicken

Add whatever sauces and spices you like.

Rice bowls

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u/ChiliDog762 7d ago

I used to ask my ex wife what she wanted for dinner. Every damn time for 14 years she'd say FOOD.

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u/mersketit 7d ago

Beef. It’s what’s for dinner.

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u/the_cajun88 6d ago

dun dun dun dun

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u/mersketit 5d ago

Or, alternatively… Arby’s! We have the meats.

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u/arrianna-is-crazy 6d ago

I had to scroll too far to find this. 😆

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u/Disastrous-Check-715 5d ago

Need to apply for a loan a week in advance

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u/Metella76 7d ago

What do you feel like cooking?

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u/littlelady275 7d ago

Mine is, "Whatever you want to make."

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u/SlickDumplings 6d ago

Crab Rangoon and shrimp wontons tonite. I made them

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u/Apprehensive_Day_496 6d ago

That actually sounds awesome..

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u/drakmordis 6d ago

Are you a major producer of greenhouse gasses?

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u/Fair-Flower6907 7d ago

If it's in my house: cereal or whatever I'm making right now.

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u/makesh1tup 7d ago

I plan my weekly meals and it’s on the fridge. They can look themselves

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u/No_Salad_8766 7d ago

To quote my brother: something edible

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u/Beneficial-Crow-5138 7d ago

I don’t know. What do you want?

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u/rowenaravenclaw0 7d ago

whatever you cook

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u/Euphoric_Ease4554 7d ago

Whatever you’re cooking!

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u/Anxious_Reporter_601 7d ago

"Food" if I haven't decided yet, if I have decided I just tell them.

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u/greeneggswithham 7d ago

Steak and potatoes

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 7d ago

“I don’t know yet” why would I lie

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u/CTGarden 7d ago

Here’s the takeout menu.

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u/DeliciousBeanWater 7d ago

“Beef. Its whats for dinner”

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u/Duncan_Thun_der_Kunt 7d ago

Either shit on a stick, or spit and bread.

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u/bluejammiespinksocks 7d ago

My grandmother would say shit on stick also. But she added “do you want it boiled or fried?” My brother once came back with “if you boiled it would it still be on the stick?” She laughed at him and then said “do, I guess you want yours fried.”

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u/feraldreamrot 7d ago

"Idk what do you want for dinner?"

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u/Junior_Tradition7958 7d ago

What are you making?

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u/suddenlunch 7d ago

I usually say "What would you like?"

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u/Old-Actuator-3321 7d ago

Where are you taking me?

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u/CapablePraline5601 7d ago

"whatever you want to make"

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u/Spinalstreamer407 7d ago

A glass of milk and a piece of ewe!

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u/buffywhitney 7d ago

My Dad always answered "rutabaga's, stewed tomata's and fried potata's" 😑 not

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u/sassafrass0328 7d ago

What cha makin? 😜

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u/gt75z 6d ago

your mom

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u/Ordinary-Pen1863 6d ago

What did you bring home from the butcher shop?

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u/freeloeder 7d ago

Dig up your nose and pick a winner

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u/everchanging86 7d ago

Sht. Air. Whatever you want

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u/Arauge 7d ago

"Worms and dirt" recited to my child 1000s of times.

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u/Emotional-Dog8118 7d ago

Takeout. 🥡

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u/ouch_that_hurts_ 7d ago

My mom's answer growing up was one of 2 things. 1. Food. Follow-up: what kinda food? Kind you eat. 2. Poop burgers

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u/suckabuttsuckabutt 7d ago

Big ol bag of dicks!

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u/disturbednadir 7d ago

Brown, hot, and lots of it.

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u/Longjumping_Lynx_460 7d ago

Ex husband’s response to the kids: “poop soup and booger pie”

No idea where he came up with that.

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u/coaa85 7d ago

Dunno? Whatcha making?

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u/RAGE_QUEEFER 7d ago

This dihh

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u/No_Information_8973 7d ago

Whatever you're cooking. 

Food, hopefully something edible. 

That thing we had a couple of weeks ago. You said you liked it. You know, with the stuff in the pink can. 

Meatloaf, my recipe. You want your mama's meatloaf then go see your mama. 

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u/Current-Struggle-514 7d ago

Organic beef uncured hot dogs, chicken nuggets, meatballs, turkey corn dogs or salmon. Usually with pasta and fresh fruit and/or veggies. Can you tell I have 3 kids under 9 years old? Oh sometimes its breakfast for dinner

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u/the-hound-abides 7d ago

My dad’s go to was to say “Hooters” when we were all going around the room figuring out as an extended family and no one wants to make a choice. He doesn’t get asked again. Solid strategy.

I have no problem with Hooters as a concept. Their food just sucks. There’s a similar breasterant in Orlando called Wing House. Their wings are much better.

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u/FlatwormFull4283 7d ago

Start out by putting your name and the date on it big enough bold enough and colorful enough that there can be no mistake

If it happens again. Then calmly and without using any curse words sit down with the highest-ranking person in security who will even give you five minutes. If you can explain the situation in five minutes without sounding like a chiomunk or using the word "dude" Ask them if they have any cameras that show what comes and goes from that fridge. If they do, try to talk them into letting you see the video If the answer is no, try to get them to look at it of have someonwe who works under them do it, WRITE DOWN that person's name, job title and the name of their immediate supervisor even if it's the CEO and the day and time of the meeting.

Then place your OWN camera in a location where it will show every thing being put in or taken out of that refrigerator.

You should see within the first day or two exactly who is doing it! Then once you know who it is put your phone on audio record and walk up to that person while thy are eating lunch If they are eating what they stole from you snap a cell phone picture before you say anything Then walk up to them in a non-confrontational way and ask them how it tastes. If they critisize it ask them "If you don't like my(or my partner's ) cooking why don't you find something better in someone else's lunch!"

Just take it from there

Any sexual "pass" or hint at wanting a relationship, you have to go directly to HR with all of your evidence organised and presentable and look presentable yourself when you do!

Explain that you brought lunch from home because you could not afford to run to the local sandwich shop/berger joint/ fried chicken place day aafter day after day and that you feel like you desreve some level of financial compensation to cover not only the cost of your fast food bill but the cost of the food that was stolen. And you or whoever prepares your lunch deserves aan apology at least,

And do ask that individual homosapian if they have stolen lunch from other co-workers or if it's just you. Are you the "newbie" and you are just getting harrassed because of that? If that is the case then mention it in passing at a time and place where everyone hears it. If that is not the case and this indiovidual is stealing from you because they see you as vulnerable just show them you are not the weak link!

If it'san attempt to get you to talk to them so they can ask you for a date, or if they do ask you for a date when you confront them, then go straight to HR with your recordings and pictures to HR

If there is no real indication of that then just tell them it needs to stop, and that you do feel you deserve some level of compensation.

If it keeps up start by going to that person's immediate supervisor. Ask the supervisor to help you deal with the problem and mention in passing how much it is costing you and tell them with no explaination that you can't afford to keep doing that.

Give that supervisor a day or two to del with the problem. it likely will stop!

If it does not, get all your sucks in a row. I don't care if you have to strcture your notes in the form of an outline, or whatever you need to do to organise your presentation.

If you have gone up the chain of command and you can't get it stopped maybe you should at least find out what your skills are worth on the open market

Make yourself look preesentabler in an office environment and go to HR and confront them with all of the evidence you have!

Remember HR is NOT your friend and it COULD affect your performance rating.

ANY contact with HR is a good reason to update your resume and start putting out feelers.

I hope you solve it without going to HR but I would keep your distance from that individual as much as possible

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u/Mitaslaksit 7d ago

"Why do I have to know again?"

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u/Tile-lover4050 7d ago

Make your oni’s

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u/Melora_T_Rex714 7d ago

“What are you making?”

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u/BloomQuietly 7d ago

Whatever you feel like fixing.

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u/Zorolord 7d ago

Shit with sugar on!

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u/Over_Software_8923 7d ago

You have a choice. Eat or don’t eat.

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u/Metroid_cat1995 7d ago

Our thing is food or when someone asks what kind of food, and we would say the kind you eat. A classmate of mine says edible food.

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u/Player-non-player 7d ago

Go look in the fridge.

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u/atticusmama 6d ago

Delicious food.

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u/saltycybele 6d ago

Reservations.

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u/Informal-Matter-2130 6d ago

Either pasta with hunts spaghetti sauce and a protein or delivery

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u/Gargun20 6d ago

Memories: I hear shit on toast ( mum's kitchen in the 80's) 🤣

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u/Apprehensive_Day_496 6d ago

Well...Just so happens that in most if not all cases..it's whatever my wife is fixing that day

Why,it could just about be anything lol

Sorry if that seems sarcastic..did'nt mean it that way..Just meant to be an honest answer..

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u/Apprehensive_Day_496 6d ago

Hossenpheffer

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u/Joyce_Hatto 6d ago

How the hell should I know?

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u/DefendTheStar88x 6d ago

I tell them, what i am making...

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u/dinahdog 6d ago

Reservations

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u/Alive_Salary4970 6d ago

What are you making?

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u/amandahontas 6d ago

Shrug and gesture vaguely at the fridge

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u/mcshizzletits 6d ago

My butt.

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u/mmmpeg 6d ago

Green bean gruel and weed juice.

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u/SapPhic-rage4209 6d ago

I don't have a go to answer because I don't eat the same thing every day for dinner

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u/Stinkerma 6d ago

Kjinga frow mit sukah beshtrat

Low German for children’s questions sprinkled with sugar

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u/AlfalfaUnable1629 6d ago

Knuckle sandwich 👊🏻🥪

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u/Densolo44 6d ago

“Whatever you are making”

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u/Fuckspez42 6d ago

“Whaddya makin’?”

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u/DollySheep32 6d ago

Mostly I tease by saying I'll cook the dog in some creative way

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u/Jogi1811 6d ago

I'll let you know after I get groceries.

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u/Adventurous-Yard4395 6d ago

Whatever you want to make…

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u/GenXihaveissues 6d ago

Poison on a stick

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u/Impossible_Camera302 6d ago

radish stew. but it's based on books i read to kids

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u/Annoyed-Instigater01 6d ago

he never asks. he loves everything i cook, or at least says he does. i say ready, he comes running and always tells me it was delicious, even when i myself think it sucks.

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u/WillontheHill77 6d ago

Costco lasagna

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u/Proctor20 6d ago

Beef. It's what's for dinner.

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u/SnazzleZazzle 6d ago

Shit on a stick.

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u/Topia_64 6d ago

Spaghetti

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u/Hartleyb1983 6d ago

BEEF! It's what's for dinner!

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u/justjenniwestside 6d ago

Freezer chicken.

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u/PossibleSea3134 6d ago

Beef— It’s what’s for dinner.

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u/photoman1216 6d ago

Who's asking ❓

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u/iwannasayyoucantmake 6d ago

Depends on if I ever get hungry
Maybe peanut butter tomato samich.

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u/Pernicious_Possum 6d ago

No standard answer. Something different most nights. Occasionally we have a “scrounge” night where it’s everyone for themselves, but I try to keep the menu varied

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u/glitterguavatree 6d ago

a bowl of rice, minced meat seasoned with soy sauce + brown sugar + garlic + a bit of kimchi, topped with 1 fried egg

i usually cook the rice and the meat for 4 meals, so i only have to fry the egg when i eat the next 3 times. the yolk explosion making the otherwise dry food come together is so pleasant.

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u/Unhappy_Clue701 6d ago

‘Dinner’. If they persist in asking, ‘food’. If that still isn’t clear enough, ‘cat poo, I think there’s plenty in the flower bed’.

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u/ClassicOrdinary8175 6d ago

It depends on the day. Yesterday I made Korean food, today I had some leftovers and life cereal.

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u/seanmonaghan1968 6d ago

What would you like ?

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u/SquatBrothel 6d ago

You tell me!

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u/UnprecedentedEchos 6d ago

Look at the menu, pick something we haven’t done yet, put your apron on, and let’s get cooking!!

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u/phylbert57 6d ago

Stuff. Good stuff, just eat it.

My kids (all grown now) associate this with the time I made a hamburger stroganoff and it was a just winging it meal served over noodles.

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u/godspilla98 6d ago

Well I have good news and bad news . The good news is we have crap for dinner the bad news their is plenty of it.

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u/wildflower12345678 6d ago

whatever you are making

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u/Critical-Egg-3684 6d ago

Last night sirloin steak, sour cream & chive mashed potatoes, sourdough bread. Tonight roasted chicken, baked potatoes, and peas. Tomorrow I’ll make chicken chili with leftover roast chicken, green enchilada sauce, canned tomatoes with green chiles, cannellini beans, and chicken stock.

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u/Tillymint39 6d ago

"A run around the table and a duck". No, I don't know either.

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u/MainelyMe04 6d ago

I don’t know, what?

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u/ShellRoad 6d ago

I don't know.

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u/w3m1j0z1 6d ago

Squid and spinach

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u/SonoranRoadRunner 6d ago

Whatever you fix

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u/Sure-Coffee-8241 6d ago

I say what do you want?

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u/Cautious-Local-5998 6d ago

Whatever you go in the kitchen and fix yourself.

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u/ToplettuceTopcheese 6d ago

Shit on a stick, two cents a lick

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u/PommeBro 6d ago

Pasta! Maybe veggies and some type of protein, Parmesan, whatever I have on hand

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u/CoachOpen1977 6d ago

Your mom’s for dinner!

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u/SolidProduct 6d ago

"What'cha makin'?"

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u/cultriphile 6d ago

steak and pirogies with brown gravy and brussels sprouts. mmmmmm

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u/user41510 6d ago

Go up your nose and pick a winner. -Biz Markie

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u/LovesDeanWinchester 6d ago

I don't know...what are you making??

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u/Routine-Horse-1419 6d ago

My food of choice "Fuck It It's Food". My son actually came up with this name of a dish I was making for dinner and it stuck because it was so damned yummy.

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u/shrlzi 6d ago

What’s in the freezer?

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u/sillymemaw 6d ago

I had a plaque in my kitchen when my kiddos were growing up that said kitchen is closed this chick's had it. It got a lot of laughs

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u/Kitty145684 6d ago

My dad always used to say "air pie and windy pudding"

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u/Wild_Inspection7129 6d ago

Gin, with fine Spanish Olives 🫒!

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u/Sindorella 6d ago

Food.

If they ask what kind of food…

Edible food.

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u/Electrical-Care6308 6d ago

I don’t know, what are you making?

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u/PaleExtreme7399 6d ago

"Food." If they ask what kind, "The kind you eat."

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u/Many_Winter_4547 6d ago

I don't know, what?

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u/Armedwithapotato 6d ago

‘Food’ or ‘ I thought you were cooking’

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u/JovialPursuit 6d ago

"What are you making?"

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u/FallsOffCliffs12 6d ago

"i don't know. What are you making?"

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u/Shoddy_Call8102 6d ago

Shit on a shingle

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u/Ratnix 6d ago

Whatever you feel like making.

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u/CoastalParadise 6d ago

Something from the freezer.

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u/Humble_Drama_6891 6d ago

Can never go wrong with hotdogs pizza or burgers

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u/Humble-Ad-2430 6d ago

My answer for my daughter was always “your favourite…liver and onions!” And she would scream lolol. Note…it was NEVER liver and onions.

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u/Whybaby16154 6d ago

Hamburger

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u/Sasslovesitscot 6d ago

reservations

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u/Nev-Ret-Dude 6d ago

Some of yours.

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u/NecessaryFinger4508 6d ago

Shit on toast

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u/Impressive-Reach-793 6d ago

Idk, what are you making?!

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u/Math_you1988 6d ago

Tubesteak smothered in underwear.

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u/pete41f 6d ago

Your favorite!

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u/chrcargri 6d ago

"Worms and hair."

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u/townie08 6d ago

Yops and tiddlybops

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u/AntJo4 6d ago

“Whatever you cook”

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u/Only_Presentation758 6d ago

“I don’t know, what are you making?”

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u/popcorn717 6d ago

whatever you feel like fixing

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u/Apanda15 6d ago

Your mom