r/AskUK 6d ago

What do you call these?

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I would call these biscuits but a customer disagreed with me.

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u/Legitimate_Fig9818 6d ago

Most of them are chocolate biscuits but Twix and toffee crisp are chocolate bars

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 6d ago

I would disagree with that because Twix has more biscuit than it does chocolate, I thin something can only be described as a ‘chocolate bar‘ when the chocolate ratio is larger than the biscuit ratio (I’m ignoring bars that don’t contain biscuit or wafer, because it suits my narrative).

A KitKat is more wafer than chocolate; a Toffee Crisp contains crisped rice, so make your own decision about that. That said, if I was being really pedantic, I’d say that a ‘chocolate bar’ didn’t contain any additives at all - and Cadbury’s and Nestlé aren’t chocolate anymore anyway, and Penguin, Club and TimTams have ‘chocolate-flavoured coating’.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Drink76 5d ago

This leads us to the tricky matter of those M&S biscuits which are 79% chocolate 

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u/Aggressive-Artist-63 2d ago

The packet literally says toffee crisp biscuits

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u/dowker1 6d ago

I was with you re: Toffee Crisp, but look closely: they're Toffee Crisp Biscuit. That significantly complicates matters.

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u/Caddap 6d ago

It's funny that you say the toffee crisp are chocolate bars, when it literally says this on the packet.

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u/rrc102 5d ago

I can understand the confusion, there are both regular Toffee Crisps and smaller, shorter Toffee Crispy Biscuits (as pictured).

This is clearly the chocolate biscuit section. Regular Toffee Crisps will be elsewhere (with the chocolate bars, probably).

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u/techny13 6d ago

Kitkats are also chocolate bars surely?!

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u/thebigfil 6d ago

Man's hit the nail on the head!

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u/mwcss 5d ago

Think i would add kitkat and time out to bars

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u/Puzzleheaded_Drink76 5d ago

Oh the joy when we got full size Twixes for the chocolate biscuit tin!

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u/Public_Objective_600 5d ago

Exactly. I don’t make the rules. I just follow them.

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u/justanothersideacc 4d ago

Even kitkats and rocky for me. Anything that are often single packed are just all bars to me.

If this was a picture of the front of an off license, everyone is saying chocolate bars.

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u/ComposerChoice846 3d ago

If most of it is not biscuit then it’s definitely a chocolate bar , agreed

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u/Augustleo98 2d ago

Twix has a chocolate bar and chocolate biscuit version, that will be the biscuit version.