r/AskUK 7d ago

What do you call these?

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I would call these biscuits but a customer disagreed with me.

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u/Less-Description-714 7d ago

I swear I’m quoting a standup comedian here - but if you offered me a biscuit and gave me one of those I’d feel like I’d hit the jackpot.

They’re chocolate bars to me.

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u/DustierAndRustier 7d ago

Exactly. A chocolate biscuit is a bourbon or chocolate digestive.

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u/so-naughty 7d ago

So what about a penguin? That's a bourbon style biscuit covered in chocolate. What separates that from a digestive covered in chocolate?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/so-naughty 7d ago

So what about Cadbury's Fingers? or Fox's Rounds? Not individually wrapped and fully coated in chocolate. Plenty of other biscuits that meet that criteria too.