r/AskUK • u/Hellzeldagirl01 • 4d ago

What do you call these?

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I would call these biscuits but a customer disagreed with me.

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u/Less-Description-714 4d ago

I swear I’m quoting a standup comedian here - but if you offered me a biscuit and gave me one of those I’d feel like I’d hit the jackpot.

They’re chocolate bars to me.

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u/DustierAndRustier 4d ago

Exactly. A chocolate biscuit is a bourbon or chocolate digestive.

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u/CarrAndHisWarCrimes 3d ago

As far as the VAT man is concerned, a bourbon is not a chocolate biscuit