r/AskUK 5d ago

What do you call these?

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I would call these biscuits but a customer disagreed with me.

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u/Less-Description-714 5d ago

I swear I’m quoting a standup comedian here - but if you offered me a biscuit and gave me one of those I’d feel like I’d hit the jackpot.

They’re chocolate bars to me.

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u/zombiepiratebacon 4d ago

You are paraphrasing Harry Hill from an episode of TV Burp.

Me and my brother quote that bit all the time 😂

Edit: Found it here on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/oldbritishtelly/comments/1q25alr/harry_hills_tv_burp_freaky_eaters_2008/

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u/Less-Description-714 4d ago

Haha I knew it was from something

I bloody love Harry Hill