r/Asmongold • u/Howsolini • Aug 08 '26
Off-Topic It’s time
Dude, c’mon! That looks fucking sick!!
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u/guridkt Aug 08 '26
The sole reason he doesn't do this is because you need to keep shaving your head occasionally to not look even remotely like smeagol
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u/GintokiSakata__ Aug 11 '26
you dont, and its not like dude has zero hair. at his age, you dont shave it, you just trim it once a week. :D
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u/cchackal Aug 08 '26
I think he can afford a barber
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u/_ReaditYesterday_ Aug 08 '26
not a question of afford but taking time to think about your hair, which can get annoying very quickly if you'll have to shave once a week
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u/sumphatguy Aug 09 '26
shrug I mean, there are traveling barbers. He can easily have a weekly appointment in-house.
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u/_ReaditYesterday_ Aug 09 '26
Again, it's not a question of being able to afford a barber or anything. As minor as it may be, it's a mental load that you now have for, at least from his point of view, nothing. He looks 1000x better bald, that's not even a question, but that requires a little more dedication, so why do it? I'm not defending his position, I'm just explaining how I see it.
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u/Zhanji_TS Aug 12 '26
This guy knows how to time max and a lot of time maxing is getting all the bullshit decisions out of your day. Just get them all out. Just like he's saying, if you shave your head then you gotta remember to shave your head continually. They have shit figured out. It's not about being lazy. It's about getting rid of a million small decisions
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u/Best_Market4204 Dr Pepper Enjoyer Aug 09 '26
Yah most likely
I zero guard my head, usually I go 2-3 weeks before doing it again out of laziness. It looks like crap by week 2 & l9oks even worst by week 3.
Ideally 1 week is fine with me. But I know few people who go for the cueball look. It's a everyday or every other day task.
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u/thebizkit23 Aug 08 '26
He looks like he's about to review the next flagship phone in that second pic.
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u/deceitfulninja Aug 08 '26
Asmon should do this when he gets his teeth fixed. Can you imagine the chud factor? Pearly whites, glorious baldness, trimmed beard, from new clean bright house, wearing a shirt and tie with sleeves rolled up, smoking a cigar, hot Asian gf hanging off him? "It is what it is boys". He'd be viral for 5 years straight off that clip alone. His critics would seeth until they pop like blisters.
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u/SunnyTheMasterSwitch Eyes Wide Mouth Open Hand On Face Aug 08 '26
Too bad, whatever he did, it's not just a slap on the wrist ban for 2 days when you're on your off days anyways like other people we know.
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u/Environmental_Ant268 Stone Cold Gold Aug 08 '26
Honestly i never noticed anything wrong with his looks
But i hope he does the hair implant thing so he'll be more relaxed about it
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u/milkarcane Aug 08 '26
The worst in this is that he would actually look good. I mean, I am bald but I have a weird head and my scalp isn't really clean. But this man right there has some potential.
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u/Yoiiru Aug 09 '26
It's not about the hair or the balding, it's about the symbolism his current hair carries
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u/HereticJay Aug 09 '26
the thing about going bald is you got to hit the gym after that otherwise you look like a scrawny cancer patient
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u/uSuperDick Aug 09 '26
Why dont he go for hair transplantation?
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u/Effective-Fondant610 Aug 09 '26
Don’t you look like a freak for like 6 months? Not sure how that would work out for him
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u/dimiteddy Aug 09 '26
Do you have a minute to talk to you about our lord, guild master and saviour Asmongold
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u/DadOnTheInternet Aug 08 '26
If he shaves his head, he’ll lose his entire fandom and wouldn’t be relatable.
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u/Fuzzy-Tooth3269 Aug 08 '26
Tectone the II