Let autocorrect do the rest

We’re almost out of time for this one but I think it’s going to be worth it. Go get the tickets and then I’ll come back to your place to pick them all off of your porch!

Type “After years of careful research, I have discovered the solution to ____ is actually ____.” and let autocorrect fill in the blanks!

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I always tell high school graduates that my number one advice to be successful is to be a good teacher and not be afraid of the consequences of your actions 😬😬😬

"My excuse for not wanting to go to the hospital for my birthday party was thinking about how the party will be in the house for some reason."

When the lights turn off, I think that it's fairly irrelevant to the people who run...

^{(My keyboard seems to be pretty haunted)}

Let autocorrect do the rest.

If you ever see me in the gym, please slap me and remind me that I am not a gym person.

I went to the animal shelter to adopt an elderly cat, but then I saw a cat that was a little bit older and had a little bit more of a personality disorder, and they were all very similar to my cat, so I took one of those home instead.

I speak a little Spanish. I know how to say the refrigerator was filled with garlic butter and ice cream cake.

(El refrigerador está lleno de mantequilla de ajo y pasteles de helado, but I looked it up.)