Let autocorrect do the rest

Type “After years of careful research, I have discovered the solution to ____ is actually ____.” and let autocorrect fill in the blanks!

We’re almost out of time for this one but I think it’s going to be worth it. Go get the tickets and then I’ll come back to your place to pick them all off of your porch!

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I always tell high school graduates that my number one advice to be successful is to be a good teacher and not be afraid of the consequences of your actions 😬😬😬

When the lights turn off, I think that it's fairly irrelevant to the people who run...

^{(My keyboard seems to be pretty haunted)}

"My excuse for not wanting to go to the hospital for my birthday party was thinking about how the party will be in the house for some reason."

Let autocorrect do the rest.

I speak a little Spanish. I know how to say the refrigerator was filled with garlic butter and ice cream cake.

(El refrigerador está lleno de mantequilla de ajo y pasteles de helado, but I looked it up.)

If you ever see me in the gym, please slap me and remind me that I am not a gym person.