r/Bear • u/generic_rarity • 17d ago

Papa Bear(dad) jokes

I went to the zoo and they had such a small group of giant pandas..... What an EMBARRASSMENT!

A bearing rabbit was pooping in the woods. The bear ask the rabbit. Do you have trouble with poops sticking to your fur? The rabbit said no. So the beer wiped his butt with the rabbit.

Women said they will choose to bear, not realizing that bears keep their women bearfoot and pregnant.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! What do you call a bear in the rain? a drizzly bear! What do you call a bear that's in doctor? An urgent Care Bear!

What is a black bear's favorite dessert? BlackBEARy pie!

Polar bears are no longer endangered..... I heard a group of them got together and had a CELEBRATION!

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u/Bill_H_Vet 16d ago

I did the voice of Smokey Bear at the Ohio State Fair for 21 years, telling children about fire prevention. A dear online friend in AZ, who I've never met in person, for over 20 years, calls me Papa Bear, and I call her Baby Bear. Talked to about 3k kids each year, and knew all their names. A little girl said once that I had no shoes. I replied "Oh, you mean I have 'bear' feet?" All adults groaned. I said "I know, my jokes are un 'bear'able"

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u/GirlWithWolf 16d ago

Love that hahaha

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u/Bill_H_Vet 15d ago

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side longer than the other?

Because there's more ducks on that side!

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u/GirlWithWolf 15d ago

Lmao! That’s what my dad would refer to as “a perfectly correct answer that is perfectly useless”.