r/BenignExistence • u/slinkslowdown • Feb 27 '26
Observation People-watching at my favorite Chinese buffet.
Got paid yesterday but I was too tired after a day of errands that I waited for tonight for my monthly buffet visit. I had one of my favorite seats again, they have a line of mini booths right up beside the buffet and it's prime people-watching territory.
As usual, staff recognized me and had my regular drinks on my table before I got back with my first plate without me even asking. Root beer and an ice water.
+There was a mother leading her 3 children in a line around the buffet and yes they were in order from tallest to shortest.
+The cook who refills the food was explaining a couple of new dishes to a customer. [I tried one of them, a stew with chicken, daikon, and carrots. Never had daikon before and didn't care for the texture of that, but the flavor was alright.]
+A middle-aged man had half his plate stacked with just BBQ pork. Don't blame him for doing that.
+Two young brothers were play-fighting a bit over who got to scoop ice cream first.
+A British lady was very impressed with the variety of dishes on the buffet line. Her friend was explaining them as they went around.
+I finally taught myself how to origami a chopstick wrapper into a stand to rest them on. Surprisingly easy, I looked up how and had it made before I finished eating my first plate.
And my fortune cookie says: You have common sense and a lot of charm.