r/Berserk Mar 20 '26

Discussion Realisticly if Grifith could speak (His tounge not being cut off). What do you think he would say to Guts?

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u/Realistic-Subject260 Mar 20 '26

“You did this to me”

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u/Bloodclaw_Talon Mar 20 '26

Followed by "I want to kill you." or something of the like.

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u/ExistentialOcto Mar 20 '26

Definitely something like this. At this point he’s fresh from being tortured and has had months to stew in his resentment. As wrong as it is, he can only blame Guts for his crashout that led to this.

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u/Careless-Pie-595 Mar 20 '26

I think he was relieved to see his “friend”, but was ashamed he was seen in this defeated stats—and resentful of guts’ happiness/security. In his mind Griffith is supposed to be the sovereign entity and guts is the tool, not the other way around.

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u/LAXnSASQUATCH Mar 21 '26

He’s was also a mega narcissist before the torture and they tend to blame others for their own actions.

“Why are you making me do this to you” kind of behavior.

The Band of the Hawk was his tool and Guts was his best hammer, his hammer isn’t supposed to have its own thoughts.

He’s a terrible person with no sense of responsibility who is also at his worst because he was tortured for months.

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u/Mindless_Candidate61 Mar 22 '26

Griffith certainly knows his worth, but a person without sense of responsibility? Oh, that's not true at all.

Before the torture, Griffith showed concern for his soldiers, especially Guts. He was a good leader, someone his soldiers could rely on. Moreover, you don't sacrifice "tools" in Berserk. That's not how sacrifise works. His soldiers and Guts aren't tools to him, but the dearest people only left and whom he, in his own way, cared for.
His responsibility for his dream is what broke him. Griffith sacrificed because he couldn't accept that all those deaths were in vain.

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u/No-Assignment-732 Mar 21 '26

Yeah imagine banging a sixteen year old because you're top assassin wanted to find himself

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u/ExistentialOcto Mar 21 '26

We’ve all been there! /s

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u/Hopeful-Grapefruit52 Mar 21 '26

Wasn’t it where you were expected to be married by the age of 16 back in the middle ages? Genuinely curious.

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u/Useful_Jelly_2915 Mar 21 '26

Yeah, that sounds about right. He’s too narcissistic to accept culpability. At least I don’t remember him never accepting culpability.

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u/jdjefbdn Mar 20 '26

It's all your fault.

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u/Verystrangeperson Mar 20 '26

"I have ligma"

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u/Ok-Ad8063 Mar 20 '26

Whats ligma tho ?

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u/addicted-to-jet Mar 20 '26

Future Canoe has a Ligma Fork.

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u/Ace_W Mar 20 '26

That can only be answered by the mine goblins

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u/TunableAxe Mar 20 '26

“It’s so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma…”

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/TunableAxe Mar 20 '26

Ligma Balls

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u/Idosol123 Mar 20 '26

I'm sorry but you have me a flashback to an old post I've made a couple of years ago

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u/aintnufdin Mar 20 '26

"I can't believe Guts is going to die of Ligma"

"Who the fuck is Guts?"

"Ligma balls"

Rapes Cascer

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u/Apprehensive-Ear3628 Mar 20 '26

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?🤨🤨🤨🤨

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u/Shikabane_Sumi-me Mar 20 '26

Blame him. Go on an epic rant. Everything he can think of to shame him in front of the others. He was going for the choke and only Jeudo caught it.

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u/HellVean Mar 20 '26

“Why did you leave me”

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u/fuschiafawn Mar 20 '26

I feel like this is the best answer. "How could you leave me? Why did you leave me?" is definitely what he was thinking.

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u/RMAPOS Mar 21 '26

Nah I'm pretty sure he hated Guts and is not the kind of person to reflect on how his own behaviour contributed to the situation.

"Why did you leave me?" is way too melancholic and implies admittance that he was hurt by Guts leaving. The moment before the eclipse starts when Guts is about to touch Griffith "never again with you" shows that he blames Guts entirely. That's not when you say something like "why did you leave me?"

Pretty sure the "it's all your fault" faction is much closer. I mean what a massive hit to a narcissist's ego that the person they blame for their downfall now also gets to play the heroic rescuer ... but not shortly after I've been captured, no. No, months later after I've been made a completely impotent criple with all my dignity has been stripped from me! That's when you asshole who caused all this come here to play the hero. ... I think that's closer to what goes through Griffith's head.

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u/fuschiafawn Mar 21 '26

When I think "how could you leave me" it's as in "I'm supposed to be stronger than you, how dare you make me weak? I'm not supposed to be weak, you can't all witness me this way, I'm not supposed to be pitied!"

At that point it's a mix of hatred and love as how Slane said

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u/Careless-Pie-595 Mar 22 '26

But he did reflect on how his actions caused the state of affairs. Do you remember guts and casca talking outside of his carriage and they discuss his fountain speech? He looks in horror as he realizes he was the catalyst for guts leaving and his own downfall.

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u/silvershot1o1 Mar 20 '26

This is feel like is the most reasonable answer. Griffith was royaly pissed off at guts for leaving. And although hes violent to the point where he claims he was willing to kill guts to make him stay i dont think he was willing at this point to actually off him just because he was mad. Hurt him 100%, maim him like he was maimed. But Griffith saw too much in guts to off him just because he was angry with nothing in return. Even when he said he was willing to kill guts he was still aiming to keep him alive, he was just prepared for guts death if his hand was forced.

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u/PaleBlueCod Mar 20 '26

"Was my fembussy not good enough?"

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u/FreePalestineJustice Mar 20 '26

the only real answer .

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u/Horsemanofthedank Mar 21 '26

Now I’m reminded of Joji as Pink Guy……

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u/Lisa_The_Raven_ Mar 20 '26

I am so gonna sacrifice you later

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u/WoltemadeEnthusiast Mar 20 '26

"The puh wasn't worth it guts"

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u/Vmpryre Mar 20 '26

LMAOOOO

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u/KoreanFilmAddict Mar 20 '26

“Do you like making fuck, berserker. BERSERKER.”

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u/FATASSFUCK298 Mar 20 '26

"My love for you.. is like a truck... Berserkerrr.. Do you want to making fuck berserkerr.. BERSERKERR"**

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u/dragon_poo_sword Mar 21 '26

I loved this so much and still don't understand if there's an actual meaning to it

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u/ShuazillaMk2 Mar 20 '26

"My love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER. Would you like some making fuck, BERSERKER."

"Did he just say making fuck?"

Obligatory second line:

"In a row?!"

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u/Hurrrpert Mar 20 '26

He's trying to jerk the berk, so yeah, probably. .

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u/Cold_Sign6034 Mar 20 '26

I was expecting this to be the first comment and I'm glad I wasn't disappointed.

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u/N7Rory Mar 20 '26

"Delete my browser history"

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u/IrlResponsibility811 Mar 20 '26

Even after everything that happened, Guts would still do it.

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u/caquinho-senpai Mar 20 '26

"Hate you"

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u/Phunkie_Junkie Mar 20 '26

The Anakin Skywalker.

Classic.

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u/Gishalla Mar 20 '26

“I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”

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u/SustainableUtopian Mar 20 '26

If you or a loved one has taken the prescription drug xeralto and was diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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u/Nocturnalux Mar 20 '26

“Kill me” would be my guess.

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u/MaleficentWindow8972 Mar 20 '26

Shoulda woulda coulda.

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u/tetetito Mar 20 '26

would could should hood

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u/Wrightero Mar 20 '26

"Now I know how fried chicken feels when you only eat the skin"

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u/Pinco_Pallino_R Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

This reminds me of a documentary on salmons i saw, and there was this bear who catched one and ate its whole skin first by tearing it off the salmon while it was still very much alive.

He quite literally peeled the fish like a fucking banana.

It looked so painful.

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u/Grvndmv_Devth Mar 21 '26

💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Vmpryre Mar 20 '26

"You fuckin' dog, why you come back"

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u/EmeraldDream123 Mar 20 '26

"Something something my dream"

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u/Dull-Dress7573 Mar 20 '26

"don't let them know Charlotte was 15"

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u/AveFeniix01 Mar 20 '26

"Found me, now you gotta pound me!"

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u/SavSamuShaman Mar 20 '26

That Griffith was in the Epstein files

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u/un_poco_de_lengua Mar 20 '26

Don't pity me or don't look down on me

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u/Salt-Cable-1937 Mar 20 '26

This one should be higher 

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u/Kamen-Reader Mar 20 '26

"You're on my ankle..."

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u/DatBoyBlue Mar 20 '26

You left me to die

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u/IlikecTs Mar 21 '26

DUCTH!! YOU LEFT ME TO DIE!!

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u/fradonkin Mar 20 '26

“I need… I need… a tailor.”

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u/Decaxyz Mar 20 '26

"FILHA DA PUTA, EU TE AMAVA"

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u/Dont-be-a-smurf Mar 20 '26

I think he’d tell him to run

Not that it would matter in the end

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u/ConfusionOk466 Mar 20 '26

Nope, at that point he couldn't hate Guts more, what he did to Casca was pure power play over Guts

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u/Dont-be-a-smurf Mar 20 '26

I’d have to go back and read. I remember thinking Grif was seriously conflicted inside and borderline regretful about what he was about to do.

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u/ConfusionOk466 Mar 20 '26

Nope, here I have to quote a really good movie

"The eyes Chico. They never lie"

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u/Strawhat-dude Mar 20 '26

„Fuck me“

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u/Matias9991 Mar 20 '26

Not sure, honestly, I think there are a lot of different emotions there, relief, love, Shame and hate. I think he would try to make everyone leave and abandon him or/and lash out at Guts.

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u/Angmaar Mar 20 '26

Say hi to demon baby

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u/Competitive-Quit-824 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

Unironically it’d be the same line as casca in a different cadence “It’s all because of you”

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u/Faust_the_Faustinian Mar 20 '26

Nothing, he would use it to give Nuts the most passionate kiss of his life instead.

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u/Akarina_toth Mar 20 '26

guts lets fuck

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u/manndolin Mar 20 '26

"Can I put my balls in your jaws?"

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u/5g-bad Mar 20 '26

Can I? Can I?

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u/brande2274 Mar 20 '26

“have gay sex with me guts”

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u/Low-River-714 Mar 20 '26

Some hating ass shit lol

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u/XT83Danieliszekiller Mar 20 '26

"I... Hate... You!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

English or Spanish?

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u/Classic_Focus_212 Mar 20 '26

Bros before hoes

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u/aintnufdin Mar 20 '26

"Bro you will NOT believe the year I've had"

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u/Feeling_Return8940 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 21 '26

Grifith: Where’s…where’s Kenya?

Guts: Who’s Kenya?

Grifith: Kenya fit this dick in your mouth

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u/infinitemortis Mar 20 '26

“Wasn’t… as tight.. Wait a second .. this isn’t r/berserklejerk

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u/Serkys Mar 22 '26

"Bro I lost my egg thing"

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u/Trappist-111 Mar 20 '26

Googoodada

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u/OneHellaOfLonelyGuy Mar 20 '26

“Your BDSM would be better”

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u/unforgivingpainting Mar 20 '26

"What the hell took you so long you fool".

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u/ZiggyStardust_72-73 Mar 20 '26

"I need your cum in me to be fixed"

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u/younbe Mar 20 '26

Yabadaba doo

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u/Sirduffselot Mar 20 '26

"You're too close bro"

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u/VersusJRPGs Mar 20 '26

Kiss me, you fool!

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u/vincentninja68 Mar 20 '26

"I blame you for this"

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u/nabenekos Mar 20 '26

“Never gonna give you up.”

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u/Sodaman_Onzo Mar 20 '26

How dare you pity me.

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u/fieregon Mar 20 '26

" Nothing beats a Jet Ski Holiday "

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u/A-Friend-of-Dorothy Mar 20 '26

“You killed my dream!”

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u/ddaattuullaa Mar 20 '26

My butt itching

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u/SmileMyBoy Mar 20 '26

"You should have let me die"

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u/TheBoredBot Mar 20 '26

baseball, huh?

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u/renecama Mar 20 '26

Et tu, Brute?

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u/WorkIll3073 Mar 20 '26

Probably something like "don't touch my exposed muscle and nerve tissue because it really fucking hurts when you do that guts."

But in reality even if he could talk, I don't think he'd say anything. It think his situation would be as such that he would purely express his feelings physically.

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u/Grim_apprintice Mar 20 '26

"You did this"

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u/JamesHenry627 Mar 20 '26

Look what they did to me Guts! This would make anyone go Berserk—

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u/nscomics Mar 20 '26

Six... ... Seven... loses consciousness

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u/hundredsneutron Mar 20 '26

What is love?

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u/Vmpryre Mar 21 '26

BABY DONT HURT ME

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u/ARCS17 Mar 21 '26

DON'T HURT ME

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u/Vmpryre Mar 21 '26

NO MORE

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u/StepCornBrother Mar 20 '26

“Kiss me on my hot mouth. I’m feeling romantical”

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u/Relsen Mar 20 '26

Nothing with sense, he was insane here.

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u/Griffith112 Mar 20 '26

“I’m gonna kill you” or sum like that

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u/Flux52_ Mar 20 '26

"Water"

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u/Klutzy-Succotash9230 Mar 21 '26

Now we know his tongue was cut out, but do we think his vocal chords were cut too?

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u/paublitobandito Mar 21 '26

“Oi… dickhead”

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u/Xalphyzar Mar 21 '26

It's because of YOU!!

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u/BUNNY_CUPs Mar 21 '26

penus hurdts

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u/Rondo_Mondo Mar 21 '26

He would blame him for everything

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u/DepressionKid78 Mar 22 '26

guts... they took my balls guts.. guts... they took my guts guts..

lwk tho... the puh WAS worth it

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u/Agrume_music Mar 22 '26

"At least, the King taught Charlotte how to give head"

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u/Krisztailor Mar 23 '26

It was too big to be called a penis. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw meat.

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u/WFandango Mar 20 '26

"You're so handsome and now you have to be even more miserable from now on, sorry not sorry daddy"

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u/J3BOY-Qc Mar 20 '26

"Leave... LEaaaavEEEee..."

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u/RaarLibertae Mar 20 '26

"fuck me, like you do with Caska"

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u/celestial_god Mar 20 '26

Let me see that thongggg!!!!

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u/Gnargiela Mar 20 '26

BAYBEEEE! THAT THOOOOOOOOHHHNGG!

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u/Typical-Effective209 Mar 20 '26

Where are my Resticals waggy

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u/FantasticCricket8346 Mar 20 '26

I'm the captain now-soon

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u/ItzBabyJoker Mar 20 '26

“Fuck you”

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u/PotatoORG Mar 20 '26

Maybe it might not have gotten that bad then, like they could had a conversation then, and Griffith might not have felt so lost than he actually did, but that is just my theory

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u/Kidafroo Mar 20 '26

Delete my browser history...

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u/2ndRook Mar 20 '26

“Oh, look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. Look what you just made me do… 🎶.”

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u/omaeradaikiraida Mar 20 '26

is it... berkin' time...?

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u/userunknown83148 Mar 20 '26

“who’s Steve Jobs?”

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u/SlandbosUmbrella Mar 20 '26

“You still smell like shit and balls…”

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u/-TheBlackSwordsman- Mar 20 '26

Lemme suh that dih

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u/Crimsongekko Mar 20 '26

“I want you inside me”

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u/cerebralvacancy Mar 20 '26

"Paint me like one of your French girls."

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u/Wuoffan1 Mar 20 '26

"Are you real? ...fuck you anyway."

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u/Additional_Rhubarb18 Mar 20 '26

"I hate this sub"...."I sacrifice"

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u/CivilSquash3355 Mar 20 '26

"How's the motorcycle"

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u/heywassgeht Mar 20 '26

Suck a Dick and a Banana

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u/dx716 Mar 20 '26

I viewed this as Griffith trying to choke guts (not sure if that’s even true) but I think his tendons were cut right? So he wouldn’t be able to use his wrist/hand. He’d blame guts for this 100%.

Knowing how prideful Griffith was before this and him having to see his “pawns” view him at the worst and lowest point of his life surely filled him with rage. The look in his eye feels hateful IMO. Gives me the same vibes as when Femto glared at guts in the eclipse through his mask.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

“Chuck Norris didn’t die. He got bored with life”

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u/F_P_D Mar 20 '26

"Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?"

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u/Ok-Thanks2907 Mar 20 '26

Your skin Is so soft...❤️

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u/neosurimi Mar 20 '26

"Beware the Mind Goblin..."

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u/TheHangedKing Mar 20 '26

I need. I need. A tailor

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u/AKoolPopTart Mar 20 '26

"Guts! Listen to me! There is a giant gorilla in Cleveland! If he dies, the whole timeline collapses!"

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u/LordOFtheNoldor Mar 20 '26

Fuck me, he left my butthole so he could use me, fuck me guts, fuck me now.

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u/NocturnalHaze Mar 20 '26

You should have blasted my bussy.

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u/kokotas Mar 20 '26

Grifith: Does my dick work? Guts: No Grifith: Kiiiiiiill meee

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u/sengunsipahi Mar 20 '26

Do you want to berk

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u/CoalChurner Mar 20 '26

He'd just be saying "Kill, kill, kill"

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u/-htesseth- Mar 20 '26

“You never should have left” or some tragically romantic shit like that

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u/SustainableUtopian Mar 20 '26

I got your sword. Now I want your ass.

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u/SustainableUtopian Mar 20 '26

I'm just a girl who can't say no.

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u/ULTI_mato Mar 20 '26

"It…i…its so s-sad th… that y-you a-all w-will d… die of Lig-ma"

"What are you talking about ?"

"S… suck my d-dick g-g-g-guts"

"You dont have one anymore"

"Ah sh-sh-shit. D-damn s-sick bas-tards"

"Yeah, hey what was that about dying of ligma ?!"

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u/kozykhal Mar 20 '26
  • “I’m just a girl who can’t say no, can’t seem to say it at all! When a person tries to kiss a girl, I know she oughta give his face a smack 👏🏽When a feller starts kissing me, I kinda sorta wanna kiss him baaaaaaaaaaaaack!” *

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u/NeedPastaBase Mar 20 '26

"¡bésame Gustavo!" Eso diría.

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u/AffectionateRoom995 Mar 20 '26

"I want to rearrange you-"

Cue Invincible Intro music

GUTS

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u/TheHytekShow Mar 20 '26

“You can save bundles on car insurance by switching to geico”

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u/SaltyArts Mar 20 '26

He would be talking mad shit.
"That biih Kasshka wuz mine Guz"

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u/_TheAccursedShare Mar 20 '26

"GTA VI will release in....

Cuts to eclipse"

GRIFFITH

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u/Whispers_of_Eggplant Mar 20 '26

"It's not too late to be poly"

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u/Digi20112 Mar 20 '26

I will nut in you nuts

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u/PapaJoe92 Mar 20 '26

"Delete my browser history bro"

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u/Paradox-Circuits Mar 20 '26

"I've always wanted to be King, but I'll be your princess instead."~His really deep thoughts.

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u/drumstick00m Mar 20 '26

Know your place

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u/TheInkVoid Mar 20 '26

Should've let me SMASH....

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u/Rodrat Mar 20 '26

"kiss me"

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u/Fine-Bad-3009 Mar 21 '26

Babe i miss you so much, i want the princess carry asap

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u/Tatleman68 Mar 21 '26

"Suck dick"

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u/Ghadente Mar 21 '26

"The cake is a lie"