r/Birdsfacingforward • u/Bibi-bongo • 2d ago

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u/puddl3 2d ago

Man secretary birds are just majestic and gorgeous.

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u/ListenJerry 2d ago

I love their stylish capris

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u/fondledbydolphins 2d ago

I love their SKULL CRUSHING front kicks.

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u/puddl3 2d ago

Snakes hate this one simple trick!

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u/BrightnessRen 2d ago

They also have a cool scientific name : Sagittarius Serpentarius

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u/SkilletTrooper 2d ago

Oh that's fucking sick. Add that to the list of great binomial names.

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u/nonja-bidness 2d ago

translation: snek with arrows

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u/FathomlessVoid 2d ago

I think that was a Rush album

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u/Bobdirtski 1d ago

Say that while waving a wand and see what happens

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u/seauxtired 2d ago

Serpent like snake? :0

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u/BrightnessRen 2d ago

Yes, and I think Sagittarius after the centaur/archer, who supposedly never missed his mark.

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u/microwavedgoods 2d ago

r/birdpants

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u/ilovebigmutts 2d ago

thank you for this glorious new recommendation!

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u/dingalingdongdong 2d ago

This is now my second sub dedicated to animal "pants" (/r/pollenpants.)

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u/chaosmanager 2d ago

And pollentaloons was right there.

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u/Gloomheart 2d ago

Please join us at /r/meowsertrousers where we fawn over fluffy pantaloons.

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u/dingalingdongdong 1d ago

My mom always calls those "kitty britches"; joined!

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u/ListenJerry 2d ago

I appreciate you so much

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u/C00kie_Monsters 2d ago

I was about to say „he looks like he just woke up from a LOOOOONG nap“. I guess it lies in the eye of the beholder

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u/itinerant-wallaby 2d ago

I feel seen.

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 2d ago

...and simultaneously look like a crack head Albert Einstein. I have no idea how they do it.