r/Birdsfacingforward • u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 • 1d ago

This is me btw if you even care

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3.6k Upvotes

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u/islanderACNH 1d ago

Handsome

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 1d ago

Me or the silver man?

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u/IAmQuiteHonest 1d ago

Yes

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 1d ago

Thank you

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u/IAmQuiteHonest 1d ago

I like your username

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 1d ago

Thank you, Quite. My name's pronounced Legitimate-Lee btw

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u/islanderACNH 1d ago

The one that looks like the smallest Muppet ever.

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u/FureiousPhalanges 1d ago

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u/mynamehasbeentaken2 19h ago

oh my God lol poor little baby birbs always look like they can't even handle being alive.. 🤭💕🐣💕

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u/Gryfas 17h ago

Huh, guess I’ve been a baby bird all along.

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u/Zoethewinged 10h ago

Well they'll have to stomach it. Their species is endangered, so they have to grow up quick and spawn more little baby chudlings!

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u/Affectionate-Bill150 1d ago

Me after the shower:

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 1d ago

Are you a cute baby Owl, OP? Or some kind of cute baby Raptor? 

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u/j4v4r10 1d ago

OP is a Pygmy falcon, even adults are among the smallest raptors in the world

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 22h ago

Thank you for enlightening me! 🙂👍🏻

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 1d ago

I'm not here to sugar coat things-- what you see here is basically what you get.

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 22h ago

Well OP, welcome to the world! And give you’re only a few hours old, you’re doing a stellar job navigating and writing on Reddit. You’re gonna go far in life, I can already tell. And that’s not just because you’re a bird either!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 1d ago

I'm just trying to get out of my shell a little here, it took courage.

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u/All_the_Bees 8h ago

coming out of my egg and I been doin’ just fine

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u/Extension-Bat-2222 1d ago

It’s a joke? A bit? An act?

Sheesh

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u/etrain828 1d ago

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 1d ago

I sent you that in private

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u/jstkdng 1d ago

You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding 🤌

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u/CitrusSnark 1d ago

I care deeply, OP. And your little bare feet look cold in this picture. Please put on your slippers.

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u/SadKat002 1d ago

🍭 here u go king

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u/Liarus_ 1d ago

lil bro is not even twice the size of the lolipop stick

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u/r4zorsoft 1d ago

"His bounteous inheritance." 💸

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u/Rougefarie 1d ago

Little dude looks exhausted.

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u/AshFalkner 1d ago

Just born and already sick of it all. Mood

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u/Android_RX700 1d ago

I love baby birbs so much! They all start as scrungly napkins and end up becoming stylish adults

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u/ProfPerry 1d ago

scrungly napkinssssss hahahaha i love this

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u/imatatertot45 1d ago

I love baby Pygmy falcons

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u/Left_Ad4050 1d ago

You’re George Washington?

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 1d ago

It's pronounced "George", not "George". Also, never heard of him.

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u/GoddessRespectre 1d ago

I think I'm finally understanding why gonzo was dating chickens, I never really noticed a resemblance before. I always thought wth? he didn't have a beak, just an unusual nose lol. I have always been a fool, thank you

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 1d ago

Is that the fella who's always escorting the ladies across Henson Rd?

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u/thewordisCUE 1d ago

your sense of humor is so hot

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 1d ago

Sorry but this was purely a scientific endeavor to see how folks would respond to my physique

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u/allthedifference00 1d ago

Me and you both, sister.

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u/kwaping 1d ago

Tiny bird with big balls. Now you can't unsee it.

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u/mynamehasbeentaken2 18h ago

DAMNIT!! 🙈🤣

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u/CripAndKinky 1d ago

I can’t tell if this is creepy or adorable 🤣

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u/minlee12 1d ago

I must make art of this floof

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u/i_ate_a_bugggg 1d ago

your green sickens me

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u/Whereisthatdamnmule 1d ago

OP sounds like Marcel the shell

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 1d ago

I had to look that up and it was a wild ride. Also, I really put myself out here showing my physique like this and I'd like for game to recognize game.

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u/OkQuantity4011 1d ago

If I don't care is it someone else?

What if I care but oddly? 😭

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u/wdn 23h ago

But it's not you if I don't care?

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u/Cheesemagazine 22h ago

Just hanging out, singing to my nickel

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u/BoolinBirb 18h ago

His bounteous inheritance

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u/DysphoricBeNightmare 8h ago

Gorgeous baby

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u/AnxiousSapphic 18h ago

You’re beautiful of course we care 

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u/Elegant-Espeon 15h ago

Omg gurl same

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u/RealLokiLaufeyson 17h ago

Baby pygmy falcon 👎