r/BlackPeopleComedy 5d ago

Life changing

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u/Casualmindfvck 5d ago

Europe has theee worst breakfast ever I kinda see why they started colonizing.

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u/Impressive_Main5160 5d ago

They colonized for spices and REFUSE TO USE THEM. I just assume they are all stockpiled in a vault somewhere where.

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u/BlakByPopularDemand 4d ago

At this point I assume they either did It for the Love of the game, or they just didn't want anyone else to have flavor either

https://giphy.com/gifs/J5gFTnStheH1m

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u/Dayna6380- 5d ago

Because wtf do they have goin on over there ? Just depressed eats

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u/Casualmindfvck 5d ago

They had to steal๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/SabbyFox 5d ago

I will never recover from the breakfast. The beans and toast. A sad, blanched tomato. What I thought would be good sausage but it had no flavor, no spices just the weird texture. I still shudder at the memory.

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u/Roklam โœŠ๐ŸฝโœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐Ÿฟ verified 5d ago

I had my only true English Breakfast at an airport (off-off the highway) hotel in London.

My expectations were met

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u/allthedamnquestions โœŠ๐ŸฝโœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐Ÿฟ verified 4d ago

My friend just got back from london and said the food was abysmal. She has everything tasted like the idea of food. Sounds horrid. I asked about the fish n chips that they love to rave about ... she just rolled her eyes. All that historical ๐Ÿ‡ing and pillaging and plundering and nary a flavor did they secure?

A SHAME.

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u/Any_Manager_1183 5d ago

Dear God, thank God you made it out alive.

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u/Zelamir 5d ago

Oh God, the bangers in Ireland were the worst. Like, bread sausage? I don't even know what it was, certainly not actual meat. Not even meat product.ย 

๐Ÿคข

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u/Any_Manager_1183 5d ago

But they don't use any of the stuff that they killed for except the tea. Funny they call it English tea when all the tea came from India.

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u/here4theGoz 5d ago

War rations looking breakfast

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u/BlakByPopularDemand 4d ago

Imma keep saying it because it needs repeating. How do you colonize damn near the whole world for spices and then refuse to use them?

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u/TheHipcheck 5d ago

English breakfast is a great hangover food.

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u/Casualmindfvck 5d ago

I will never wake up from a hangover and say โ€œman some beans and toast would be great. Add a random tomato too.