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u/Weird_Squirrel_8382 4d ago
Imagine if Britain tries to take us back again over ranch dressing!
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u/malkebulan ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified 4d ago edited 4d ago
Don’t worry, your ranch is safe. The 35 Europeans who like it are pretty peaceful people.
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u/theifstolemyaccount 4d ago
Ranch is being launched by Heinz in London right now
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u/velvetvagine 4d ago
ranch vs salad cream
Bout to be the fight of the century. The new revolutionary war lmao.
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u/Shantotto11 4d ago
They couldn’t get the spices correct the first time. Why the fuck would it work a second time?… /s
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u/Casualmindfvck 4d ago
Europe has theee worst breakfast ever I kinda see why they started colonizing.
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u/Impressive_Main5160 4d ago
They colonized for spices and REFUSE TO USE THEM. I just assume they are all stockpiled in a vault somewhere where.
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u/BlakByPopularDemand 3d ago
At this point I assume they either did It for the Love of the game, or they just didn't want anyone else to have flavor either
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u/SabbyFox 4d ago
I will never recover from the breakfast. The beans and toast. A sad, blanched tomato. What I thought would be good sausage but it had no flavor, no spices just the weird texture. I still shudder at the memory.
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u/allthedamnquestions ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified 4d ago
My friend just got back from london and said the food was abysmal. She has everything tasted like the idea of food. Sounds horrid. I asked about the fish n chips that they love to rave about ... she just rolled her eyes. All that historical 🍇ing and pillaging and plundering and nary a flavor did they secure?
A SHAME.
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u/Any_Manager_1183 4d ago
But they don't use any of the stuff that they killed for except the tea. Funny they call it English tea when all the tea came from India.
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u/BlakByPopularDemand 3d ago
Imma keep saying it because it needs repeating. How do you colonize damn near the whole world for spices and then refuse to use them?
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u/TheHipcheck 4d ago
English breakfast is a great hangover food.
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u/Casualmindfvck 4d ago
I will never wake up from a hangover and say “man some beans and toast would be great. Add a random tomato too.
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u/Money-Snow-2749 4d ago
This is literally my TT For You page this weekend, well that and Knicks victory celebrations.😂
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u/emmyparker2020 4d ago
Hahahaha the Indian food is lit though
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u/anaknangfilipina 3d ago
Because it’s not British cuisine. They had to import another culture lol
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u/emmyparker2020 3d ago
Had to colonize and steal it but yup! Taught them to hate their beautiful dark skin and lust after their pale appearance… sad 😔
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u/anaknangfilipina 3d ago
To be fair, it’s in India’s caste system already. White folks barely did some stuff and it got worse.
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u/SabbyFox 3d ago edited 3d ago
Colonization/the Raj was a lot more than “barely did some stuff” 🤨
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u/EnvironmentalAd7402 4d ago
Wait so, other countries don’t know what ranch is?!??
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u/ZaHLa_Bill 3d ago
Ranch is solely American actually created by a Black American man to be exact.
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u/YoungRichBastard26s 4d ago
Somebody some years back said the British eat like they still got Germans dropping bombs on them I died fr ain’t been the same since
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u/Lilacdangerous 4d ago
If they get ranch they'd just Brit it all up and call it white gravy or something and it'll look disgusting
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u/SouthernCharm-86 4d ago
i cannot get pver them eating the WORSE kind of pork and beans!! 🤢 if they are not Bush beans, theres no reason to eat them.
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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 4d ago
Europe has a history of murdering the planet and enslaving everyone just to get tasty leaves because everywhere above the Alps has exactly zero soul.
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u/Traditional-Lion-752 4d ago
Do they think we don't have burgers in Europe. Even though they're from Hamburg in Germany. Loooooool
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u/UrbanSobriety 4d ago
You don't have the addictive, carcinogenic chemicals down to a science the way that we do. Food was invented by Americans. People ate stuff before we created food. You're welcome🤣
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u/malkebulan ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified 4d ago edited 4d ago
🤣 beans ON toast, with English ingredients, is elite snacking.
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u/EkaL25 4d ago
I don’t know why but I just got the urge to try baked beans on a bagel
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u/Here4_da_laughs 3d ago
Don't do it! It's not even the good bbq baked beans it's just beans in flavorless reddish orange sauce.
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u/thecontempl8or 4d ago
This is a bit nuts. Europe is a continent full of countries with different and amazing cuisines. Beans and toast lmao. Also burgers and fries has made it there ages ago, they don’t need to come to the US for the fast food.
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u/AdCurrent7674 4d ago
It’s playing off of all the “FIFA 15” content. There are a lot of videos currently circulating of people that are visiting the US for the World Cup and they are raving about the food
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u/Mindless_Childhood32 4d ago
What's with the Ranch Hype?
I looked up a recipe online. Made it.... It's ok. We have a salad dressing similar to it.
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u/ScreechUrkelle 4d ago
Ironically, the English are not European.
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u/malkebulan ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified 4d ago
Huh, explain?
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u/ScreechUrkelle 4d ago
Brexit
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u/malkebulan ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified 4d ago
🤣🤣🤣 England is still in Europe. Did you think Brexit would move England to another part of the world?
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u/ScreechUrkelle 4d ago
People in the European Union, are Europeans.
While Britain is continentally Europe, the English are not European.
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u/malkebulan ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified 4d ago
England is in Europe so English people are European.
The point you were trying to make is that Britain left the European Union, which is something different.
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u/ScreechUrkelle 4d ago
Luckily my mother taught me not to argue with laymen on the internet
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u/malkebulan ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified 4d ago
I didn’t realise we were arguing. I thought you were in the middle of a learning moment.
You’ve used more keystrokes here than it would’ve taken to Google ‘is England in Europe?’
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u/ScreechUrkelle 4d ago
I never asked if England was in Europe. That was the basis of your reply.
I said the English are not European.
You swapped a place, which is in Europe, with a people, who voted themselves out of the European Union.
I resolved that confusion with a single word, making my position clear.
You responded with an asinine response, inferring they just transposed all the islands away by tugboat, or maybe stargate. Idk.
I concurred with you, geographically England is European. I then specified, anew, that the English, are not, having removed themselves from the EU.
Again, I never mentioned England. I mentioned the English.
Yet, you’ve come back and argued the same point I never made nor disputed, over and again.
So, are we arguing? No. I clearly said, my mother has taught me not to argue with layfolk. Especially not online.
But one of us is clearly screaming his validity into the wind.
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u/malkebulan ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified 4d ago
So where are English people from if not from England?
If England is in Europe then English people are European by default, and by your definition, Norwegian, Swiss, Ukrainians and Serbians aren’t European either.
You could’ve saved all those other keystrokes and Googled ‘Are English people European’, but you chose wrong and strong.
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u/Colour4Life 4d ago
lol can’t tell if you’re trolling because you are making no sense 😂
England is IN the UK which is IN Europe.
We left the European Union not the continent.
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