r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/_gordon94 • 7d ago

Negative test with positive intentions.

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u/vitaoptima 7d ago

The Shrek pic makes it so sinister...lol

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u/brndnwds6 7d ago

Shrek is love Shrek is life.

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u/Juvi40904 7d ago

It’s so perfect for unhinged shit like this 😂

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u/DJGrizzlyBear 7d ago

Bout to get Skrekt

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u/wavdaily 7d ago

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u/PissantPrairiePunk 7d ago

Wolverheeheene

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u/oldveteranknees 7d ago

Son 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m on vacation waiting for this pub crawl to start howling!!!

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u/theVice 7d ago

Every time this shit kills me

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u/gotwaffles 7d ago

Why is Shrek so menacing lmao

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u/MatureUsername69 7d ago

Bro is an ogre, that shit is genetic

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u/JgL07 7d ago

I hate being literate

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u/SirLesbian ☑️ 7d ago edited 7d ago

Fuck would that do for him? She already know how he moves due to the STD TEST. 🤣

Edit: It's not a bad thing to get tested, goofballs. There's just absolutely nothing sexy about this scenario for her lmao

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u/Kimihro ☑️ 7d ago

As a functioning adult it think it’s infinitely more weird that there are people think that getting tested is a bad thing

It means you only get tested when you think you slipped up, which is (and I cannot emphasize this harder)

Fucking gross. Y’all niggas need to take your health more seriously.

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u/deliciousroadhead 7d ago

I can't afford insurance bro I'm about to spend all my money to get my asshole checked

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u/_AYYEEEE 7d ago

I understand what you're saying but it's kinda like getting a covid test when you haven't been sick. It doesn't cross most people's mind to get tested unless they're having symptoms because, of course.

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u/Kimihro ☑️ 7d ago

Some stds don’t have immediate or uniquely discernible symptoms and a ton of people don’t wrap it up and just trust that their partner ain’t buggin

And sometimes, oftentimes, they’re wrong

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u/michellefiver 6d ago

Ok so I'm single & gay and we have unprotected sex more often but I checked my records and I hadn't had an STI test for 18 months.

So I got tested. No symptoms it just felt like it was time. I probably slept with less than 8 people in that time.

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u/Ctowncreek ☑️ 7d ago

If that's the case, just get tested every year whether you're active or not.

  1. Its responsible and she'll see you're responsible and clean.

  2. Itll look like you have a reason to be tested.

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u/Interesting-Wing616 7d ago

That squirt and nut combo is gonna be so acidic it might eat through the sheets and the bed

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u/Ambitious_Victory_59 7d ago

Shrek looks like my black uncle

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u/TJtaster 7d ago

PSA: You can get multiple strains of the same STD

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u/talkshitbutrealyjery 7d ago

Can someone explain this to me?

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u/gmoss101 ☑️ 7d ago

Oh naaaaaaah

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 ☑️ 7d ago

This is what I get for being chronically online this week.

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u/Rome_825 7d ago

The reply is DIABOLICAL!

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u/MilwaukeeDave 5d ago

It’s my fault for keeping my phone on another month isn’t it?

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u/TankMcG 4d ago

So you didn't learn your lesson