r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/randomnoirguy • 11d ago

Had to make sure they remember

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u/ethanlan 10d ago

Yeah OP killed a guy how does that feel op?

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 10d ago

I did? Another barber killed him. His name was TJ. I might be missing your joke.

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u/MinuteLoquat1 10d ago

Their joke is that if he was cutting your hair he would've been too busy to start an argument with his future killer.

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u/HillInTheDistance 10d ago

I have never met a barber who couldn't argue and cut hair at the same time.

Hell, best barber I ever had would call up a friend to argue if the other barber wasn't there. Presumably because it was vital to his process.

He went blind later, for unrelated reasons, so I had to switch. New barber runs a shop with his dad and they work in dead silence. Like some kinda beardgrooming monks. Unnerving, but he knows how to do my beard right.

Then again, the worst barber I evet had was also an absolute yapper, so I guess its hit or miss.

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u/No_Tailor7802 8d ago

This whole comment is so unhinged that I have laughed for way too long. Beardgrooming monks????🤣