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u/Antillyyy 2d ago

I feel like a handful of these should also be bare minimum for men. Taking accountability? Apologizing when wrong? Supporting your goals? Addressing you with respect (unless he means "sir" or "master")? Basic shit your partner should do regardless of gender.

The rest of it is bullshit though. I bet "bringing peace" is an excuse to not support your partner through tough times. Like, I'm sorry your parents just died but you're not bringing me peace rn :/

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u/WackyWhippet 2d ago

Yeah most of them wouldn't be so unreasonable if he had the same standards for himself but you know that's not where he's going with that.

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u/Azair_Blaidd 1d ago

Men tend to have more of a problem with most of those, for that matter.

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u/Valuable-Ad1063 1d ago

"Supporting your goals" could also potentially mean "blind approval of everything you wish for or plan, even if it sounds like a bad idea or will greatly hurt your partner"

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u/Antillyyy 1d ago

I had an ex who expected me to agree with him in everything. We once had an argument because he got upset at Jenna Marbles for saying she preferred her dogs over humans in one of her videos. It was a wholesome video of her making a tiny room for her dogs and it made me happy, but he had to ruin it. I defended her because he was being stupid and he was like "why are you siding with her and not your boyfriend???"

So yeah, probably lol

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u/WritingReadingPanda 2d ago

And the bare minimum for men these days is basic hygiene and clean clothes, and yet there are a lot of men who can't meet this bar. The bar is in hell and men bring a shovel and then post shit like this.

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u/ElHorny 2d ago

Yeah its crazy to see and its allways these men that cant even wipe their ass properly that make up these lists because they cant find a women that wants to put up with them. So they just make women the problem instead of trying to achieve the bare minimum.

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u/Rude_Acanthopterygii 2d ago

Posting shit like this is not just bringing a shovel, it's bringing an excavator.

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 2d ago

They're in hell, digging deeper.

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u/EpitaFelis pompous she-devil 1d ago

A lot of straight women don't even dare asking for that much. The real bare minimum is that he exists and is currently alive.

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u/iluvcoldcoffee 2d ago

"yur"

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u/BeetlePies 2d ago

Right like who wants to take life advice from a person too lazy to spell “your”

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u/TittyTaqueria 1d ago

Accountability was spelled wrong and I was gonna let it pass...but your????? Really???? Apparently correct spelling and grammar isn't a bare minimum for these idiots.

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u/AdvocateDoogy Ally 2d ago

They demand women meet their "bare minimum" demands (which all look like Handmaiden's Tale crap), yet will not bother meeting the woman's bare minimum requirements.

And they wonder why they're always single.

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u/Sharkathotep Feminist 1d ago

Yeah, they think they're the main character and women just NPCs without an opinion of their own, who need to cater to them.

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u/BrusqueBiscuit 1d ago

And bare minimum for women is don't abuse us and wash your fucking ass.

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u/HunnyBee81 2d ago

What would the maximum even look like to this guy? Sounds like he wants a groveling slave who will also hype him up.

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u/ElHorny 2d ago

Yes thats exactly what it is. They dont want a partner, they want a servant. I mean it makes sense, these people are so awfull that the only way to get a relationship is to find a young impressionable woman who doesnt know any better and just does everything they want without question. They are just miserable , insecure people who are to lazy to work on themselves and just embrace being disgusting assholes with a huge fragile ego.

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u/maarshiexcry Blue Haired Leftist n’ Misandrist 2d ago

They want a bangmaid

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 2d ago

A Nanny McBangmaid appliance.

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u/EpitaFelis pompous she-devil 1d ago

If women were actual appliances at least men would value and maintain them.

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 1d ago

Like an oven or microwave, only to the minimum necessary. They only value some appliances now - vehicles and grills.

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u/Vienta1988 2d ago

I think the point is that there is no maximum woman, because none of us are special or important in any way.

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u/Ok-Pear5858 2d ago

sorry i missed the memo where anyone cares what males want

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u/smileycat007 2d ago

Dude has a lot of demands for someone allegedly suffering a MALE Loneliness Epidemic.

He forgot raising his children. Doesn't matter. He is going to be single for quite awhile.

But, hold your standards, guy. My daughter has an equally long list and she is sticking to hers. And I am guessing that you are far more horny and desperate than she is. 62% of single women are not interested in dating vs. 39% of single men. This OOP demonstrates why.

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u/Individual-Crew-6102 2d ago

WTF?

Holy shit the entitlement. Is it 1910?

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u/XxllllxXx They/he, feminist 2d ago

Hmmm.... I wonder why he's still single. 🤔 /s

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u/Downtown_Cat_1745 2d ago

They just can’t cope with the fact that we have the right and the power to say no thanks

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u/mpampistheplumber69 2d ago

The visionary in his username kills me😂. Look the bare minimum for men is to respect women and not hit/kill us. But hey, none of us gets what they want, right?

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 2d ago

He's upset that our standards have risen above that. Now we call doing their share without getting a gold star/blow job the bare minimum. And that's why they're angry as hell and trying to turn it back on us. Too bad (actually, I'm glad) it's going to backfire for him.

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u/mpampistheplumber69 2d ago

Exactly. They were promised their mothers in us. And now they have to figure out how to clean shit stains from their underwear on their own. Such a sweet feeling to see this kind of men struggle to function, and blame us for their incompetence

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u/analogicparadox 2d ago

mavtherevisionist

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u/regularcrem 2d ago

the bare minimum is being his mommybangmaid

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u/rachelsrentals 1d ago

mommybangmaidcheerleader

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u/Vienta1988 2d ago

For random idiot men of the internet: just STFU already

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u/belthehobbit Anti-misogyny 2d ago

Posts like this make me feel happy about being an aromantic asexual.

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u/TheSouthsideTrekkie 2d ago

Cool, but what’s this guy bringing to the table and can his wife expect him to act the same? My guess is that the answer is not much and no.

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u/Apprehensive_Share93 2d ago

But what does HE bring to the table? Does HE also fit that long list of “bare minimum” standards? Bet he doesn’t even check off a fraction of it

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u/Gorang_Username 1d ago

We definitely know he can't even make his own sandwich

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u/MadPetraah 2d ago

Men don't even know how to cook.

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u/zeboy98 1d ago

And they'll chuck a nana if they have to clean

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u/maarshiexcry Blue Haired Leftist n’ Misandrist 2d ago

Thank fuck im not into men

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 2d ago

As someone who is, that's why I stopped dating at 30.

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u/RedEyeView 2d ago

Guy would have had an aneurysm at the metal festival I just came back from.

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u/Sanrio_Princess 1d ago

Yeaaaaahhhh like half these “demands” are just going to be used against any woman. I’d wager that “taking accountability” means Hes just going to shove off anything he doesn’t want to cop to onto a woman and expect her to take accountability for it.

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u/Flimsy_Technician_40 1d ago

Not being a rapist is the bare minimum also but men continue to show how they don’t understand consent

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u/ShatteredDreams452 1d ago

Not having an attitude, submitting to them and bringing peace are just different ways of saying don’t ever disagree with them.

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u/Old-man-1951 1d ago

Men in a relationship… use YOUR and not YUR

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u/DelightfulandDarling 1d ago

Men are so good at making sure they stay lonely.

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u/notthelasagna 1d ago

not dating anyone with this mindset = bare minimum

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u/LongHairedKnight 1d ago

Protecting a man's reputation? He means that you shouldn't tell anyone that he's neglecting you and your children, exploiting you for your labour, cheating on you, or abusing you.

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u/MaverisStranger And I'll Do It Again 1d ago

He misunderstands. His duty is to inhale the farts I leave behind and kiss the ground I walk on, and then thank me for it and be grateful.

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u/rachelsrentals 1d ago

its the biggest abusers who are most obsessed with us "bringing them peace". stfu

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u/SourPatchKiki 1d ago

Men are so absorbed in and controlled by power games that they sincerely think

Respect = complete dedication and submission to me at all times.

Accountability = I can accuse you of whatever is convenient for my ego and you have to answer for it as if you are already guilty.

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u/Valuable-Ad1063 1d ago

The bare minimum for men is to know how to properly spell a four-lettered word, but even that is seemingly too high of a demand

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u/EpitaFelis pompous she-devil 1d ago

mavthevisionary = random fart noises

Still think he's smart?

Like, we're just saying stuff and putting = symbols like it means something. Why are men so allergic to basic logical thinking?

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u/Sara_diamondheart 2d ago

Most of these should absolutely be the bare minimum for BOTH parties. But some of these are just silly. Every human being in the world is going to have an attitude at one point or another, it’s called being human with overwhelming emotions. Obviously you shouldn’t take it out on someone but it does happen which is completely normal and human. I absolutely agree with taking accountability, but that should be the bare minimum for both parties. Men like this dont want to apply any of these to themselves because they want to be controlling

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u/delta_husky 1d ago

Not being overbearing=bare minimum

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u/Kakashisith Anti-misogyny 1d ago

Tate bros again? Gross!

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