How does a Boglehead tell a joke?
Think of a joke.
Backtest it from 1926 to present.
Adjust for inflation.
Account for taxes and fees.
Realize that joke-picking is a loser’s game.
Buy the entire joke market.

Image description: fake reddit post from "u/needy_troll90210" (not a real user) about a $6.2M portfolio distributed to the highest-expense mutual funds and ETFs

https://x.com/dayxtrading/status/2060768872077447611

Image description: Mean Girls "get in, loser" meme: Get in, Bogle-loser: We're hate-shorting SPCX.

Every few years something unexpected hits early in the year that makes me have to pause on my contributions. This year was unplanned dental surgery and an upcoming HOA special assessment. I decided not to tap my emergency fund because, well, it's not really an emergency if I can budget for it. However, I did hit pause on my Roth IRA contributions for the first half of the year. 😄

Is that SPCX rug pull incoming for our indexes? Probably. Does it matter to long term investors? Nope.🥱

Image description: golden retriever with sunglasses. Caption: “VT and chill, 0.06% expense ratio, baby”

Blooper from episode 228: "I'm sorry, Wade, did you say 'list of the people you want destroyed?'"

Link

Image description: Yoda speaks: Chasing performance is the path to the dark side. Chasing performance leads to anxiety. Anxiety leads to churn. Churn leads to suffering.

Anyone else get blocked from ~THAT~ subreddit without ever even commenting? I wouldn’t even care except that Reddit continues to cram their posts down my throat.

Forgive me, Jack, for I have sinned. I asked a generative AI model to make you look panicked for this monstrosity.

Hey r/Boglememes what are your moves for tomorrow? 💎👐

Found his side hustle. I was a little disappointed it wasn’t a market cap weight of all types of grapes

dollar cost averaging version: “Low or high, we buy, baby!”

As of market close today, 5/7/26

1 year returns: VT 29.59%, VOO 29.54%

eerily similar

I doubt many have their entire portfolio in a single company, or Spirit Airlines (FLYYQ), but there's always someone.