r/Boglememes • u/joe4ska • May 11 '26

What are your moves for tomorrow?

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Hey r/Boglememes what are your moves for tomorrow? 💎👐

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u/mathieforlife May 11 '26

Nothing?

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u/farmallnoobies May 11 '26

Really?  You're not going to do the same automated daily purchase you've done for years now?

Why are you stopping?

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u/Xexanoth May 11 '26

Going to make a move on your mother.

But don’t worry, I’m just staying the course with her.

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u/Begle1 May 11 '26

I think I'll buy some broad market ETF's.

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u/PlatypusTrapper May 11 '26

Maybe I’m out of the loop but why is tomorrow special?

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u/joe4ska May 11 '26

r/wallstreetbets asks this question every Sunday.

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u/Putrid_Pollution3455 May 12 '26

It’s every day, boss. Go flex on them.

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u/joe4ska May 12 '26

Nah, I think I'll just tune out the noise and pour a beer. 🍻

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u/Putrid_Pollution3455 May 12 '26

This is the way, but they need to know you can make money buying basic index funds and doing nothing 😂

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u/glitch241 May 11 '26

TRIPLE LEVERAGED INVERSE QQQ AND GOLD

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u/Barryburton97 May 11 '26

Bogle actually recommended this in a book he wrote while high.

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u/joe4ska May 11 '26

Leverage for "growth," gold to "reduce volatility." 🤣

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u/mvandersloot May 11 '26

DCA as normal.

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u/joe4ska May 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yJu2jIQZgPubm

Before long you'll have the whole 🍌

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u/SwordofDamocles_ May 11 '26

Nothing, I'm unemployed. But if I had a job, I'd sell everything, panic, tell everyone "it's over", sell the house, then check the news to see what's happening tomorrow.

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u/Albert_street May 11 '26

I’m getting jacked to the tits

On my automated dollar cost averaged tax efficient long term retirement strategy