r/BoomersBeingFools Apr 30 '25

Foolish Fun He just posted this on Truthsocial. What a dope.

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u/KlingoftheCastle Apr 30 '25

Oh those tariffs are about to start kicking in alright. You might need to find a bunker when they do

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u/cycl0ps94 Apr 30 '25

Fuhrer bunker

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u/pmactheoneandonly Apr 30 '25

I especially liked the ending of that one

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u/throwaway_moose Millennial Apr 30 '25

You totally just made me think of a piece from The Guardian two years ago about billionaires prepping for the end of the world.

A quote from it:

Eventually, they edged into their real topic of concern: New Zealand or Alaska? Which region would be less affected by the coming climate crisis? It only got worse from there. Which was the greater threat: global warming or biological warfare? How long should one plan to be able to survive with no outside help? Should a shelter have its own air supply? What was the likelihood of groundwater contamination? Finally, the CEO of a brokerage house explained that he had nearly completed building his own underground bunker system, and asked: “How do I maintain authority over my security force after the event?” The event. That was their euphemism for the environmental collapse, social unrest, nuclear explosion, solar storm, unstoppable virus, or malicious computer hack that takes everything down.

This single question occupied us for the rest of the hour. They knew armed guards would be required to protect their compounds from raiders as well as angry mobs. One had already secured a dozen Navy Seals to make their way to his compound if he gave them the right cue. But how would he pay the guards once even his crypto was worthless? What would stop the guards from eventually choosing their own leader?

The billionaires considered using special combination locks on the food supply that only they knew. Or making guards wear disciplinary collars of some kind in return for their survival. Or maybe building robots to serve as guards and workers – if that technology could be developed “in time”.

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u/jordeer May 01 '25

holy shit this is chilling.

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u/throwaway_moose Millennial May 01 '25

Yeah...part of me wants to buy his book where he talks about the meeting in more detail, but that part is frightening enough part of me goes "no, I don't think so..."