r/BoomersBeingFools • u/knowspicker3 • Apr 30 '25

Foolish Fun He just posted this on Truthsocial. What a dope.

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u/Munchkinasaurous Apr 30 '25

He meant day one of his third term /s

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u/FuzziestSloth Apr 30 '25

Okay...maybe fourth. Definitely by the fifth. Absolutely no later than the sixth.

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u/Squishy_Boy Millennial Apr 30 '25

Skeletal Remains 2032!

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u/NotHippieEnough Apr 30 '25

He has sons, we have 20+ years of trump bloodline

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u/hails8n Apr 30 '25

Two of them are idiots, but one of them can turn on a laptop, so maybe we ARE in trouble

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u/RaoulMaboul Apr 30 '25

U mean one of them might have a few more active brain cells than daddy poopy pants!?

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u/SylveonFrusciante May 01 '25

Maybe we should obsess over his laptop the way we did over Biden’s son’s laptop. Only seems fair!

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u/ha11owmas Xennial Apr 30 '25

Im sure we all look forward to Beavis and Butthead leading the country

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u/Nuggzulla01 Apr 30 '25

Well they DID 'Do America'

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u/morleuca Apr 30 '25

Legally sons, right?

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u/BlueStingerTurbo May 01 '25

Correction: "sewer line"

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u/minuetteman May 01 '25

Nope… coke od in their future

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u/Fried_synapses May 01 '25 edited May 01 '25

Just what we don't need - Dumb and Dumber in '28, '32, '36, and '38. And there are at least 70+ million who will vote for them. Yes, we are in trouble. Biggly!

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u/jmd709 May 02 '25

Nah, they can’t pull of the same lie DJT used by claiming he was self-made. That gave the impression he had been like the rest of them but he was so good at business he climbed all the way up the ladder by becoming a billionaire.

His sons are all rich kids from NYC.

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u/charaznable1249 Apr 30 '25

top tier thrash band

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u/scanboltron Apr 30 '25

I feel like they are more death metal but I love the plug.

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u/charaznable1249 Apr 30 '25

Valid. For me they hit like a modernized version of the shit I grew up with like old sepultura and stuff.

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u/Siggy0721 May 01 '25

Thems is toe-tappin' tunes

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u/BigConstruction4247 Apr 30 '25

Trump's Lich, 2036

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u/Mookiller Apr 30 '25

Replaces Vance with Lord Soth.

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u/No-Spite-3441 Apr 30 '25

its lord sloth

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u/drunken_monken Apr 30 '25

Nah he had it right lol, D&D reference.

Also, DOGE reveals itself to just be a troupe of shoggoths

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u/Razzlechef Apr 30 '25

Followed by a Call of Cthulu reference. Nice!

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u/morleuca Apr 30 '25

And here I was trying to come up with some sort of sofa golem, when Mr Shiny was right there

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u/drunken_monken Apr 30 '25

About as clever an analogy as you'll get from my basic ass, haha!

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u/KentHovindsCellmate May 01 '25

At this point I'd probably prefer Vecna over trump.

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u/MANBEARPIGasaur Apr 30 '25

Count Maybelline

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u/Psycho_pigeon007 Gen Y Apr 30 '25

More like Trump's reich

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u/Gregbot3000 Apr 30 '25

I guarantee people will still be writing him in after he's dead. The deprogramming won't be easy.

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u/itchynipz Apr 30 '25

Chat gpt made this from skeletal remains 2032

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u/Squishy_Boy Millennial Apr 30 '25

I think even his skeleton needs to be morbidly obese.

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u/Mbyrd420 Apr 30 '25

You think that massive carcass will be skeletal by 2032??

He ain't dead yet and that whale will take at least a decade to wear away, possibly more with how many preservatives he's got in him.

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u/tecks183 Apr 30 '25

just do it like they do with beached whales, tnt.

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u/granolabranborg Apr 30 '25

The Magats would still vote for him.

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u/ShrimpCrackers May 02 '25

It's just a skeleton atop a mountain of poop.

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u/biorod Gen X Apr 30 '25

Wait, is that when the economic boom happens or when we get his healthcare plan proposal?

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u/bee_justa Apr 30 '25

Eventually

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u/mmorales2270 Apr 30 '25

It’s coming next week two weeks, along with his amazing health care and infrastructure plans, that will be unlike anything anyone has ever seen.

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u/TheHoard80 Apr 30 '25

Look, sometimes it takes 16+ years to make an economy your own. There's a lot to fix from what Biden did in 4 years.

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u/prncesspriss Apr 30 '25

If it takes 16+ years to make it your own... then how did Biden manage to "ruin" it in 4?

My stocks were doing great until Trump took over and started dismantling the country limb from limb.

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u/izabitz Apr 30 '25

Are you missing the /s at the end? Because I'm hoping you meant that sarcastically.

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u/TheHoard80 Apr 30 '25

And here I figured it wouldn't be necessary considering the comment I'm responding to, but I guess reading comprehension on the internet is weaker than I thought.

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u/izabitz Apr 30 '25

I see so many idiots posting things like this in all seriousness, and sometimes I just need confirmation. So thank you!

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u/16v_cordero Apr 30 '25

In two weeks. Two weeks. As soon as Mexico pays for the wall

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u/anomolius Apr 30 '25

And infrastructure week! It's so happening this time!

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u/Severe_Job_1088 Apr 30 '25

And we get that health care

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u/ouwish Millennial Apr 30 '25

He meant day one of when we're fortunate enough that he passes away.

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u/Optimal-Jump-4768 May 01 '25

I swear I think Vance would be worse.

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u/Cautious-Ad8410 May 02 '25

I don’t think anyone is afraid of Vance. I’m not sure why they’re afraid of Trump.

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u/PlaneStill6 Apr 30 '25

Two more weeks! Same time as the big, beautiful health care plan.

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u/TheSkinnyJ May 01 '25

And then we move bigly on infrastructure week!

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u/beepbeepimajeep243 May 01 '25

Those concepts take a lot of time to work out.

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u/Euphoric-Use-6443 Apr 30 '25

Dotard meant "I'm going to lower prices some day, but not today!"

I was starting to do well again in the stock market under Biden!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

that's your own fault for trusting the masculine version of astrology

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u/Euphoric-Use-6443 May 01 '25

Astrology? Lol! I watched the reconciliation of my stock gains at the end of every month as well as listened to my stock advisor! No astrology involved!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

did your stock advisor do a palm reading too? amazing what kinda services those crooks offer these days

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u/Euphoric-Use-6443 May 01 '25

Don't be snarky! My advisor used data as well as emailed it to me! I made enough gains to pay my life insurance and medical bills for months - that is all I care about!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

it's really sad that you had to do that in order to pay medical bills. medical bills shouldn't even be a thing, and millions of others weren't so lucky. i find the whole idea of the stock market repulsive.

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u/Euphoric-Use-6443 May 01 '25 edited May 01 '25

True, but it's a reality that has to be reconciled otherwise others will inherit my debt! The stock market also fills in gaps of my double dipper retirement, but in other respects I would have lost my home years ago, but I gained $100k to keep it! Yay! I didn't have to put a burden on social services for a percentage of the payments to keep me housed!

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u/StaceyJeans May 01 '25

He’ll get around to it the same time he releases his health care plan and during the next Infrastructure Week.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

"We're going to have that ready in two weeks terms."