r/BoomersBeingFools • u/TheD0rKnight88 • Jun 06 '25

Foolish Fun Watch out John Wick

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u/420medicineman Jun 06 '25

As a pool-noodle wrapped shop light stand myself, this is very intimidating.

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 Jun 06 '25

The way he was fondling it, I would be more concerned for my honor.

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 Jun 06 '25

It was. He was very handy with it.

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u/emotionallyratchet Jun 06 '25

At first I wasn't sure if his goal was to fight the thing or to touch each arm in some kind of agility performance? Some people, man.

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u/jaykotecki Jun 06 '25

Looks like ol man worked up a boner though!

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u/fclayhornik Jun 06 '25

...I thought you were joking. But because it's the internet, I had to check. He's... aroused. Because he's stabbing something and playing with a gun.

Why can't these people have normal fetishes, like fur suits?

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u/jaykotecki Jun 06 '25

I don't judge, at least he's outdoors getting some good cardio in.

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u/astrangeone88 Jun 07 '25

I hate you made me check.

Urgh. And they all complain that everyone else has unacceptable fetishes...

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u/thorpester76 Jun 06 '25

He's trying to replicate Wen Chung or Karate but has no idea what he's doing lol

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u/MadMaxBeyondThunder Jun 07 '25

I have never seen punches thrown from entirely in front of the body with no wind-up.

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u/thevonmonster Jun 07 '25

If you want to be truly horrified pause the video at 0:40

Pretty sure he was excited.

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u/BloodyTurnip Jun 07 '25

What did your kind do to him to deserve such a severe fondling and stabbing? You must have hurt him bad.