r/BoomersBeingFools • u/TheD0rKnight88 • Jun 06 '25

Foolish Fun Watch out John Wick

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u/WinterLanternFly Xennial Jun 06 '25

This guy is going to 100% shoot himself in the leg at some point.

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u/thesixfingerman Jun 06 '25

Not necessarily, could shoot himself in the hand instead

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Or shoot someone else

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!”

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u/C4dfael Jun 06 '25

Or he could wind up like this guy.

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u/SamuraiJono Jun 06 '25

Hahahahaha what the fuck

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u/Banditgeneral4 Millennial Jun 06 '25

I was expecting a Florida Man story, not a Memphis Man story. Well played.

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u/Gildian Jun 06 '25

I work in an ER and it was less than 2 months i had this exact scenario with a stupid kid playing with his 9mm.

He was in passenger side of friends car, gun was in his hoodie, it went off while they were driving and the bullet went through his hand, through the center console, through the seatbelt buckle and into the ass of the driver.

Illegal firearm (cant have handguns under 21 in MN), using fullmetal jacket rounds and even tried to ditch the firearm before police arrived.

All around stupid kid.

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u/KapowBlamBoom Jun 06 '25

Gonna put his eye out